A Song Changed for Another
Chapter 3: Two's a Journey
~The Last Unicorn: Now That I'm a Woman to the Pokemon: Two's a Journey
~*~
A/N: Yet ANOTHER song fic I, Serenity, did. Pretty lame, this song thing I mean. And you all are probably bored to death right now. I think I know the reason why you're here, to read the dialogues! All right, I continue with these lame and hideously hilarious dialogues.
-----During English Class-----
Serenity: Aren't they [bunny pictures] cute?
Jessica: Ya.
Serenity: Anything else?
Jessica: Sure, what type of an IDIOT would waste their time writing some paragraph about art for the SATs?
Serenity: ME!
Jessica: -_-U Obviously
Serenity: ^_^ And the people who write the SATs!
Jessica: Which is restating my question.
Serenity: So what?
Jessica: Right. . .
Serenity: ^_^ Ok, so maybe not.
Jessica: Now you're coming to your senses.
Serenity: You wish, I never will!
Jessica: Point of the passage--
Serenity: Passage?
Jessica: The one the teacher is READING!
Serenity: Continue
Jessica: Point of passage, to bore the reader
Serenity: I knew that far
Jessica: The author, some IDIOT who doesn't show mercy to bored listeners
Serenity: AKA. SAT writers
Jessica: Publication date, 5000000000000 BC
Serenity: AKA. 1999
Jessica: Publication Company, a bunch of JERKS
Serenity: I guess I must agree.
Jessica: Obviously
Serenity: Notice one bunny is mooning anyone who stands behind it?
Jessica: I think I'll stand in the front of it, thank you.
Serenity: ^_^ Then I'll make one mooning the front!!!
Jessica: *takes her pencils and crosses out the bunny butt*
Serenity: T-T Waa . . .
Disclaimer: I don't own the Last Unicorn or Pokemon.
~*~
----- Misty
Once . . .
When I was searching
Somewhere in the sea
So queer
In a place of midnight eyes
So roaring loud
Now that I've seen the rare ones
The ones of water
Dragonair . . . Dragonite
And Dratini
----- Ash
Once . . .
I saw the sacred one
I saw so long ago
Such amaze
I'm now heroine and wise
My team of six
Now my journeys over
And everything has changed
Everything has changed
(Slowly) Everything has changed . . .
~*~
A/N: Pretty scary, Ash is singing an originally girl-song.
Ash: That was S-O a compliment
Serenity: ^_^ Thanks; now I'd like to get on with my scene.
-----Science Class-----
Teacher: Now we'll need to put either the mealworm and/or the beetle inside the maze.
Serenity: Like, I doubt the mealworms are that smart.
Zwen: The beetles could be stupider.
Serenity: Yeah, like, I want to wait ten years for the mealworm to move its butt?
Zwen: Sure!
Serenity: -_-
Zwen: How about we move all our mealworms into your maze.
Serenity: Oh all right.
Zwen: Yami is too scared to enter the Shadow Realm [tunnel]!
Serenity: While JP tends to be cheating by climbing up all the walls.
Zwen: John is TOO scared and hides under the bridge of Trickery [ramp].
Serenity: You're scaring me. Um. Which two beetles are 'mating' over there?
Zwen: John and Yami.
Serenity: O.o...poor, poor Blaine.
Zwen: Now it's Blaine and Yami
Serenity: O.o Yami's a two-timer!
Zwen: And now it's Yami and your beetle--
Serenity: JP
Zwen: Yami and JP
Serenity: O.o Yami's a three-timer!
Zwen: You need a life.
Serenity: But I'll never ever get one. *Sobs*
Chapter 3: Two's a Journey
~The Last Unicorn: Now That I'm a Woman to the Pokemon: Two's a Journey
~*~
A/N: Yet ANOTHER song fic I, Serenity, did. Pretty lame, this song thing I mean. And you all are probably bored to death right now. I think I know the reason why you're here, to read the dialogues! All right, I continue with these lame and hideously hilarious dialogues.
-----During English Class-----
Serenity: Aren't they [bunny pictures] cute?
Jessica: Ya.
Serenity: Anything else?
Jessica: Sure, what type of an IDIOT would waste their time writing some paragraph about art for the SATs?
Serenity: ME!
Jessica: -_-U Obviously
Serenity: ^_^ And the people who write the SATs!
Jessica: Which is restating my question.
Serenity: So what?
Jessica: Right. . .
Serenity: ^_^ Ok, so maybe not.
Jessica: Now you're coming to your senses.
Serenity: You wish, I never will!
Jessica: Point of the passage--
Serenity: Passage?
Jessica: The one the teacher is READING!
Serenity: Continue
Jessica: Point of passage, to bore the reader
Serenity: I knew that far
Jessica: The author, some IDIOT who doesn't show mercy to bored listeners
Serenity: AKA. SAT writers
Jessica: Publication date, 5000000000000 BC
Serenity: AKA. 1999
Jessica: Publication Company, a bunch of JERKS
Serenity: I guess I must agree.
Jessica: Obviously
Serenity: Notice one bunny is mooning anyone who stands behind it?
Jessica: I think I'll stand in the front of it, thank you.
Serenity: ^_^ Then I'll make one mooning the front!!!
Jessica: *takes her pencils and crosses out the bunny butt*
Serenity: T-T Waa . . .
Disclaimer: I don't own the Last Unicorn or Pokemon.
~*~
----- Misty
Once . . .
When I was searching
Somewhere in the sea
So queer
In a place of midnight eyes
So roaring loud
Now that I've seen the rare ones
The ones of water
Dragonair . . . Dragonite
And Dratini
----- Ash
Once . . .
I saw the sacred one
I saw so long ago
Such amaze
I'm now heroine and wise
My team of six
Now my journeys over
And everything has changed
Everything has changed
(Slowly) Everything has changed . . .
~*~
A/N: Pretty scary, Ash is singing an originally girl-song.
Ash: That was S-O a compliment
Serenity: ^_^ Thanks; now I'd like to get on with my scene.
-----Science Class-----
Teacher: Now we'll need to put either the mealworm and/or the beetle inside the maze.
Serenity: Like, I doubt the mealworms are that smart.
Zwen: The beetles could be stupider.
Serenity: Yeah, like, I want to wait ten years for the mealworm to move its butt?
Zwen: Sure!
Serenity: -_-
Zwen: How about we move all our mealworms into your maze.
Serenity: Oh all right.
Zwen: Yami is too scared to enter the Shadow Realm [tunnel]!
Serenity: While JP tends to be cheating by climbing up all the walls.
Zwen: John is TOO scared and hides under the bridge of Trickery [ramp].
Serenity: You're scaring me. Um. Which two beetles are 'mating' over there?
Zwen: John and Yami.
Serenity: O.o...poor, poor Blaine.
Zwen: Now it's Blaine and Yami
Serenity: O.o Yami's a two-timer!
Zwen: And now it's Yami and your beetle--
Serenity: JP
Zwen: Yami and JP
Serenity: O.o Yami's a three-timer!
Zwen: You need a life.
Serenity: But I'll never ever get one. *Sobs*