Mik-chan: ohayou!

Yue: Ohayou! *waves*

Mik-chan : *waveity waveity*

Yue: You want kouga back?

Mik-chan : ummmm . . . not really . . .

Yue : okay....

Kouga: OI! YOU UNGRATEFUL . . . .

*sound of newspaper colliding with skull*

Mik-chan: quiet furrball

Yue : --- is keepin Miroku ;)

Mik-chan : be my guest

Miroku: HEY! THAT IS NOT FAIR!

Yue: I thought you liked me Miroku *wink wink*

Mik-chan: Fairs are for tourists, houshi, get used to it

Yue : It could be worse, Miroku...

Miroku: *hastily covering his lapse in judgement* of course i do, yue-sama . . . i just don't like feeling . . . *GLARES at Mik-chan* . . . rejected.

Mik-chan: unloved

Yue: *Hugs Miroku* you're not rejected

Mik-chan : maybe a little UNWANTED

Miroku: Lucky me. *sigh*

Yue: oh, stop being a baby. I love you

Twinling: hello, this is the evil twinling related to yue chan. I'm a big fan of yours

Mik-chan: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Twinling: LOL

Mik-chan: gomen ne . . . tis my usual reaction to fans. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Twinling: No, yue's gonna talk through me. Its only a bloody rabbit

Mik-chan: *smack* no, bad mik-chan, get a grip. YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! EEEEEEEEEEEEEW EW EW EW EW! YUCKY DEAD BUNNY!

Twinling : muhwahahaha! *resurrects the evil dead bunny*

Mik-chan : O.O;;;;;;;;;; now i'm afraid

Twinling: lol, so is yue

Mik-chan: oi, can we send the evil undead bunny after Ami-chan?

Twinling: cant be as frightening as Miroku asking you to bear his child. sure!

Mik-chan : yes, well . . . about that . . . . ^.^; eh heh heh . . . .

Twinling : lol. wow, im glad no monk comes around asking me that

Mik-chan : give it time . . . . . three......two....one...

*miroku falls through the front door

Miroku: Good afternoon!

Mik-chan: *sigh* oi . . . . .

Twinling: agh!

Miroku: O.o; Twins?! We've got twins here?! *hentai grin* Hell yeah . . . .

Mik-chan: *bops Miroku with that ever-present rolled up newspaper* Down boy.

Miroku: @.@ I hate it when you do that . . .

Twinling: lol, well its a good thing someone does it *looks at the monk* you're what my twin was barking about?

Miroku: Barking? Well, I wouldn't call it that . . . but yes, in a way I suppose

Twinling: hehe. well, lets just say yue-chan fell head over heels for you, even if she did reject your question

Miroku: *raises an eyebrow at Yue-chan* Did she now?

Twinling: maaaaaayyyyyybbbeeee

Miroku: *knowing grin* I see . . . *self-satisfied smirk* She wants me . .

*more swatting with the newspaper*

Mik-chan: HENTAI!

Miroku: Owwwww . . . see how mean she is to me?

Twinling: *pulls out meat tenderizer* there will be no hentai with my twin! *waves it around threateningly* besides, what makes you think i won't torture her before she ever gets back to you?

Miroku: O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;; eep

Mik-chan: A meat tenderizer? That's a new one . . .

Twinling: lol, its my culinary weapon

Mik-chan: I usually use a dull, rusty vegetable peeler. ^.^

Twinling: ahh, but rusty spikes are so much more fun, very stress relieving *sympathetic look to miroku* awwwww, I could never hurt the cute wittle monk

Miroku: Of course not . . . . you'd just maim me for life

Twinling: no! of course not! I don't hurt cute people **a strange noise can be heard from inside the closet, sounds a lot like a muffled yue-chan**

Mik-chan: So beating on Miroku shouldn't be a problem, ne? ^.^ yue-chan is in . . . the closet

Twinling: LOL

Mik-chan : -.- does somebody wanna explain to this poor deluded little rurouni exactly WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Twinling: no, no, yue chan isnt in the closet. **turkey call from inside closet**

Mik-chan: turkeys . . . -.- righty-o then . . . .

KumariShadow : ((remember this is yue chan as well...the turkeys are hers!))

Mik-chan : turkeys in the closet . . . somehow, that's even more disturbing

Twinling: *pounces on the monk*

Miroku: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *gasping* Don't DO that! you're gonna give me a heart attack!

Twinling: *innocent* (pheh, yeah right) whyyy?

Mik-chan: *glomps herself a Chichiri* That's the whole idea.

Chichiri: @.@ DAAAAAAAAAAA!

Twinling: Mik-chan has the right idea! *squeezes the monk*

**Yue-chan pounding on door** 'My monk! my monk!

Mik-chan: which one? -.- *glares suspiciously*

Twinling: Miroku

Mik-chan : good

Twinling: why, are there more

Mik-chan: cause, see . . . CHICHIRI IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

Twinling: dun worry, you can have him

Mik-chan: hmph . . . mine . . . .

Twinling: i want hoto-sama myself, personally, lol

Mik-chan: MINE, I SAY! HH you can have he's on the Bus

**yue breaks out of closet and drag's miroku away*

Yue: how dare you hug the enemy!!!!

Miroku: @.@ eep . . . . .

Twinling: yayayay! i get HH!!!!

Mik-chan: yes. you'll just have to Indian-wrestle Zan-chan for him . . . . ^.^ did i forget to mention that?

Twinling: erm...yes...

Mik-chan: silly me! ^.^

Twinling: well, is anyone else up for grabs?

Mik-chan: hmmmm . . . .. Soujirou, Aoshi. . . . . lessee . . .Kenshin is MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! MINE BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST!

Yue-chan: kisses miroku on the cheek...then hits him over the head*

Mik-chan: and Sano too . . . hehe ^.^ mik-chan's a bigamist

Twinling : lol... i see that

Mik-chan: but i usually don't look at it that way

Twinling: lol, personally i like to think of it as a harem

Mik-chan: i see it as . . . giving myself options. YES! HAREMS RULE! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!

Twinling: *big smiles* and having crazy scientists who want to destroy the universe to help you aint a bad thing either

Mik-chan: -.-; that's a new one

Twinling: lol, washu helps my friend nikki-chan and I collect our bishie's

Mik-chan: kewl

Twinling: can we let chiriko out of the hamster ball so i can play with him? or can we just play with him in the hamster ball?

Mik-chan: play with the hamster ball

Twinling: kay

Mik-chan: it's fun to kick it around the room and watch Pink Boy go flying ^.^ collecting bishies, huh?

Twinling: ^.^ yup. yue-chan: is there a hamster ball we could fit kouga in?

Mik-chan: hmmm . . . . i don't think there's enough room for both him and his . . . . . ego

Twinling: i could have one made special...hehehehe. never trust someone with an ego bigger then their own head

Mik-chan: hmm. . . indeed

Yue: we took the ego down a few notches yesterday with the pink dress*

Mik-chan: actually, i think i'd rather keep him outside the hamster ball. makes it easier to torment him with frilly pink clothes and nail polish, and make up and stuff ^.^

KumariShadow : hehe, true, he might hurt his ego...might step on it in such tight quarters ^.^

Mik-chan: could be, if it didn't flatten him first

Twinling: true

Yue-chan: Is IY there?

Kouga: *still in his lovely pink dress* Who cares?

IY: *hides behind the couch* No he's not!

Twinling: *smacks Kouga* Silence, Wolf-Boy.

*Mik-chan drags him out by an ear* come now, inu-chan be sociable

Kouga: -.- *grumble grumble grumble*

Twinling: Heyla IY! Come say hello to my twin, I'm sure she'd like to meet you....

Mik-chan: don't mind Kouga. he's PMSing

Kouga: I AM NOT!

IY: *bursts out laughing at Kouga as seems to be his habit*

Twinling: IY, want to join him in the dress?

IY: *stops laughing and hiccups* N-No thank you!

Twinling: hehe...I thought so

Mik-chan: Aw, leave him alone. Kouga made a total ass of the poor thing a few weeks ago. He deserves all the paybacks he can get.

*Chichiri discreetly sneaks toward the door*

Twinling: I see *sympathetic glance at IY* I apologize

*Mik-chan catches the tail of his kesa and yoinks him back into the room*

Mik-chan: not so fast

IY: Fine . . . . whatever . . . .

Twinling: lol! Hey, your monk seems like he's more eager to get away than mine is........

Iy: can I laugh at kouga now?

Twinling: yes, you may

Chichiri: *aside* You have NO idea, no da . . . .

IY: Thank you . . . . *ahem* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

kouga: -.-*

(are we entertaining or WHAT?! ^.^)

Yue-chan: Back! *hugs Miroku* Twinling will be back soon. Perhaps I can give Kouga to her.

Kouga: OI!

Mik-chan: *rubs her ear* Now what?

Kouga: I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING FOISTED OFF ON OTHER PEOPLE AT THE SLIGHTEST WHIM! SHOW A LITTLE LOYALTY, DAMNIT!

Mik-chan: OK *hugs Chichiri* there! loyalty! ^.^

Yue: *hits kouga* you're the one who deserves it

Kouga: -.- not what i meant . . .

Yue: yelling at me like that the other day Kouga... why shouldn't I? Better than feeding you to the turkeys. besides, Miroku is enough of a challenge to handle without having you around

Kouga: -.-* grrrrrrr

Yue: *sticks her tongue out at Kouga

Mik-chan: Feed him to the turkeys . . . . hahahahahahaa

*turkeys peck at him then refuse to eat him in disgust*

*Kouga sets a world record for number of popping veins*

*yue-chan and miroku laugh*

Mik-chan: *points and laughs at Kouga*

*turkeys point and laugh at kouga*

All: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!

Mik-chan: GIGGLING POULTRY! BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Yue: *laughs even harder and falls, dragging Miroku down with her*

Miroku: O.O Hello! yikes . . . . pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme

Yue: *looks at miroku with hurt expression* why would I do that? *pout*

Miroku: Umm . . . no reason, really . . . .

Yue:*big teary eyes* You really think that I would do that? *tears start to form*

Miroku: I guess the fact that we seem to have landed in a . . . er, compromising position doesn't mean you'll flay me alive?

Yue:.......*tears start to fall* I wouldn't flay you alive..... (is the master of crying)

Miroku: *BIG HUGE SIGH OF RELIEF* thank god . . . er, buddha. awww, don't cry, yue-chan, it makes me sad

IY: *cough cough* SAP! *cough cough hack*

Yue: *stops crying and kisses Miroku* Okay!

Miroku: O.O YAHOOOOOOOOOO!

Yue: *hugs her monk

miroku: I've died and gone to heaven . . . .

Yue: *smiles at Miroku* I bet