Chapter six- Oh.hi mom!
Disclaimer: I don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: last chapter was a little stupid, Kikyo and Naraku were totally OOC, but I'm not changing it because I thought it was funny, or maybe I'm just stupid, anyways enjoy chapter 6! Ying-lin hu Im so sorry I spelled your name wrong, I'm such a baka! (er did I write it right this time?)
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Kagome stood in shock as Naraku disappeared and the chirping of birds and rustling of leaves could be heard once more. She felt a sudden chill run down her back and knew that only one thing could be done.
She whipped up the hanyou and her yellow backpack and jumped into the well heading towards her time. Inu-yasha squealed with delight as the blue light surrounded them and sent her traveling to the other world.
Inu-yasha still giggled as Kagome climbed out of the well with inu-yasha tucked under her arm. She grunted ever so often whenever he would jerk to the side suddenly making her bash her knee into the well.
"I hope beyond hope that my mom isn't home Inu-yasha."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Shhhh," Kagome wanted to throw the hanyou more then anything but assured herself if he ever got back to normal he'd sit him a thousand times.
Kagome walked up to her house located in the shrine, she tip toed up to the door and opened the door slowly only to discover that it made the loudest creaking noise she'd ever heard in her life. She groaned inwardly and continued moving hoping no one would notice.
After moving for about five minutes very slowly and with nothing happening, Kagome smiled; maybe luck was with her today.
Oh she spoke too soon.
Because at that very moment Inu-yasha came bounding in and stared in wide fascination at all the kitchen devices. His eyes literally grew three times its normal size and he began to smile wickedly.
He first discovered the refrigerator and was having one hell of a time opening it and closing it with strength that would normally rip the door of its hinges.
"Kagome-San? What does this do?" Inu-yasha said holding up a toaster.
"You cook food in it, Inu-yasha, don't touch it," Kagome said shaking her head and not noticing when Inu-yasha began sticking a fork into the toast slots.
"Look Kagome-San I won!" Inu-yasha held up the toaster triumphantly with the fork lodged deep down into it. Kagome shrieked and snatched the toaster away from Inu-yasha, fear engraved into her calm face.
"Never do that Inu-yasha!" Kagome nearly yelled at him. Inu-yasha's ears flattened to his head and he lowered his head sadly, making sniffing noises and sobs, "No! don't cry stop crying! NO CRYING!"
Inu-yasha head shot up showing a delighted hanyou with no signs of him crying, Kagome mentally kicked herself, "Ok Kagome-San!"
Kagome was about to yell at him some more when she heard movement upstairs, "oh no my mom was home!"
"Kagome? Is that you?" came her mother's voice as she made her way down the staircase.
"Err.yeah mom!" Kagome called, "ok Kagome think quickly what to do what to do?"
Kagome turned to hide Inu-yasha and found that he was already gone, she shrugged it off deciding that the hanyou had wanted to hide in the first place, she just hoped that he wasn't making a ruckus. ((An: but everyone knows that he is!))
Kagome's mom came into the kitchen and saw her daughter holding a toaster with a fork in it, "Kagome what on Earth were you doing down here?"
Kagome blinked and then looked at the toaster, major sweat dropping occurs, "Oh nothing mom!" Kagome smiled as she tossed the toaster over her head and it landed in the kitchen sink that currently had water in it. The sparks flared and Kagome screeched in surprise hiding behind her mother and staring at the sink in bewilderment, "Sorry mom!"
"That's ok Kagome that was an old toaster anyway, just don't go near it! Now where is that dog-eared friend of yours? Doesn't he come here to drag you back or something?"
"Oh you mean Inu-yasha, he's-" Kagome stared as she saw Inu-yasha swinging on the lamp that was attached to the ceiling behind her mother. Her mother watched her carefully wondering what she's looking at, just as she was about to turn around Inu-yasha hoped away and the lamp came crashing to the floor. Kagome and Mrs. Higurashi shrieked in shock/surprise.
"How odd that lamp was brand new, well, come now Kagome come into the living room and we'll fold some laundry together."
"That's fine mom I-" Her mother shot her a look and Kagome quickly closed her mouth.
The two women folded laundry but one of them kept sending warning glances at everything in the room, searching for a certain hanyou who wasn't making her day any easier. She mentally slapped herself for not tying the kid to stick in the front yard.
"Kagome, you seem a little distracted, your putting your underwear in Souta's pile," Mrs. Higurashi eyed her daughter suspiciously, "Is something the matter Kagome dear?"
"What? No, everything's fine there isn't any little miniature hanyou running around on top of the fireplace!" Kagome screamed as she tore her eyes away from the fireplace where a little hanyou was, in fact, dancing along the edge jumping over the pictures of Souta and Kagome as babies and such.
On impulse the mother turned to see that the fireplace was perfectly fine and that no hanyou was dancing along the edges, "Kagome, I think you might be coming down with something, why don't you go lay down?"
"YEAH! Lay down, upstairs in my room, away from the Television which is that little black box, that would be perfect mom!" Kagome yelled at the hanyou hoping he'd catch the hint, her mother looked at her daughter and leaned over to feel her forehead.
"Kagome, you don't have a fever but you should just go lay down, I'll bring you up some food later, why don't you take a bath or something."
"YEAH! BEING IN MY ROOM WOULD BE WONDERFUL! AWAY FROM THE BREAKABLE OBJECTS NEAR THE TELEVISION!" Kagome ran over to the TV and picked something up that Mrs. Higurashi couldn't see and ran up the staircase.
Inu-yasha was giggling like crazy and clapping his hands together, which Kagome tried to silence by grabbing the hands with her spare arm. She shut the door tight behind her and collapsed onto the ground, "just when I thought an adult Inu-yasha was bad."
Disclaimer: I don't own inu-yasha
Author's notes: last chapter was a little stupid, Kikyo and Naraku were totally OOC, but I'm not changing it because I thought it was funny, or maybe I'm just stupid, anyways enjoy chapter 6! Ying-lin hu Im so sorry I spelled your name wrong, I'm such a baka! (er did I write it right this time?)
~*~
Kagome stood in shock as Naraku disappeared and the chirping of birds and rustling of leaves could be heard once more. She felt a sudden chill run down her back and knew that only one thing could be done.
She whipped up the hanyou and her yellow backpack and jumped into the well heading towards her time. Inu-yasha squealed with delight as the blue light surrounded them and sent her traveling to the other world.
Inu-yasha still giggled as Kagome climbed out of the well with inu-yasha tucked under her arm. She grunted ever so often whenever he would jerk to the side suddenly making her bash her knee into the well.
"I hope beyond hope that my mom isn't home Inu-yasha."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Shhhh," Kagome wanted to throw the hanyou more then anything but assured herself if he ever got back to normal he'd sit him a thousand times.
Kagome walked up to her house located in the shrine, she tip toed up to the door and opened the door slowly only to discover that it made the loudest creaking noise she'd ever heard in her life. She groaned inwardly and continued moving hoping no one would notice.
After moving for about five minutes very slowly and with nothing happening, Kagome smiled; maybe luck was with her today.
Oh she spoke too soon.
Because at that very moment Inu-yasha came bounding in and stared in wide fascination at all the kitchen devices. His eyes literally grew three times its normal size and he began to smile wickedly.
He first discovered the refrigerator and was having one hell of a time opening it and closing it with strength that would normally rip the door of its hinges.
"Kagome-San? What does this do?" Inu-yasha said holding up a toaster.
"You cook food in it, Inu-yasha, don't touch it," Kagome said shaking her head and not noticing when Inu-yasha began sticking a fork into the toast slots.
"Look Kagome-San I won!" Inu-yasha held up the toaster triumphantly with the fork lodged deep down into it. Kagome shrieked and snatched the toaster away from Inu-yasha, fear engraved into her calm face.
"Never do that Inu-yasha!" Kagome nearly yelled at him. Inu-yasha's ears flattened to his head and he lowered his head sadly, making sniffing noises and sobs, "No! don't cry stop crying! NO CRYING!"
Inu-yasha head shot up showing a delighted hanyou with no signs of him crying, Kagome mentally kicked herself, "Ok Kagome-San!"
Kagome was about to yell at him some more when she heard movement upstairs, "oh no my mom was home!"
"Kagome? Is that you?" came her mother's voice as she made her way down the staircase.
"Err.yeah mom!" Kagome called, "ok Kagome think quickly what to do what to do?"
Kagome turned to hide Inu-yasha and found that he was already gone, she shrugged it off deciding that the hanyou had wanted to hide in the first place, she just hoped that he wasn't making a ruckus. ((An: but everyone knows that he is!))
Kagome's mom came into the kitchen and saw her daughter holding a toaster with a fork in it, "Kagome what on Earth were you doing down here?"
Kagome blinked and then looked at the toaster, major sweat dropping occurs, "Oh nothing mom!" Kagome smiled as she tossed the toaster over her head and it landed in the kitchen sink that currently had water in it. The sparks flared and Kagome screeched in surprise hiding behind her mother and staring at the sink in bewilderment, "Sorry mom!"
"That's ok Kagome that was an old toaster anyway, just don't go near it! Now where is that dog-eared friend of yours? Doesn't he come here to drag you back or something?"
"Oh you mean Inu-yasha, he's-" Kagome stared as she saw Inu-yasha swinging on the lamp that was attached to the ceiling behind her mother. Her mother watched her carefully wondering what she's looking at, just as she was about to turn around Inu-yasha hoped away and the lamp came crashing to the floor. Kagome and Mrs. Higurashi shrieked in shock/surprise.
"How odd that lamp was brand new, well, come now Kagome come into the living room and we'll fold some laundry together."
"That's fine mom I-" Her mother shot her a look and Kagome quickly closed her mouth.
The two women folded laundry but one of them kept sending warning glances at everything in the room, searching for a certain hanyou who wasn't making her day any easier. She mentally slapped herself for not tying the kid to stick in the front yard.
"Kagome, you seem a little distracted, your putting your underwear in Souta's pile," Mrs. Higurashi eyed her daughter suspiciously, "Is something the matter Kagome dear?"
"What? No, everything's fine there isn't any little miniature hanyou running around on top of the fireplace!" Kagome screamed as she tore her eyes away from the fireplace where a little hanyou was, in fact, dancing along the edge jumping over the pictures of Souta and Kagome as babies and such.
On impulse the mother turned to see that the fireplace was perfectly fine and that no hanyou was dancing along the edges, "Kagome, I think you might be coming down with something, why don't you go lay down?"
"YEAH! Lay down, upstairs in my room, away from the Television which is that little black box, that would be perfect mom!" Kagome yelled at the hanyou hoping he'd catch the hint, her mother looked at her daughter and leaned over to feel her forehead.
"Kagome, you don't have a fever but you should just go lay down, I'll bring you up some food later, why don't you take a bath or something."
"YEAH! BEING IN MY ROOM WOULD BE WONDERFUL! AWAY FROM THE BREAKABLE OBJECTS NEAR THE TELEVISION!" Kagome ran over to the TV and picked something up that Mrs. Higurashi couldn't see and ran up the staircase.
Inu-yasha was giggling like crazy and clapping his hands together, which Kagome tried to silence by grabbing the hands with her spare arm. She shut the door tight behind her and collapsed onto the ground, "just when I thought an adult Inu-yasha was bad."