CHAPTER 3 . YAY.
OKAY. DUE TO MEAN REVIEWS I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS STORY, EH, NOT SO STUPID. I GUESS…
SO IM REWRITING IT! NO ACTUALLY IM NOT! HEHEHE! WELL, I STILL DON'T OWN ZIM. I WANT TO. BUT I DON'T. I DON'T EVEN OWN MY BRAIN… WHOA THAT SCARES ME… @_@ OH WELL! ^O^ READ BECUZ I HAV UPDATED AND COMAND YOU TO READ THIS CRAP! THERES A SQUID BRAIN IN MY HEAD! ^-^!!!
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ZORC IS PLAYING AROUND WITH SOME STUPIDITY AMPLIFYER… IT IS NEAT…
SQUEEGE- ZORC? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ZORC- EATIN A GOAT!!! *SMILES THAN RUNS INTO A WALL*
ZIM- EH… THE TELLEPORTER IS READY… *CONFUSED*
ZORC&SQUEEGE- YAAAAAAAAAY!!! ^-^
ZORC IS ROLIN AROUND ON THE FLOOR
ZORC- HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMICH!
SQUEEGE- UM… ZORC… WERE LEAVING…
ZORC- SAMICH! SAAAAAMIIEEECH! SAECHHHHHH!!! OK…
SO ZIM, SQUEEGE AND ZORC ARE ON THEIR WAY TO BIKKINI BOTTOM IN A TELEPORTER… THING… IM HAVING SERIOUS WRITERS BLOCK SO IF YOU THINK THIS IS STUPID DON'T READ ANYMORE BECAUSE ITS PROBABLY GOING TO GET STUPIDER.. BECAUSE REMEMBER, I DON'T OWN MY BRAIN… OH WELL. READ ON FOR MORE STUPIDITY AND EH… CORNYNESS! à
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[IN BIKKINI BOTTOM]
SPONGEBOB- OH IM GAY! YES I AM! YES I AM A GAT FAG! HEY JUST LOOK AT ME! IM IN LOVE WITH A STAR FISH! DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO! I JUST CANT TELL YA HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM!
THERES A BIG FLASH AND ZIM, SQUEEGE, AND ZORC ALL APPEAR ON THE LITTLE ISLAND RIGHT ABOVE SPONGEBOBS HOUSE.
ZIM- OK. SQUEEGE THIS IS YOURS. *ZIM HANDS HER A SICKLE*
SQUEEGE- IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE… [EYES START WATERING]
ZIM- EH, THIS IS FOR YOU ZORC… *HANDS HER A LAZER GUN*
ZORC- THANK YOU… HUHUHMUMUUH… I LOOOOOVE YOOOOU… [EYES START TO WATER TOO]
ZIM- I DON'T LIKE YOU…
*ZIM PICKS UP HIS WEAPON WHICH IS A COMBINATION OF A MASHETTE, A LAZER GUN, A RAY BLASTER, AND A FLAMETHROWER.*
ZIM- NOW….. TO CONQUER! WOOOOOOOOO!
OK, SO WE ARE ON OUR WAY! TO KILL THE SPONGEBEAST THAT NEVER DESEVEDED TO WALK THE UNIVERSE! WAHAHAHAHA! WITNESS MY VICTORY POOP BEAST! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! E KHMM. OK… ONWARD! à
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WE ARRIVE AT THE KRUSTY KRAB…
ZIM- OK YOU MISERABLE POOP BEINGS! WE ARE HERE FROM---[ZORC CUTS IN]
[ZORC]- WE ARE HERE FROM THE FOOD SERVICE! *YES SHE HAS DISGUISED HERSELF IN A FOOD INSPECTOR SUIT* WE ARE HERE TO INSPECT YOUR FOOD! WHERE IS THE LEADER OF THIS DISGUSTING FOOD QUART?
SOME GUY-UMMM… HES ON EH… MONEY BREAK *STUFFS A KRABBY PATTY IN HIS MOUTH* BUT SPONGEBOBS CLEANING THE BATHROOMS!
ZORC- GOOD ENOUGH! LEAD US TO THIS "BATHROOM"!
SOME GUY- UMMM… ITS OVER THERE… *HE POINTS TO A "BATHROOM" SIGN*
ZORC- GOOD! COME ON, ASSISTANTS!
ZIM WALKS UP TO ZORC
ZIM- EH, HOWD YOU COME UP WITH THAT? I THAUGHT YOU WERE STUPID…
SQUEEGE- ITS NOT STUPID! ITS ADVAAAAAAAAAAAANCEEEEED!
*ZORC AND SQUEEGE START LAUGHING*
SO THEY MAKE IT TO THE "BATHROOM"…
SPONGEBOB- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? THIS IS THE… MEEEEENS BATHROOM! [HIS VOICE SUDDENLY TURNS SCOTTISH FOR A SPLIT SECOND] DON'TCHA KNOW NOTHIN?
ZORC- LISTEN PORK BEAST! YOU ARE GAY, UGLY STUPID AND IM AFTER YOUR GUTS!
*SQUEEGE AND ZIM NOD*
SPONGEBPOB- DAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA! THAT'S NOOOOOOONSENCE! IM IMMORTAL!
SQUEEGE- NO! IM IMMORTAL! YOUR GAY! *SHE SUDDENLY SLICES SPONGEBOB IN HALF*
ZORC- NO! YOULL BLOW OUR INGENIOUS COVER! *SHE LUNGES AT SPONGEBOBS TWO HALVES AND STUFFS THEM IN A BAG*
SQUEEGE- NO! WAIT!
ZORC NOW IN THE LEAD AFTER LOSEING SOME STUPIDITY THEY RUN OUT INTO THE LOBBY AND STOP AT THE FACT THAT, RIGHT THERE, SITTING ON A CHAIR, WAS… DIB…
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OK, I HOPE THAT WASN'T TOO CORNY! I WAS WRITING IT WHILE WATCHING DOOR TO DOOR AND BATTLE OF THE PLANETS SO… YOU DO THE MATH. WELL, REVIEW! CUZ I COMMAND YOU TO! BEING THE SUPERIOR ZORC BLORKKEE FROM THE PLANET IRK! ALMIGHTY SHORTEST CONQUEROR OF THE PLANET OF BROKEN GLASS OR SOMETHING! REVIEW AND TELL MEE ME OF THESE THINGS YOU WANT TO TELL… OR WHATEVER… EH, GOODBYE.
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