Ok, im really sorry about my CAPS LOCK habit, I will fix that. And im also sorry about the cornyness of my story. But I was bored when I wrote it! I get SERIOUS writers block when I am bored. And to those who hate sponge bob but don't want him to die: OH WELL. TOUGH DOOKIE. I hate sponge bob. He can burn. And as for the "He is not a fag!" reviewer. Yes. He is. Even ask the creator, Stephan, whatever his last name is. It says it in one of his interviews that he was drunk when he made the show! FACE THE FACTS! THE SPONGE IS GAY! And im working on a new fic right now about the revised edition of the sponge bob Christmas. No NYEH!!! Anyway, im bored and that's why that story was crap. There are only going to be 2 more chapters just to prove to my friends that I CAN END a crappy story. SO! If you don't want the sponge to die, don't read chapter 4. [which I am writing when im done with this apologie thing…] Any hoo. Chapter 3 is better. Personaly I think it will be the best chapter… GOSH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? SPONGEBOB DESERVES TO DIE! ARE YOU INSANE???!!! Ok, now that that's out… Im apologizing in advance for the next chapter being in caps… I wrote it this morning so im sorry. If your eyeballs can stand it then itwill be up tomorrow for you to read. SO! If there is anyone out there who doesn't hate me than please review and tell me what is STILL wrong… I need to know before I post chap. 3... Well, my chickens are screaming moo and the monkeys are eating the next chapter so I will leave now, but just remember that IM SORRY if your eyeballs are permanently damaged… but sponge bob was askin 4 it! The reason I hate him soooooooooooooooooooooo much? HE IS IN EVERY STINKING STORE I WALK INTO! EVEN MY MOMS PET STORE! IT DRIVES ME NUTS! AND HES SO STOOPID HE CANT GET A REAL JOB SO HE WORKS AT A BURGER CONJUNCTION FLIPPING PATTIES ALL DAY! HE LIVES IN A PINAPPLE FOR GOD SAKES!!! So, happy noodle day says the pork weasel, I must be going… BYE COW!