Mik-chan: WHY AM I STILL TAPED TO THIS F**KING WALL?! DAMNIT, TURN ME LOOSE! BEFORE I GET ANGRY!

Yue: *turns around* OOPS! Yugi, untie Mik-chan

Mik-chan: *eyes glow interesting colors*

Yue146 : Yugi: why do I have to do it?

Mik-chan: Because yue said so

Yue: because I said so

Mik-chan: and if you don't, i'll bite you . . . and I WILL, too!

Yugi: *goes over and unties mik-chan, then runs*

Miroku: oh, she will . . . believe me . . . .

Mik-chan: MWAHAHHAHAHAAA! FREE AT LAST!

Yugi: see you at the ice cream shop

Mi-chan: FLEE YOU FOOLISH MORTAL! *chases Yugi*

Yue: *pulls mik-chan back* let him be

Mik-chan: Aw, you're no fun . . . *pout pout pout*

Yue: You can have some fun later

Mik-chan: I was just taped to a frickin' wall for twelve hours, i gotta chase SOMEONE!

Yue: Chase Miroku

Mik-chan: *turns to the houshi with a slightly demented grin* Oh Miroku-chaaaaaaaaaan . . . .

Miroku: O.O; Keep away from me you schizo! *runs like h-e-double hockey sticks*

Mik-chan: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

Aoi: i reiterate, sometimes I'm scared that we share the same DNA.

*Yugi reappears behind Yue-chan with ice cream*

Yugi: here you go. Is it safe?

Yue: for you it is

Mik-chan: *tackles Aoi* Is that any way to speak to your mother? *gives her a thorough noogie-ing*

Aoi: Ite-te-te-te-te . . .

Yue: maybe not later though

Yugi: great

*a small mother-daughter cat fight ensues*

Aoi: *reads that line* Wait a minute . . .

*Yue and Yugi back away*

Yue: lets go look at clothes

Yugi: good idea

Aoi: Mik-chan, you're not actually my mother, you know. You're my ancestor

Mik-chan: *cocks head to the side like a confused puppy* Eh?

Yue: *watches interestedly* Confused Mik-chan = big trouble

Aoi: Well, cause, see . . . you and Kenshin . . . or rather NM and Kenshin . . . they, um . . . yeah . . . a LONG, LONG time ago . . . and here I am!

Mik-chan: Nizûno-san and Kenshin did THAT?! *wrinkles nose* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

*Yue and Yugi back away quietly*

Aoi: 'Fraid so.

Mik-chan: Hm . . . that explains a lot

Aoi: Such as?

Mik-chan: Nothing YOU need to know . . . *slightly hentai grin*

*Yue smacks Mik-chan*

Mik-chan: Ite! What was that for?!

Yue: No hentai around me!

*little gremlin scrambles across the floor*

Yugi: there goes your friend, Mik-chan.

Mik-chan: O.O Sonuva . . . . .

Yugi: *laughs nervously*

Mik-chan: *chases after the gremlin* GET YOUR SCALY LITTLE BUTT BACK HERE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING THE BUS, DOGGONE IT!

Yugi: The bus? *confused look* What bus?

Aoi: *as Mik-chan tears like heck after the gremlin* Ah, yes . . . you see, the Ghetto Bus is operated by little gremlins running on hamster wheels rather than a normal engine. Saves on gas money.

Yugi: Oh. what an odd way to run a machine. What if the gremlins get tired?

Aoi: They go on strike and we end up at the mall. ((See Eps. 7-9))

Yugi: Then who runs the bus? Miroku? *evil grin*

Aoi: Heck no! He's just a passenger.

Yugi: Darn. That would have been funny.

Yue: Yugi doesn't know about the Bus.

Aoi: It's Mik-chan's bus. She dreamed it up (literally) and she owns it. Just look at the tag line she puts in her emails:
Nizûno Mikomi
Creator, Owner, and Proprietor
The Continued Adventures of the Blue Psychedelic Ghetto Bus of DOOM Doom doom

*Yue and Yugi: *both laugh*

*Yue starts to walk away from the group*

Mik-chan: And just where are you going?

Yue *no answer, keeps walkin*

Yugi: Yue-chan?

Miroku: Honey? Where are you going? You're not leaving without me, are you?

Yue: *turns around with blank look on her face*

Miroku: Is that a yes?

*Yue's eyes are glowing a blue/grey color*

Yugi: That's...not normal.

Aoi: *whose eyes commonly do just that* It isn't?

*energy ball appears and Yue throws it at Yugi*

Aoi: *jumps back* OI! That's not nice!

Yugi: Ite!

Yue: *aims another at Miroku*

Miroku: O.O WHAT DID I DO?! *hides behind Mik-chan*

Yue: *another blank look and shoots at Mik-chan*

Mik-chan: Sure let me take the hit . . . baka houshi

Yue: *turns to Chichiri*

Mik-chan: *hops out of the way and lets the blast fry the unfortunate Miroku*

Mik-chan: oro? Nani kore . . . (what's this?)

Yue: *creates another energy ball and gets ready to throw*

Mik-chan: HEEEEEE-YIPE! YUE-CHAN, HAVE YOU LOST WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR MIND?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Yue: *throws ball at Chichiri*

Chichiri: DAAAAAAAAAAA!

Yue: *looks around the mall and starts to walk into the first shop*

Aoi: Ok, NOW I'm confused . . .

Yue: *starts to glow*

Yugi: *gets up* Yue-chan?

Yugi: Miroku, do something!

Mik-chan: She'd better not wreck the place or I'm gonna be POed

Miroku: LIKE WHAT? YOU'RE THE FATHER OF HER CHILD! YOU DO SOMETHING!

Yugi: I don't know! She's your fiancé! *growls* fine *tackles Yue-chan to the floor*

Mik-chan: *sweatdrops and throws a curtain up in front of them* Don't do that here!

Yugi: *very mad* Mik-chan! A little help would be nice! She's trying to kill me! *Yue has her hands around Yugi's throat*

Mik-chan: WHAT?! YOU'RE the one who threw her down on the floor! In public no less! Oh that . . . well then . . .

*before Mik-chan can do anything Yue passes out and wakes up normal ...sort of*

Mik-chan: *rolls up her sleeve and plucks Yugi out of harm's way, just in case Yue goes berserk again* Happy?

Yue: what's going on?

Aoi: Oh boy, here we go again

Yue:*very confused* How did I get back in the mall? Better question. Why am I on the floor and why is Yugi hiding behind Mik-chan?

Mik-chan: Perhaps it's because his hand is on my butt . . . kindly remove that before I remove it from your wrist.

Yugi: that's not me!

Mik-chan: -.- HOUSHI!

Yugi: *glares at Miroku* Don't get me in trouble!

Miroku: *snatches his hand away and looks innocent* Who . . . ME?!

Yue: *glares at Miroku*

Miroku: *big wide innocent eyes*