Mik-chan: OHAYOU!
Yue: Ohayou!!!! was waiting for you!
Mik-chan: Do tell
Yue: Hehe, not too sure if you want to know
Mik-chan: Tell me. after the week i just had, i can handle anything
Yue : You sure? you might have a heart attack
Mik-chan: I'm only 18. i'll be fine. no prior history of heart disease here
Yue: Okay....Miroku and I got engaged
Mik-chan *clutches chest and falls to the floor* eep . . . .
Yue: LOL! I told you!
Mik-chan: *climbs rather painfully back into her chair* WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?! wait a minute . . . . . better yet, WHY did this happen?
Yue: what???
Mik-chan: *suspicious glare* Miroku . . . . .
Yue: I happen to be in love with Miroku!
Miroku: *waves hands frantically* I didn't do anything!
Mik-chan: just makin' sure . . . .
Yue: *shields the monk* he's telling the truth
Mik-chan: ^.^ yayfor you guys!
Yue: I told you it was a shocker
Mik-chan: *catches her breath*
Yue: But I had fun at home, playing with Miroku's mind
Miroku: Yes well . . . .
Mik-chan: Just as long as that's ALL you were playing with
Yue: Yes, it was
Miroku: *hentai grin* as far as she knows . . . .
Yue: Mik-chan is sick minded *slaps miroku*
Mik-chan: *SWAT* bad monk! BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Yue: *hits miroku into the floor*
Miroku: @.@ What did I say?
Yue: No hentai!
Mik-chan: Skizi houshi . . . as if you didn't know! Hentai no baka . . . .
Yue: so, you want to be in the wedding?
Mik-chan: YES!!!
Yue: yay! *does her happy dance* I need a best man too...
Mik-chan: *grabs IY by the ear* He volunteers!
IY: THE BLOODY HELL I DO!
Yue: no! not IY. too much trouble and bad language. Besides, he might kill the groom.
Mik-chan: I doubt it
Yue: I don't. try someone else
Mik-chan: that rosary IS good for something, you know
Yue: Chichiri! He can be the best man!
IY: Don't you dare . . . . O.O
Mik-chan: OSUWARI!
*Iy crashes to the floor*
IY: I HATE YOU . . . .
Yue: We hate you too IY
Chichiri: Oi, don't bring me into this, nan no da. i want no part of your insanity
Yue: why? you'd be a good best man
Chichiri: besides, miroku gives monks a bad name, no da
Yue: *big teary eyes*
Chichiri: stop that!
Yue: *gets ready to cry* WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Mik-chan: *snuggles her monk and gives the big sad soulful eyes as only she can* oh PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASE?
Chichiri: GAH! Knock it off, no da!
Yue: *siren-like cries continue* WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Mik-chan: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?!
Chichiri: ALL RIGHT!
Yue: *breaks a window with her cries*
Chichiri: for crying out loud . . . .
Yue: *stops crying* Thank you! *hugs chichiri*
Chichiri -.-; i have a bad feeling about this, no da
Yue: now we need bride's maids
Mik-chan: *jumps up and down* Oo! Oo! Pick me! Pick me!
Yue: *points at Mik-chan* I choose you!
Mik-chan goes "YAY!" and poings around the room like a neko on speed.
Yue: *laughs* What else do we need???
Mik-chan: ah
Yue: dresses and suits
Mik-chan: that too
Yue: flower girls *drags out kouga and IY* you two get that job
Both: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Yue: *gets out her crystal sword and waves it threateningly* you will be the flower girls or else
Kouga: O.O eep . . .
Yue: IY????
IY: *says nothing, just hides* pleasedon'tkillmepleasedontkillme
Yue: Then say yes or I say the magic word
IY: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yue: SIT!
*tosses Shippou into the frame* USE HIM! *thud*
Yue: *looks at Shippou* you're the ring bearer
Shippou SPLATS against the computer screen and slowly slides off, leaving a little spit smear on the glass
Shippou: Ite . . . .
Yue: *picks him up and brushes him off* oh wait! sudden thought
Yue: Hoto-sama can be best man, we need Chichiri to perform the ceremony
Chichiri: -.- You CAN'T be serious, no da
Yue: I AM serious *points sword at the monk*
Chichiri: O.O; Eep . . . . *hides behind Mikomi*
Mik-chan: -.- Oh, NOW you wanna get close . . . .
Yue: Please Mik-chan! Can't he do it?
Mik-chan: Hang on, we'll go into the other room and . . . *wicked hentai grin* . . . discuss it.
Chichiri: *as he's being dragged out* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yue: have fun
*Chichiri hangs onto the door frame for dear life; Mik-chan yanks on his leg*
Yue: *smacks Chichiri so he lets go of door*
Mik-chan: Come ON! Don't be . . . such a . . . baby!
*Chichiri goes flying back into the room and the door slams shut*
Yue: *goes to torture Kouga and IY with new dress designs*
*unidentifiable scuffling noises are heard from behind the closed door. thud thud THUD!*
Chichiri: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yue: *laughs uncontrollably*
Mik-chan: geez, you're so childish . . . you act like you've never been tied down to a girl's bed before!
All: O.O;
Yue: *falls down and looks at Miroku* You should be lucky that you're marrying an almost sane
woman
Miroku: ALMOST?!
Yue: just kiddin!
Mik-chan: dearest, forgive me, but you're far from ALMOST sane
Yue: I'm sane
*more unidentifiable scuffling*
Yue: what does that mean? *glares*
*random swearing and "no da"*
Miroku: it means . . . you are crazy . . . but i don't mind. I'm kinda used to it.
Yue: I AM NOT CRAZY!
Miroku: *hugs hugs hugs* it's ok to be crazy
Mik-chan: *pops her head out the door* What he said. *slams the door shut again*
Yue: *places hand on sword hilt* You want to disagree Miroku?
Miroku: Not really
Yue: good
Miroku: you're perfectly sane, darling
Yue: thank you. Now help me pick out material for my dress *opens closet with bunch of material in it
Miroku: Oh boy. . . wait, isn't the groom not allowed to see his bride in her dress before the ceremony?
Shippou: hey, that's right! *boots Miroku out of the room* get lost!
Yue: fine! *sighs* Shippou you help me then.
Shippou: ^.^ ok!
*the door crashes open*
Yue: I don't know what color to choose, I just don't want it to be white
Shippou: Oh, they're back. that was quick
Yue: *gets sword ready*
Shippou: not the guys, the lovebirds
Yue: oh *puts sword away*
Mik-chan: *tries unsuccessfully to smooth her rumpled hair back into place* He'll do it.
Yue: *smiles* good
Chichiri: *staggers out with his clothing askew and lipstick marks everywhere* (and i mean EVERYWHERE)
Chichiri: @.@ Daaaaaaa . . . .
Yue: *raises eyebrows questioningly*
Mik-chan: What?
Yue: Mik-chan......
Mik-chan: *big innocent eyes* Yes?
Yue: you scare me at times
Mik-chan: Do I? Do I REALLY?
Yue: oh yes. *shakes head* No wonder Miroku is afraid of you
Mik-chan: * BIG SCARY BLOODSHOT EYES *
Miroku: Well, that's because I know what . . . *Mik-chan claps a hand over his mouth* mmmphgrhphmmrgh
Yue: Knows what? *looks at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: Nothing! He know NUTZ-ING!
Yue: Oh really? And just what would that "nothing" be?
Miroku: mmmtkiiikkkzbmmhhru
Yue: *gets her sword out* Mik-chan??? Let my fiance go.
Mik-chan: *duct tapes Miroku's mouth shut* ok.
Yue: *laughs* fine, I won't ask. *duct tapes Chichiri's mouth shut* There, we're even
Chichiri: dmmmmmmmm (which of course, is "DAAAAAAAAAAA!" with your mouth taped shut)
Yue: hehe. Now, back to the dresses....
Miroku: *rips the tape off* I was gonna say I know what Chichiri's been through
Yue: Miroku, keep your mouth shut. O.O
Mik-chan: -.-; oh boy, now I'm in for it. ^.^; Eh heh heh heh . . . .
Mik-chan? *really big eyes*
Mik-chan: it was a fling! just a one-night . . . er . . . week . . . stand . . . eh heh heh heh . . . oh dear
Yue: *eye twitches*
Mik-chan: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! *runs away*
Yue: *sends turkeys after Mik-chan AND Miroku* I need to blast something....
Miroku: WHAT?! WHY ME?! IT WAS HER FAULT! I WAS A VICTIM!
Mik-chan: *from over the river and thru the woods* THE BLOODY HELL YOU WERE!
Yue: Oh yeah! sorry. *withdraws turkeys from Miroku* Mik-chan, you have no room to talk!
Mik-chan: AS I RECALL, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE ON TOP, HOUSHI NO BAKA!
Yue: @.@
Mik-chan: *waits for the nuclear explosion*
Miroku: Mikomi . . you bitch . . . .
Yue: *creates a fire bomb and launches it randomly* WHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: O.O *barely has time to "eep" before being burnt to a houshi-shaped marshmallow*
Yue: *pulls out sword and eyes start glowing* SOMEONE IS GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS......NOW!
IY: They both got drunk off their asses and make mad monkey love. Good enough?
Mik-chan: Inuyasha . . . I'm going to hurt you
Yue: *crushes IY* SHUT UP MORTAL!
IY: Ite . . . BUT IT"S TRUE! ask your monk!
Yue: *stomps IY* MIROKU??? *eyes twitching*
Miroku: Um, um um . . . *searches desperately for an explanation* I was drunk . . . . ?
Yue: *smacks the monk* not good enough
Mik-chan: YOU WERE DRUNK FOR A F**KIN' WEEK? MAYBE THE FIRST NIGHT, BUT NOT THE OTHER SIX!
Yue: SILENCE HUMAN! *points sword at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: well, it's true
Yue: *calms down a bit* Well, even so, you could have done something about it, could you not have, Mik-chan?
Mik-chan: Did i mention we were both drunk? at least i THOUGHT he was . . . he seemed awfully sober afterwards . .. .
Yue: *gets her beaten up station wagon and starts the engine* I am going to drive around for a few minutes, and when I get back you two had better have a GOOD explanation. cause if you don't.....
Mik-chan: what constitutes a good explanation?
Yue: *steam pours out of her ears* Never mind! Just...never mind *sits in the car and fumes*
Miroku: Oh dear . . . we're in trouble
Mik-chan: You and your big fat mouth, bouzu! *thwaps Miroku with a mallet*
Yue: *blasts the horn really loud*
*everyone jumps*
Yue: MIROKU!
Miroku: I don't know what more she wants! We told her the truth . . . .
Chichiri: *sits back looking VERY jealous* SO, Mik-chan, you have a thing for monks, no da?
Yue: GET IN THE CAR! We are going shopping, and we are not going to speak of this any more. understand?
Mik-chan: Chich-kun, i was drunk i told you that
Miroku: Yes dear . . . *gets in the car*
Yue: *glares at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: (oh dear, i'm in trouble)*glares back* What?
Yue: *mutters rather loudly* Husband-stealer
Mik-chan: at least you know he's not a complete novice, right?
Yue: *throws sword at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: HEY! it was a FLING, ya hear me! a FLING! *dodges sword* OVER AND DONE WITH! he's yours now
Yue: Sssuuureee it is....
Mik-chan: *glares at Miroku* you're welcome to him, believe me
Yue: *glances at Chichiri* I thought Chichiri belonged to someone else too
Mik-chan: cause now i'm in trouble with Chich-kun and if we break up, there's gonna be HELL to pay
Chichiri: Like who, no da?
Yue: *laughs softly, then starts roaring*
Mik-chan: -.-;
Chichiri: -.-;
Yue: *doubles over from laughter*
Aoi: *suddenly coming onto the scene* Would you kindly explain to me what is so goddamned funny before I decide to become violent?
Yue: *wipes tears from eyes and waves hand silently*
Aoi: WELLLLLLL?
Yue: Just thinking of how stupid this fight is
Aoi: *thinks* geez, you're right. BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!
Yue: besides, its not like I shouldn't have expected it. this is Miroku we're talking about
Miroku: Hey . . . .
Yue: *smiles at Miroku* But its true.... hey mik-chan, whatever happened to going to the King of Prussia Mall?
Mik-chan: I got a little . . . side-tracked . . . . *gooses Chichiri*
Chichiri: O.O; OROOOOOOOOO!
*everyone turns and STARES*
Tasuki: *who randomly arrived on the scene a minute ago* "oro?" What the f**k is oro? Aren't you s'posed ta say "da?"
Yue: *hits Tasuki* shut up
Tasuki: OI! Ya don't even know me and already ya wanna beat me up?! WHAT THE F**K IS GOIN' ON?!
Yue: *growls* what did you say?
Mik-chan: We're discussing my sex life, baka. Care to join the conversation?
Yue: O.O
Tasuki: O.o; No, that's ok, i think I'll just run screamin' back to Saja's now . . bye. *runs away screaming*
Chichiri: Mik-chan . . . you didn't . . . . did you?
Mik-chan: NO!
Yue: *is lost*
Miroku: So it's monks AND bandits. I see how it is.
Yue: *hits Miroku* no one asked you
Mik-chan: Great, they think I slept with Tasuki now . . . . just f**kin' beautiful . . . .
Yue: I believe you Mik-chan. Chichiri, you should too
IY: Well, didn't you?
Mik-chan: Aoi-chan . . . if you would please . . . .
Aoi: My pleasure . . . *pistol-whips IY* BAD DOG! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Yue: No one in their right mind would sleep with him....or Inuyasha for that matter.
Tasuki: *from far away* OI! I HEARD THAT!
Mik-chan: WE KNOW! And he's not that bad, he's just . . . . loud . . . .
Yue: *tosses fireball in Tasuki's direction* *decides to have some fun and gets out her really big truck...(with wheels that
are bigger than she is) and turns on the engine* Hey Tasuki, wanna play chicken?
*Tasuki hides under Saja' s bed where he usually hides*
Mik-chan: aw, leave him alone. Poor guy, he lives with Sa-chan, after all. She's as bad as i am
Yue: *turns engine off* oh...alright
Chichiri: Although she's not HALF as driven as you are, koi-chan, no da
Mik-chan: *peace sign* It's true!
Yue: *laughs* We should still go to the mall. I'll drive this time
Mik-chan: You don't like my driving? *pouts*
Yue: I do, but I wanna drive my truck
Mik-chan: oh dear god . . .
Yue: what?
Mik-chan: you . . . driving . . . big truck . . . . or dear
Yue: My truck is as good as anything you have. *glares*
Mik-chan: i know. tis just a scary thought
Yue: oh *laughs*
Mik-chan: large truck with all of us in it. cause for fright
Yue: hehe, well, I have a few more people to pick up...
Mik-chan: *raises an eyebrow* such as?
Yue: a bishie that you haven't got
Mik-chan: oh really? who might that be?
Yue: Yugi Motou
Mik-chan: you're right. no clue who that is
Yue: he's from Yu-Gi-Oh
Mik-chan: oh . . . him
Yue: what's wrong with Yugi?
Mik-chan: nothing
Yue: ok
Mik-chan: just saying, oh . . . him
Yue: I see
*recognition-like*
Yue: so are we going?
Mik-chan: King of Prussia
Yue: LOL! *tosses down rope ladder so everyone can climb into the truck*
*we all climb aboard*
Chichiri passes out the Dramamine. Just in case . . . Shippou gets carsick very easily
Yue: *starts the engine and steps on the gas pedal. truck lurches forward* Here we go! *slams on the gas pedal and goes at speed of 80 mph*
*we all get slammed into the seat*
Mik-chan: YIPE!
Yue: *laughs and does around a sharp turn*
Shippou: *looks rather green* i don't feel so good . . . .
Yue: *opens window* if you're sick, do it out the window *goes around another sharp turn*
Shippou: I'm gonna puuuuuuke . . . . *grabs Chichiri's kasa*
Yue: *shouts* out the window kid!
Chichiri: NO! *hangs Shippou out the window by his ankles*
Yue: *slams on the brakes*
Shippou: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *THUD*
*sound of many heads hitting the back of your seat*
Yue: *turns around* you didn't get anything on my car did you?
Shippou: nope
Yue: good
Yugi: Yue-chan! Is that you up there?
Yue: *tosses down rope ladder* climb up here, Yugi! Just watch out for Shippou, the little rat's carsick.
Mik-chan: he's a fox, baka-chan
Yue: I know, I was just saying that
Mik-chan: rat, fox, what's the diff, right?
Yue: *helps Yugi into the car*
Yugi: Hello everyone.
Aoi: *raises an eyebrow and gives him a very interested once-over* Hello yourself.
Everyone else: Hi . . . .
Mik-chan: *who has fallen asleep in Chichiri's lap* Mm . . . nyeh . . . huh?
Yugi: so where are we going, exactly?
Mik-chan: Nani koto? Are we there yet?
Yugi: *stares at Mik-chan* Yue-chan, who is this?
Mik-chan: You mean . . . there's actually someone who DOESN'T know yet? *evil grin of death* Ohhh, I'm gonna have some fun with this one . . . .
Chichiri: *to Yugi* You don't wanna know, no da.
Yugi: Oh, okay. *turns back to Yue-chan* so where are we going?
Aoi: *laughs hysterically* That's the spirit, boyo. *winks at Yugi*
Mik-chan: *punches Chichiri in the stomach* don't be rude, koishii
Chichiri: *doubles over, unable to breathe*
Yugi: *stares at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: *stares back nonchalantly* What?
Yugi: Must you be so violent?
Mik-chan: *thwaps Yugi's nose with a knuckle* Yes . . . .
Yugi: Ouch! *glares at Mik-chan* Baka.
Yue: starts car back up and takes off*
Mik-chan: *smiles pleasantly* Aren't I a pain in the nose? ^.^
Yugi: *growls* -.-
Mik-chan: ^.^ Aw, looka da fierce widdle puppy, isn't he cute?
Yue-chan: Need I separate you two? Yugi, come sit up here next to me
Chichiri: NO! DON'T DO THAT! SHE'LL TORTURE ME NEXT, NO DA!
IY: You're her boyfriend, why the hell would she torture you?
Yue: *glances back at Chichiri* poor monk... as long as Yugi is safe
Chichiri: Because she's EVIL! and so is Yue!
Yugi: *sticks his tongue out*
Yue: *hits Chichiri*
Mik-chan: O.O* WHY YOU LITTLE . . . . . *tackles Yugi*
Yue: *slams brakes again*
Mik-chan: ONLY I MAY MAKE CHICHIRI'S LIFE UNBEARABLE!
Yue: HEY! You can tackle Miroku all you want, but NOBODY TOUCHES YUGI!
Mik-chan: *smack swat trample kick bite gouge maul bash*
Yugi: *grabs horn and blasts it, stunning everyone*
Mik-chan: ow . . . .
Yugi: laughs
Mik-chan: *eyes glow bright green* Teme . . . . .
Yue-chan: *steps in front of Yugi* take it out on Miroku
*A large black cloak appears around Mik-chan's shoulders and her eyes turn bright peridot green, signaling her transformation into Nizûno Mikomi, one of the few people Kenshin's ever been truly afraid of.*
Yue: *opens door and points to Nizûno Mikomi* Take it outside.
NM: *glare* Don't tell me what to do, bitch
Aoi: Come on Mom, play nice.
Yue: *turns into a giant wolf and bares her teeth* *truck turns into a giant arena*
NM: *raises an eyebrow* Is this supposed to bother me in some way?
Aoi: Did I mention we're related?
Yue: *shoots ice at NM and turns her into an ice cube*
NM: *closes eyes calmly and focuses . . . * BLAM! *the ice cube shatters* If that's the best you can do, I'm just going to have to kill you now.
Aoi: -.-; Did I mention she could rival Aoshi for stoicism?
Yue: *fur turns into spikes* lets see you try!
NM: As you wish . . . whatever you are . . . . *leaps into the air with Fluffy-like grace*
Yue: *watches her*
NM: HITEN MISTURUGI RYU, RYU SOU SEN!
Yue: *fazes out and reappears behind NM* missed!
NM: *bashes wolf thing and manages to crack a few spikes before pirouetting away and landing on the ground*
Yue: *growls and begins to glow a bright red color*
Yugi: uh-oh....
NM: *raises an eyebrow* Now what? *to Yugi* Stop gibbering, child, she's not that frightening.
Yugi: now you've really pissed her off. I suggest getting out of the truck...now
NM: Leave? And forfeit? Ha!
Yugi: fine, you can get blown up. I prefer to live. *grabs Shippou and jumps out of the truck*
NM: Blown up? You MUST be joking . .. foolish boy.
Aoi: Mom, why can't you just play nice with the other kids?
NM: Because, Aoi-chan, I'm evil.
Aoi: Oh yeah . . .
Yue-chan: you should listen to the boy... *begins to get brighter and starts giving off a lot of heat*
NM: *calmly stands her ground* You don't frighten me in the least. Aoi, please leave.
Aoi: Why?
NM: Because the only ass I'm allowed to endanger here is my own.
Aoi: OK *leaves, dragging Chichiri with her*
Chichiri: DAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yue: *starts giving off heat like an erupting volcano* I am the Goddess of Fire! I fear no mortal!
NM: That's something we have in common. *slides into a Gatotsu fighting stance*
Yue: *starts blasting streams of fire everywhere*
NM: bring it on
Yue: *body turns to lava and flame* So be it! *charges at NM*
*Mikomi leaps into the air over the lava and fire, twisting out of it's immediate path, landing several yards to the side.* too slow .
Yue: *roars and glows even brighter* YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED!
Chichiri: *fighting with Aoi* No! Leggo! Let me help her, no da!
NM: *dodges again* Fat chance.
Aoi: I thought you didn't like my mom!
Chichiri: Are you kidding?
*in the field, Mikomi dodges a big-ass fireball*
Yue: *turns and looks at the truck engine, which is like a mini oil field* This ends now!
Chichiri: Just because we fight occasionally doesn't mean I want her dead, no da! *shakes Aoi off and takes off at a run*
Yue: *blasts the engine and blows up the truck with them in it*
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM *gigantic explosions rock the field as truck explodes*
and when the dust settles . . . . . .
Aoi: *looking out over the desolation* MIKOMI! CHICH-SAN! YUE?
Yugi: YUE-CHAN!
Aoi: This does not look good . . .
*twitch twitch*
Aoi: Wait! Something moved!
*a glowing blue bubble appears in the gradually clearing smoke*
Yugi: *runs through the rubble* YUE-CHAN!
*inside, Chichiri stands gripping his monk's staff and praying with all his might*
*Mikomi stands next to him, visibly shaken*
*Yugi runs up and punches Mikomi*
Mikomi: BITCH!
Yugi: Where is Yue-chan?!
Mikomi: *tackles Yugi*
Yugi: what did you do to her?
Mikomi: I don't know!
Yugi: *kicks Mikomi*
NM: SHE'S THE ONE WHO F**KIN' BLEW HERSELF UP! *swat smack trample kick bite gouge maul maim gore damage*
Yue: *rubble begins to move and a wolf made from flame emerges* Mik-chan! Get away from Yugi!
*everyone freezes*
Mikomi: *grin* So . . . you made it. *draws sword* Good.
*Yue-chan stumbles forward* Back off, Mik-chan.
Chichiri: *drops the shield* can't do any more, no da . . . .
*knocks Chichiri away* beat it monk
Mikomi: -.-******* *battle ki blazes* Don't . . . touch . . . my . . . monk . . . . . *cue techno battle music* ((^.^))
Yue: *fire burns brighter* then don't....touch...Yugi...
Mikomi: HE STARTED IT!
Yue: *charges forward and melts Mikomi's sword*
Mikomi: HEY! I like that sword!
Yue: YOU STARTED IT! I WAS DRIVING! *blasts Mik-chan with fire*
Mikomi: *curls into a ball, thankful for fire-proof armor*
Yue: *flicks Mikomi aside* I haven't the time for this. Yugi, lets go
NM: *falls to the ground* Weakling . . . . Coward . . . . *louder* COWARD!
Yue: *turns to Mik-chan, then grabs Chichiri* If you want the monk to live I suggest you shut up
NM: Keh. You have to hide behind hostages and magical powers.
Yue: *rises up on two feet into a towering giant*
NM: some warrior you are . . face-to-face, hand-to-hand, you wouldn't stand a chance
Yue: magic needs just as much skill, baka
NM: of course it does and besides . . . . *ki begins to blaze*
Yue: *begins to glow*
NM: You can't possibly live with a monk as long as I have and not learn something
Yue: oh really?
NM: really *grins dangerously*
Yue: a monk is no match for a goddess, and neither are you
NM: *raises an eyebrow* Aren't I? *ki blasts Yue*
Yue: *blocks ki blast* Nice try *opens mouth and gets ready to eat Chichiri*
NM: Oh no you don't
Yue: *swallows the monk*
NM: *leaps into the air, swings and slices Yue's head off*
Yue: *head grows back*
Yue: mmmmmm....that was good.....
*Chichiri falls to the ground*
Yue: *snaps him back up*
NM: Oh, regeneration, even!
Yue: fool! I am fire! fire cannot be cut!
NM: Damnit . . . . . *eyes narrow, which is a sure sign that some serious ass-whooping is about to occur* *raises one hand to the sky* I call upon the four winds and the spirits of my ancestors.
Yue: *eyes also narrow* careful, you kill me and your monk dies for sure
NM: *eyes blaze red* I know
Yue: so, to kill me kills Chichiri, are you sure you want that to happen?
NM: Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the east . . . guardians of the dawn and the rising sun . . . I call upon thee and invoke the name of my ancestor . . .
Yue: *starts to glow in preparation of an attack*
NM: CHAKURA! *a bolt of lightning streaks down out of the sky and strikes the ground next to Mikomi*
Yue: *blinks unnervingly* oooohhhh....scary
*a tall girl with pure white hair rises out of the crater, power crackling at her fingertips*
NM: Yue . . . meet Chakura. Mate of Sesshoumaru and the most powerful sorceress who ever lived.
Chakura: You called me, child. What's the problem.
Yue: *growls* I'm so scared. Go ahead, kill me and the monk, we are one being as of now, and whatever happens to me, happens to him
NM: *points to Yue* She ate Chichiri.
Yue: If I am killed and scattered to the winds, so is he, regardless of this one's magic
Chakura: *taps chin thoughtfully* This does pose a bit of a problem.
Mikomi: Indeed
Yue: *becomes larger* I am the Goddess of Fire, and no sorceress can destroy me!
Chakura: *ears perk* Goddess, you say?
NM: Have you an idea?
Chakura: I do indeed.
Yue: I'll kill Chichiri myself, that's a good idea. flame is always reborn
NM: O.O** DON'T YOU DARE!
Yue: *grins* say good bye Mikomi *takes a deep breath and extinguishes herself*
Chakura: *mutters something under her breath*
Yue: *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
NM: *also mutters something under her breath . . . which is sure to be very foul*
Chakura: . . . protect the soul by the power of the dawn. RISING SUN! *a brilliant white light blazes*
*human yue-chan appears seconds later, quite confused*
*the point of Mikomi's sword is at her throat in less than a second*
NM: Where . . . is . . . he?
Yue: @.@ What did I do????
NM: *frowns grimly* Choose your words wisely. They may be your last.
Yue: -.-;;;;; NANI???
NM: I'm only going to ask this once more. Where is Chichiri.
Yue: WHAT DID I DO? *starts to cry*
Yue: Ohayou!!!! was waiting for you!
Mik-chan: Do tell
Yue: Hehe, not too sure if you want to know
Mik-chan: Tell me. after the week i just had, i can handle anything
Yue : You sure? you might have a heart attack
Mik-chan: I'm only 18. i'll be fine. no prior history of heart disease here
Yue: Okay....Miroku and I got engaged
Mik-chan *clutches chest and falls to the floor* eep . . . .
Yue: LOL! I told you!
Mik-chan: *climbs rather painfully back into her chair* WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?! wait a minute . . . . . better yet, WHY did this happen?
Yue: what???
Mik-chan: *suspicious glare* Miroku . . . . .
Yue: I happen to be in love with Miroku!
Miroku: *waves hands frantically* I didn't do anything!
Mik-chan: just makin' sure . . . .
Yue: *shields the monk* he's telling the truth
Mik-chan: ^.^ yayfor you guys!
Yue: I told you it was a shocker
Mik-chan: *catches her breath*
Yue: But I had fun at home, playing with Miroku's mind
Miroku: Yes well . . . .
Mik-chan: Just as long as that's ALL you were playing with
Yue: Yes, it was
Miroku: *hentai grin* as far as she knows . . . .
Yue: Mik-chan is sick minded *slaps miroku*
Mik-chan: *SWAT* bad monk! BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Yue: *hits miroku into the floor*
Miroku: @.@ What did I say?
Yue: No hentai!
Mik-chan: Skizi houshi . . . as if you didn't know! Hentai no baka . . . .
Yue: so, you want to be in the wedding?
Mik-chan: YES!!!
Yue: yay! *does her happy dance* I need a best man too...
Mik-chan: *grabs IY by the ear* He volunteers!
IY: THE BLOODY HELL I DO!
Yue: no! not IY. too much trouble and bad language. Besides, he might kill the groom.
Mik-chan: I doubt it
Yue: I don't. try someone else
Mik-chan: that rosary IS good for something, you know
Yue: Chichiri! He can be the best man!
IY: Don't you dare . . . . O.O
Mik-chan: OSUWARI!
*Iy crashes to the floor*
IY: I HATE YOU . . . .
Yue: We hate you too IY
Chichiri: Oi, don't bring me into this, nan no da. i want no part of your insanity
Yue: why? you'd be a good best man
Chichiri: besides, miroku gives monks a bad name, no da
Yue: *big teary eyes*
Chichiri: stop that!
Yue: *gets ready to cry* WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Mik-chan: *snuggles her monk and gives the big sad soulful eyes as only she can* oh PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASE?
Chichiri: GAH! Knock it off, no da!
Yue: *siren-like cries continue* WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Mik-chan: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?!
Chichiri: ALL RIGHT!
Yue: *breaks a window with her cries*
Chichiri: for crying out loud . . . .
Yue: *stops crying* Thank you! *hugs chichiri*
Chichiri -.-; i have a bad feeling about this, no da
Yue: now we need bride's maids
Mik-chan: *jumps up and down* Oo! Oo! Pick me! Pick me!
Yue: *points at Mik-chan* I choose you!
Mik-chan goes "YAY!" and poings around the room like a neko on speed.
Yue: *laughs* What else do we need???
Mik-chan: ah
Yue: dresses and suits
Mik-chan: that too
Yue: flower girls *drags out kouga and IY* you two get that job
Both: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Yue: *gets out her crystal sword and waves it threateningly* you will be the flower girls or else
Kouga: O.O eep . . .
Yue: IY????
IY: *says nothing, just hides* pleasedon'tkillmepleasedontkillme
Yue: Then say yes or I say the magic word
IY: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yue: SIT!
*tosses Shippou into the frame* USE HIM! *thud*
Yue: *looks at Shippou* you're the ring bearer
Shippou SPLATS against the computer screen and slowly slides off, leaving a little spit smear on the glass
Shippou: Ite . . . .
Yue: *picks him up and brushes him off* oh wait! sudden thought
Yue: Hoto-sama can be best man, we need Chichiri to perform the ceremony
Chichiri: -.- You CAN'T be serious, no da
Yue: I AM serious *points sword at the monk*
Chichiri: O.O; Eep . . . . *hides behind Mikomi*
Mik-chan: -.- Oh, NOW you wanna get close . . . .
Yue: Please Mik-chan! Can't he do it?
Mik-chan: Hang on, we'll go into the other room and . . . *wicked hentai grin* . . . discuss it.
Chichiri: *as he's being dragged out* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yue: have fun
*Chichiri hangs onto the door frame for dear life; Mik-chan yanks on his leg*
Yue: *smacks Chichiri so he lets go of door*
Mik-chan: Come ON! Don't be . . . such a . . . baby!
*Chichiri goes flying back into the room and the door slams shut*
Yue: *goes to torture Kouga and IY with new dress designs*
*unidentifiable scuffling noises are heard from behind the closed door. thud thud THUD!*
Chichiri: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yue: *laughs uncontrollably*
Mik-chan: geez, you're so childish . . . you act like you've never been tied down to a girl's bed before!
All: O.O;
Yue: *falls down and looks at Miroku* You should be lucky that you're marrying an almost sane
woman
Miroku: ALMOST?!
Yue: just kiddin!
Mik-chan: dearest, forgive me, but you're far from ALMOST sane
Yue: I'm sane
*more unidentifiable scuffling*
Yue: what does that mean? *glares*
*random swearing and "no da"*
Miroku: it means . . . you are crazy . . . but i don't mind. I'm kinda used to it.
Yue: I AM NOT CRAZY!
Miroku: *hugs hugs hugs* it's ok to be crazy
Mik-chan: *pops her head out the door* What he said. *slams the door shut again*
Yue: *places hand on sword hilt* You want to disagree Miroku?
Miroku: Not really
Yue: good
Miroku: you're perfectly sane, darling
Yue: thank you. Now help me pick out material for my dress *opens closet with bunch of material in it
Miroku: Oh boy. . . wait, isn't the groom not allowed to see his bride in her dress before the ceremony?
Shippou: hey, that's right! *boots Miroku out of the room* get lost!
Yue: fine! *sighs* Shippou you help me then.
Shippou: ^.^ ok!
*the door crashes open*
Yue: I don't know what color to choose, I just don't want it to be white
Shippou: Oh, they're back. that was quick
Yue: *gets sword ready*
Shippou: not the guys, the lovebirds
Yue: oh *puts sword away*
Mik-chan: *tries unsuccessfully to smooth her rumpled hair back into place* He'll do it.
Yue: *smiles* good
Chichiri: *staggers out with his clothing askew and lipstick marks everywhere* (and i mean EVERYWHERE)
Chichiri: @.@ Daaaaaaa . . . .
Yue: *raises eyebrows questioningly*
Mik-chan: What?
Yue: Mik-chan......
Mik-chan: *big innocent eyes* Yes?
Yue: you scare me at times
Mik-chan: Do I? Do I REALLY?
Yue: oh yes. *shakes head* No wonder Miroku is afraid of you
Mik-chan: * BIG SCARY BLOODSHOT EYES *
Miroku: Well, that's because I know what . . . *Mik-chan claps a hand over his mouth* mmmphgrhphmmrgh
Yue: Knows what? *looks at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: Nothing! He know NUTZ-ING!
Yue: Oh really? And just what would that "nothing" be?
Miroku: mmmtkiiikkkzbmmhhru
Yue: *gets her sword out* Mik-chan??? Let my fiance go.
Mik-chan: *duct tapes Miroku's mouth shut* ok.
Yue: *laughs* fine, I won't ask. *duct tapes Chichiri's mouth shut* There, we're even
Chichiri: dmmmmmmmm (which of course, is "DAAAAAAAAAAA!" with your mouth taped shut)
Yue: hehe. Now, back to the dresses....
Miroku: *rips the tape off* I was gonna say I know what Chichiri's been through
Yue: Miroku, keep your mouth shut. O.O
Mik-chan: -.-; oh boy, now I'm in for it. ^.^; Eh heh heh heh . . . .
Mik-chan? *really big eyes*
Mik-chan: it was a fling! just a one-night . . . er . . . week . . . stand . . . eh heh heh heh . . . oh dear
Yue: *eye twitches*
Mik-chan: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! *runs away*
Yue: *sends turkeys after Mik-chan AND Miroku* I need to blast something....
Miroku: WHAT?! WHY ME?! IT WAS HER FAULT! I WAS A VICTIM!
Mik-chan: *from over the river and thru the woods* THE BLOODY HELL YOU WERE!
Yue: Oh yeah! sorry. *withdraws turkeys from Miroku* Mik-chan, you have no room to talk!
Mik-chan: AS I RECALL, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE ON TOP, HOUSHI NO BAKA!
Yue: @.@
Mik-chan: *waits for the nuclear explosion*
Miroku: Mikomi . . you bitch . . . .
Yue: *creates a fire bomb and launches it randomly* WHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: O.O *barely has time to "eep" before being burnt to a houshi-shaped marshmallow*
Yue: *pulls out sword and eyes start glowing* SOMEONE IS GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS......NOW!
IY: They both got drunk off their asses and make mad monkey love. Good enough?
Mik-chan: Inuyasha . . . I'm going to hurt you
Yue: *crushes IY* SHUT UP MORTAL!
IY: Ite . . . BUT IT"S TRUE! ask your monk!
Yue: *stomps IY* MIROKU??? *eyes twitching*
Miroku: Um, um um . . . *searches desperately for an explanation* I was drunk . . . . ?
Yue: *smacks the monk* not good enough
Mik-chan: YOU WERE DRUNK FOR A F**KIN' WEEK? MAYBE THE FIRST NIGHT, BUT NOT THE OTHER SIX!
Yue: SILENCE HUMAN! *points sword at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: well, it's true
Yue: *calms down a bit* Well, even so, you could have done something about it, could you not have, Mik-chan?
Mik-chan: Did i mention we were both drunk? at least i THOUGHT he was . . . he seemed awfully sober afterwards . .. .
Yue: *gets her beaten up station wagon and starts the engine* I am going to drive around for a few minutes, and when I get back you two had better have a GOOD explanation. cause if you don't.....
Mik-chan: what constitutes a good explanation?
Yue: *steam pours out of her ears* Never mind! Just...never mind *sits in the car and fumes*
Miroku: Oh dear . . . we're in trouble
Mik-chan: You and your big fat mouth, bouzu! *thwaps Miroku with a mallet*
Yue: *blasts the horn really loud*
*everyone jumps*
Yue: MIROKU!
Miroku: I don't know what more she wants! We told her the truth . . . .
Chichiri: *sits back looking VERY jealous* SO, Mik-chan, you have a thing for monks, no da?
Yue: GET IN THE CAR! We are going shopping, and we are not going to speak of this any more. understand?
Mik-chan: Chich-kun, i was drunk i told you that
Miroku: Yes dear . . . *gets in the car*
Yue: *glares at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: (oh dear, i'm in trouble)*glares back* What?
Yue: *mutters rather loudly* Husband-stealer
Mik-chan: at least you know he's not a complete novice, right?
Yue: *throws sword at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: HEY! it was a FLING, ya hear me! a FLING! *dodges sword* OVER AND DONE WITH! he's yours now
Yue: Sssuuureee it is....
Mik-chan: *glares at Miroku* you're welcome to him, believe me
Yue: *glances at Chichiri* I thought Chichiri belonged to someone else too
Mik-chan: cause now i'm in trouble with Chich-kun and if we break up, there's gonna be HELL to pay
Chichiri: Like who, no da?
Yue: *laughs softly, then starts roaring*
Mik-chan: -.-;
Chichiri: -.-;
Yue: *doubles over from laughter*
Aoi: *suddenly coming onto the scene* Would you kindly explain to me what is so goddamned funny before I decide to become violent?
Yue: *wipes tears from eyes and waves hand silently*
Aoi: WELLLLLLL?
Yue: Just thinking of how stupid this fight is
Aoi: *thinks* geez, you're right. BWHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!
Yue: besides, its not like I shouldn't have expected it. this is Miroku we're talking about
Miroku: Hey . . . .
Yue: *smiles at Miroku* But its true.... hey mik-chan, whatever happened to going to the King of Prussia Mall?
Mik-chan: I got a little . . . side-tracked . . . . *gooses Chichiri*
Chichiri: O.O; OROOOOOOOOO!
*everyone turns and STARES*
Tasuki: *who randomly arrived on the scene a minute ago* "oro?" What the f**k is oro? Aren't you s'posed ta say "da?"
Yue: *hits Tasuki* shut up
Tasuki: OI! Ya don't even know me and already ya wanna beat me up?! WHAT THE F**K IS GOIN' ON?!
Yue: *growls* what did you say?
Mik-chan: We're discussing my sex life, baka. Care to join the conversation?
Yue: O.O
Tasuki: O.o; No, that's ok, i think I'll just run screamin' back to Saja's now . . bye. *runs away screaming*
Chichiri: Mik-chan . . . you didn't . . . . did you?
Mik-chan: NO!
Yue: *is lost*
Miroku: So it's monks AND bandits. I see how it is.
Yue: *hits Miroku* no one asked you
Mik-chan: Great, they think I slept with Tasuki now . . . . just f**kin' beautiful . . . .
Yue: I believe you Mik-chan. Chichiri, you should too
IY: Well, didn't you?
Mik-chan: Aoi-chan . . . if you would please . . . .
Aoi: My pleasure . . . *pistol-whips IY* BAD DOG! BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Yue: No one in their right mind would sleep with him....or Inuyasha for that matter.
Tasuki: *from far away* OI! I HEARD THAT!
Mik-chan: WE KNOW! And he's not that bad, he's just . . . . loud . . . .
Yue: *tosses fireball in Tasuki's direction* *decides to have some fun and gets out her really big truck...(with wheels that
are bigger than she is) and turns on the engine* Hey Tasuki, wanna play chicken?
*Tasuki hides under Saja' s bed where he usually hides*
Mik-chan: aw, leave him alone. Poor guy, he lives with Sa-chan, after all. She's as bad as i am
Yue: *turns engine off* oh...alright
Chichiri: Although she's not HALF as driven as you are, koi-chan, no da
Mik-chan: *peace sign* It's true!
Yue: *laughs* We should still go to the mall. I'll drive this time
Mik-chan: You don't like my driving? *pouts*
Yue: I do, but I wanna drive my truck
Mik-chan: oh dear god . . .
Yue: what?
Mik-chan: you . . . driving . . . big truck . . . . or dear
Yue: My truck is as good as anything you have. *glares*
Mik-chan: i know. tis just a scary thought
Yue: oh *laughs*
Mik-chan: large truck with all of us in it. cause for fright
Yue: hehe, well, I have a few more people to pick up...
Mik-chan: *raises an eyebrow* such as?
Yue: a bishie that you haven't got
Mik-chan: oh really? who might that be?
Yue: Yugi Motou
Mik-chan: you're right. no clue who that is
Yue: he's from Yu-Gi-Oh
Mik-chan: oh . . . him
Yue: what's wrong with Yugi?
Mik-chan: nothing
Yue: ok
Mik-chan: just saying, oh . . . him
Yue: I see
*recognition-like*
Yue: so are we going?
Mik-chan: King of Prussia
Yue: LOL! *tosses down rope ladder so everyone can climb into the truck*
*we all climb aboard*
Chichiri passes out the Dramamine. Just in case . . . Shippou gets carsick very easily
Yue: *starts the engine and steps on the gas pedal. truck lurches forward* Here we go! *slams on the gas pedal and goes at speed of 80 mph*
*we all get slammed into the seat*
Mik-chan: YIPE!
Yue: *laughs and does around a sharp turn*
Shippou: *looks rather green* i don't feel so good . . . .
Yue: *opens window* if you're sick, do it out the window *goes around another sharp turn*
Shippou: I'm gonna puuuuuuke . . . . *grabs Chichiri's kasa*
Yue: *shouts* out the window kid!
Chichiri: NO! *hangs Shippou out the window by his ankles*
Yue: *slams on the brakes*
Shippou: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *THUD*
*sound of many heads hitting the back of your seat*
Yue: *turns around* you didn't get anything on my car did you?
Shippou: nope
Yue: good
Yugi: Yue-chan! Is that you up there?
Yue: *tosses down rope ladder* climb up here, Yugi! Just watch out for Shippou, the little rat's carsick.
Mik-chan: he's a fox, baka-chan
Yue: I know, I was just saying that
Mik-chan: rat, fox, what's the diff, right?
Yue: *helps Yugi into the car*
Yugi: Hello everyone.
Aoi: *raises an eyebrow and gives him a very interested once-over* Hello yourself.
Everyone else: Hi . . . .
Mik-chan: *who has fallen asleep in Chichiri's lap* Mm . . . nyeh . . . huh?
Yugi: so where are we going, exactly?
Mik-chan: Nani koto? Are we there yet?
Yugi: *stares at Mik-chan* Yue-chan, who is this?
Mik-chan: You mean . . . there's actually someone who DOESN'T know yet? *evil grin of death* Ohhh, I'm gonna have some fun with this one . . . .
Chichiri: *to Yugi* You don't wanna know, no da.
Yugi: Oh, okay. *turns back to Yue-chan* so where are we going?
Aoi: *laughs hysterically* That's the spirit, boyo. *winks at Yugi*
Mik-chan: *punches Chichiri in the stomach* don't be rude, koishii
Chichiri: *doubles over, unable to breathe*
Yugi: *stares at Mik-chan*
Mik-chan: *stares back nonchalantly* What?
Yugi: Must you be so violent?
Mik-chan: *thwaps Yugi's nose with a knuckle* Yes . . . .
Yugi: Ouch! *glares at Mik-chan* Baka.
Yue: starts car back up and takes off*
Mik-chan: *smiles pleasantly* Aren't I a pain in the nose? ^.^
Yugi: *growls* -.-
Mik-chan: ^.^ Aw, looka da fierce widdle puppy, isn't he cute?
Yue-chan: Need I separate you two? Yugi, come sit up here next to me
Chichiri: NO! DON'T DO THAT! SHE'LL TORTURE ME NEXT, NO DA!
IY: You're her boyfriend, why the hell would she torture you?
Yue: *glances back at Chichiri* poor monk... as long as Yugi is safe
Chichiri: Because she's EVIL! and so is Yue!
Yugi: *sticks his tongue out*
Yue: *hits Chichiri*
Mik-chan: O.O* WHY YOU LITTLE . . . . . *tackles Yugi*
Yue: *slams brakes again*
Mik-chan: ONLY I MAY MAKE CHICHIRI'S LIFE UNBEARABLE!
Yue: HEY! You can tackle Miroku all you want, but NOBODY TOUCHES YUGI!
Mik-chan: *smack swat trample kick bite gouge maul bash*
Yugi: *grabs horn and blasts it, stunning everyone*
Mik-chan: ow . . . .
Yugi: laughs
Mik-chan: *eyes glow bright green* Teme . . . . .
Yue-chan: *steps in front of Yugi* take it out on Miroku
*A large black cloak appears around Mik-chan's shoulders and her eyes turn bright peridot green, signaling her transformation into Nizûno Mikomi, one of the few people Kenshin's ever been truly afraid of.*
Yue: *opens door and points to Nizûno Mikomi* Take it outside.
NM: *glare* Don't tell me what to do, bitch
Aoi: Come on Mom, play nice.
Yue: *turns into a giant wolf and bares her teeth* *truck turns into a giant arena*
NM: *raises an eyebrow* Is this supposed to bother me in some way?
Aoi: Did I mention we're related?
Yue: *shoots ice at NM and turns her into an ice cube*
NM: *closes eyes calmly and focuses . . . * BLAM! *the ice cube shatters* If that's the best you can do, I'm just going to have to kill you now.
Aoi: -.-; Did I mention she could rival Aoshi for stoicism?
Yue: *fur turns into spikes* lets see you try!
NM: As you wish . . . whatever you are . . . . *leaps into the air with Fluffy-like grace*
Yue: *watches her*
NM: HITEN MISTURUGI RYU, RYU SOU SEN!
Yue: *fazes out and reappears behind NM* missed!
NM: *bashes wolf thing and manages to crack a few spikes before pirouetting away and landing on the ground*
Yue: *growls and begins to glow a bright red color*
Yugi: uh-oh....
NM: *raises an eyebrow* Now what? *to Yugi* Stop gibbering, child, she's not that frightening.
Yugi: now you've really pissed her off. I suggest getting out of the truck...now
NM: Leave? And forfeit? Ha!
Yugi: fine, you can get blown up. I prefer to live. *grabs Shippou and jumps out of the truck*
NM: Blown up? You MUST be joking . .. foolish boy.
Aoi: Mom, why can't you just play nice with the other kids?
NM: Because, Aoi-chan, I'm evil.
Aoi: Oh yeah . . .
Yue-chan: you should listen to the boy... *begins to get brighter and starts giving off a lot of heat*
NM: *calmly stands her ground* You don't frighten me in the least. Aoi, please leave.
Aoi: Why?
NM: Because the only ass I'm allowed to endanger here is my own.
Aoi: OK *leaves, dragging Chichiri with her*
Chichiri: DAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yue: *starts giving off heat like an erupting volcano* I am the Goddess of Fire! I fear no mortal!
NM: That's something we have in common. *slides into a Gatotsu fighting stance*
Yue: *starts blasting streams of fire everywhere*
NM: bring it on
Yue: *body turns to lava and flame* So be it! *charges at NM*
*Mikomi leaps into the air over the lava and fire, twisting out of it's immediate path, landing several yards to the side.* too slow .
Yue: *roars and glows even brighter* YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED!
Chichiri: *fighting with Aoi* No! Leggo! Let me help her, no da!
NM: *dodges again* Fat chance.
Aoi: I thought you didn't like my mom!
Chichiri: Are you kidding?
*in the field, Mikomi dodges a big-ass fireball*
Yue: *turns and looks at the truck engine, which is like a mini oil field* This ends now!
Chichiri: Just because we fight occasionally doesn't mean I want her dead, no da! *shakes Aoi off and takes off at a run*
Yue: *blasts the engine and blows up the truck with them in it*
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM *gigantic explosions rock the field as truck explodes*
and when the dust settles . . . . . .
Aoi: *looking out over the desolation* MIKOMI! CHICH-SAN! YUE?
Yugi: YUE-CHAN!
Aoi: This does not look good . . .
*twitch twitch*
Aoi: Wait! Something moved!
*a glowing blue bubble appears in the gradually clearing smoke*
Yugi: *runs through the rubble* YUE-CHAN!
*inside, Chichiri stands gripping his monk's staff and praying with all his might*
*Mikomi stands next to him, visibly shaken*
*Yugi runs up and punches Mikomi*
Mikomi: BITCH!
Yugi: Where is Yue-chan?!
Mikomi: *tackles Yugi*
Yugi: what did you do to her?
Mikomi: I don't know!
Yugi: *kicks Mikomi*
NM: SHE'S THE ONE WHO F**KIN' BLEW HERSELF UP! *swat smack trample kick bite gouge maul maim gore damage*
Yue: *rubble begins to move and a wolf made from flame emerges* Mik-chan! Get away from Yugi!
*everyone freezes*
Mikomi: *grin* So . . . you made it. *draws sword* Good.
*Yue-chan stumbles forward* Back off, Mik-chan.
Chichiri: *drops the shield* can't do any more, no da . . . .
*knocks Chichiri away* beat it monk
Mikomi: -.-******* *battle ki blazes* Don't . . . touch . . . my . . . monk . . . . . *cue techno battle music* ((^.^))
Yue: *fire burns brighter* then don't....touch...Yugi...
Mikomi: HE STARTED IT!
Yue: *charges forward and melts Mikomi's sword*
Mikomi: HEY! I like that sword!
Yue: YOU STARTED IT! I WAS DRIVING! *blasts Mik-chan with fire*
Mikomi: *curls into a ball, thankful for fire-proof armor*
Yue: *flicks Mikomi aside* I haven't the time for this. Yugi, lets go
NM: *falls to the ground* Weakling . . . . Coward . . . . *louder* COWARD!
Yue: *turns to Mik-chan, then grabs Chichiri* If you want the monk to live I suggest you shut up
NM: Keh. You have to hide behind hostages and magical powers.
Yue: *rises up on two feet into a towering giant*
NM: some warrior you are . . face-to-face, hand-to-hand, you wouldn't stand a chance
Yue: magic needs just as much skill, baka
NM: of course it does and besides . . . . *ki begins to blaze*
Yue: *begins to glow*
NM: You can't possibly live with a monk as long as I have and not learn something
Yue: oh really?
NM: really *grins dangerously*
Yue: a monk is no match for a goddess, and neither are you
NM: *raises an eyebrow* Aren't I? *ki blasts Yue*
Yue: *blocks ki blast* Nice try *opens mouth and gets ready to eat Chichiri*
NM: Oh no you don't
Yue: *swallows the monk*
NM: *leaps into the air, swings and slices Yue's head off*
Yue: *head grows back*
Yue: mmmmmm....that was good.....
*Chichiri falls to the ground*
Yue: *snaps him back up*
NM: Oh, regeneration, even!
Yue: fool! I am fire! fire cannot be cut!
NM: Damnit . . . . . *eyes narrow, which is a sure sign that some serious ass-whooping is about to occur* *raises one hand to the sky* I call upon the four winds and the spirits of my ancestors.
Yue: *eyes also narrow* careful, you kill me and your monk dies for sure
NM: *eyes blaze red* I know
Yue: so, to kill me kills Chichiri, are you sure you want that to happen?
NM: Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the east . . . guardians of the dawn and the rising sun . . . I call upon thee and invoke the name of my ancestor . . .
Yue: *starts to glow in preparation of an attack*
NM: CHAKURA! *a bolt of lightning streaks down out of the sky and strikes the ground next to Mikomi*
Yue: *blinks unnervingly* oooohhhh....scary
*a tall girl with pure white hair rises out of the crater, power crackling at her fingertips*
NM: Yue . . . meet Chakura. Mate of Sesshoumaru and the most powerful sorceress who ever lived.
Chakura: You called me, child. What's the problem.
Yue: *growls* I'm so scared. Go ahead, kill me and the monk, we are one being as of now, and whatever happens to me, happens to him
NM: *points to Yue* She ate Chichiri.
Yue: If I am killed and scattered to the winds, so is he, regardless of this one's magic
Chakura: *taps chin thoughtfully* This does pose a bit of a problem.
Mikomi: Indeed
Yue: *becomes larger* I am the Goddess of Fire, and no sorceress can destroy me!
Chakura: *ears perk* Goddess, you say?
NM: Have you an idea?
Chakura: I do indeed.
Yue: I'll kill Chichiri myself, that's a good idea. flame is always reborn
NM: O.O** DON'T YOU DARE!
Yue: *grins* say good bye Mikomi *takes a deep breath and extinguishes herself*
Chakura: *mutters something under her breath*
Yue: *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
NM: *also mutters something under her breath . . . which is sure to be very foul*
Chakura: . . . protect the soul by the power of the dawn. RISING SUN! *a brilliant white light blazes*
*human yue-chan appears seconds later, quite confused*
*the point of Mikomi's sword is at her throat in less than a second*
NM: Where . . . is . . . he?
Yue: @.@ What did I do????
NM: *frowns grimly* Choose your words wisely. They may be your last.
Yue: -.-;;;;; NANI???
NM: I'm only going to ask this once more. Where is Chichiri.
Yue: WHAT DID I DO? *starts to cry*