MY INSANE FANFIC OF
DOOM!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE ALMIGHTY ZIM! I REALLY WISH I DID, BUT I DON'T! SO PLEEEZ DON'T SUE ME! J
OK. LETS BEGIN MY STORY THINGIE- OF… DOOM!!!
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OKAY! IM ZORC, THAT'S INVADER ZORC TO YOU PUNY EARTH SLUG! AND THIS IS MY FANFICTION THINGY, WHICH IS A RESULT OF MY HIGHLY INTELLIGENT BRAIN MEATS! WHEE! SO, READ YOU FILTHY BEAST OF MEAT AND HAIR! READ LIKE YOU'VE NEVER READ!… BEFORE.
ZORC- YA KNOW SQUEEGE… I REALLY HATE SPONGEBOB…
SQUEEGE- MEEEEE TOOOOO.
*SIGH*
ZORC- THAT'S IT!!! IM NOT JUST GONNA SIT AROUND AND LET THAT SPONGE GET AWAY WITH, WITH THE, THE THINGS HE DO! I MEAN…
SQUEEGE- WHATEVER THAT MEANT! YOUR RIGHT! WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!
ZORC- BUT, GOAT BROKE THE VOOT CRUISER… AND THE SCUTTLE RUNNER… AND THE SPACE JET THINGIES…
SQUEEGE- WELL THEN… EH… WE WILL JUST, UM, WELL… I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO…
ZORC- I KNOW! WE CAN EVACUATE ALL THE MONKEYS, PUT THEM IN A GIANT SPACE SHUTTLE, AND LIVE AMOUNG THE STARS!
SQUEEGE- HOW WILL THAT HELP US DEFEAT SPONGEBOB?
ZORC- IT WONT! IT JUST LOOKS FUN! SEE, I READ IT IN THIS MAGAZINE!
SQUEEGE- "THE MAGAZINE FOR UTTERLY STOOPID AND SOOPERIOR ALIEN PEOPLE" THAT'S A FUNNY NAME FOR AN INVADERS MAGAZINE…
ZORC-OH! ITS NOT AN INVADER MAGAZINE. ITS JUST FUN TO READ!
SQUEEGE-WHATEVER! WE STILL NEED TO FIND A WAY TO COMPLETE THE MISSION…
ZORC- WHATS THE MISSION???
SQUEEGE-*SLAPS HER HAND TO HER FOREHEAD* TO DEFEAT SPONGEBOB! REMEMBER?!
ZORC- OHHHHH YAAAAAAAA…
SQUEEGE-WELL MAYBE WE COULD GET THE TALLEST TO SEND US SOME MORE SCUTTLE RUNNERS?
ZORC-NO, REMEMBER LAST TIME WE ASKED THEM FOR A NEW SHIP?
SQUEEGE-OH YA… THEY SENT US A SACK OF DURITOS…
ZORC-NO ACTUALLY I THINK THEY WERE CHEETOS!
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ZIM-GIR! BRING ME THE DUCK BRAIN!
GIR-YES MY LORD!
ZIM-THIS ISNT THE DUCK BRAIN! THIS IS A TACO!
GIR- THE TACOS ARE MY FRIEEEEEENDS.
ZIM-GIVE ME THE DUCK BRAIN NOW GIR!
*GIR FLYS OFF AND STARTS TO BANG A POOP COLA CAN ON HIS HEAD*
ZIM-GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO REPLACE THE HUMANS BRAIN WITH A TACO! OH WELL…
*ZIM STARTS STUFFING THE TACO INTO AN EARTH CHILDS HEAD*
ZIM-IM STARTING TO THINK THAT GIR ISNT REALLY ALL THAT 'ADVANCED'…
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SQUEEGE-OK! THE DIMENTION TRAVAL DIVICE IS READY!
ZORC-HUH?
SQUEEGE-THE DIMENTION TRAVEL DIVICE.
ZORC-OH… RIGHT… IS THAT THE THING YOU WERE MAKING SO WE COULD MEET ZIM OR, WHATEVER?
SQUEEGE-YES.
ZORC-OOOOOHHHHHHHHH… OK THEN.
SQUEEGE-I JUST HOPE IT WORKS, BECAUSE WE CAN USE IT TO TRAVEL TO EARTH WITHOUT A SHIP.
ZORC-WHAT DOES IT DO AGAIN?
SQUEEGE-WERENT YOU LISTENING?!
ZORC-NO… I WAS MAKIN A SAMICH!
SQUEEGE-DUAGHHHHHH!!! OK! ILL EXPLAIN IT ONE MORE TIME! THIS IS A DIMENSION TRAVEL DEVICE. ITS BASICKALLY A SHIP, BUT IT DOESN'T NEED A PILOT OR ANYTHING… IT TRANPORTS YOU TO LITERALLY ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO. AND RIGHT NOW WE ARE GOING TO TRY TO GO TO EARTH, TO MEET ZIM, SO THAT WE CAN DEFEAT SPONGEBOB!
ZORC-OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH… THEN WHY DON'T YOU CALL IT A TELEPOTER THINGA MA BOOKIE?
SQUEEGE-BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE DIMENTION TRAVEL DIVICE SOUNDS BETTER!
ZORC- NO IT DOESN'T!
SQUEEGE-OH SHUT UP!
ZORC-OKEE DOKEE!
SQUEEGE-OK ITS READY! GET IN YOUR DISGUISE!
ZORC-WHAT DISGUISE?
SQUEEGE-OH! JUST PUT THIS ON!
ZORC-OK!
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ZORC-OK… SO YOU'VE READ THE FIRST CHAPTER! GOOD FOR YOU! NOW REVIEW! REVIEW THIS INSANE STORY! BECAUSE, WELL… THERE REALLY ISNT A REAL REASON… BUT REVIEW IT ANYWAY! YOU SLIME LICKING SPORT CRAB! HE HE…
SQUEEGE-WHAT?
ZORC-DOODY. HE HE HE…
SQUEEGE-EH, WELL, WE'LL BE BACK FOR CHAPTER 2!
ZORC- INVADERS ZORC AND SQUEEGE, SIGHNING OFF!
SQUEEGE-YOUR PRETTY GOOD AT THAT!
ZORC-THANX…..
*REVIEW CHAPTER 1 NOW! OR I EAT YOU!*
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