THE INSANITY CONTINUES!
(CHAPTER 2)
DISCLAIMER: AGAIN! I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM! IF I COULD, I WOULD! BUT I CANT! SO DON'T SUE ME! OR I'LL, MELT YOUR FACE OFF, OR SOMETHING!
BACK TO THE STORY!
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ZORC-OK SQUEEGE! I THINK I READY NOW!
SQUEEGE-OK, COMPUTER!
COMPUTER- YES WHAT IS IT.
SQUEEGE-PREPARE THE DIMENTION TRAVEL DIVICE FOR OUR DEPARTURE!
COMPUTER-WHAT?
ZORC-SHE MEANS TO GET THE TELEPORTER READY!
COMPUTER-OH…
SQUEEGE-*FUNNY FACE*
ZORC-COME ON SQUEEGE!
SQUEEGE-*GRUNTS*COMING…
ZORC-OK COMPUTER! SET THE TIMER FOR 1 MINUTE TO DEPARTURE!
COMPUTER-OK…
ZORC-GOAT! GET OVER HERE!
GOAT-YES MY MASTER!
ZORC-HEY SQUEEGE, WHERES YOUR SIR UNIT?
SQUEEGE-OH, I THINK SHES ON MARS…
ZORC-OH… OK.
COMPUTER-UM… TAKE OFF…
ZORC&SQUEEGE-YAY! WERE GOING TO EARTH!
(ON THEIR MERRY WAY TO EARTH)
ZORC-IM GONNA SING THE FUN SONG NOW!
SQUEEGE-EH? WHATEVER…
ZORC-F IS FOR F***ERS WHO STINK UP THE WHOLE SEA!
U IS FOR URINATED SPONGES!
AND N IS FOR NO MORE FAGS AFTER I BLOW UP SPONGEBOB!
SQUEEGE- ARE WE THERE YET?
ZORC-NOPE! I STILL HAVE 8.6 MILLION MORE SONGS TO SING!
SQUEEGE- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-6 MONTHS LATER-
ZORC-AND THEY ALL CAME TUMBLING DOWN! WHEE! HEY LOOK! THERE IT IS!
SQUEEGE-I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS BUT, I LOVE YOU EARTH!
ZORC-YAY! WHERES ZIMS HOUSE?
SQUEEGE-UMMMMMMMMM… RIGHT THERE!
ZORC-YAY! ZIMS HOUSE!
MEANWHILE AT ZIMS HOUSE--------------------------------------
ZIM-OK! NOW THAT IVE FINALLY SEALEDIRT CHILDS BRAIN CAVITY WITH A TACO, I THINK IM READY TO TEST THE WEASEL…
*THE DOORBELL ALARM THINGIE GOES OFF*
ZIM-EH, A VISITOR? GIR! GET THE DOOR!
GIR-BUT, MY TAQUITOS! MY TAQUITOS! TAQUITOS!!!!!
ZIM-*SIGHS* FINE I'LL GET IT.
*ZIM GETS HIS DISGUISE ON AND GOES TO ANSWER THE DOOR*
ZIM-HELLO?
ZORC-HELLO! WE ARE FROM PLANET, UM… OH YA! WE ARE FROM THE PLANET OF EXPLODING HEADS!
SQUEEGE-NO WE ARE NOT! ZIM, WE ARE FELLOW IRKENS, AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!
ZIM-WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON EARTH?
SQUEEGE-WE NEED YOU HELP.
ZIM-HOW DO I KNOW YOUR IRKEN?
*SQUEEGE TAKES OFF HER DISGUISE*
ZIM-OH… OK.
SO ZIM, SQUEEGE AND ZORC TALK ABOUT THE MASTER DESTROYER PLAN TO DESTROY SPONGEBOB. THEN THEY GO TO ZIMS LAB TO 'PREPARE' SOME MORE. YAY.
LATER IN ZIMS LAB--------------------------------------------------
ZORC- OK, SO THE PLAN IS THAT WE ARE GOING TO SNEAK ONTO A PLANE THAT'S LEADING TO BIKKINI BOTTOM, WITH TONS OF BOMBS AND LASERS AND STUFF, AND BLOW IT UP?
SQUEEGE-YUP.
ZIM-THAT'S IT?
SQUEEGE-YUP.
ZIM&ZORC-OK.
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ZORC- OK! AGAIN IT IS I! ZORC! TELLING YOU TO REVIEW THIS INCREDIBALY CONFUSING STORY! YAY. REVIEW! BEFORE I HAVE TO RELEASE MY ONE-LEGGED SPACE CHICKENS! WHEE!
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