Disclaimer: I do not own Dilandau Albatou Escalflowne, Bakura or Yu Gi Oh
although I wish I did, I'd keep Dilandau, and I'd give Bakura to Silver
Reflection. I also do not own Monopoly. That belongs to Parker Brothers.
It's The Parker Brothers Original Trading Game.
Dilandau: I hate playing Monopoly with him! He cheats!
Bakura: I do not!
Dilandau: Do so!
Bakura: Do not!
Dilandau: Do not!
Bakura: Do so!
Dilandau: Ha!
Bakura: @#$&!
CA: Whoa! Language!
SR: Shall I get the soap?
CA: One more chance...
Bakura: ~gulp~
CA: Enjoy the show folks!
***
The Monopoly board lay in the corner smoking. Houses and Hotels were strewn about the floor and furniture. The Monopoly Money was everywhere, some of it ashes. The pieces were in different places, while the Chance and Community Chest cards were either burnt or laying everywhere. The property cards were in two messy groups. Wanna' know what happened?
FLASHBACK
Dilandau sat on one side of the coffee table while Bakura sat on the other side. Dilandau read the instructions carefully out loud to remind both of them of the rules.
"Each player is given $1,500 divided as follows: Two $500 - Two $100 - Two $50 - Six $20 - Five $10 - Five $5 - Five $1.00. All remaining money goes to the Bank. You got that Bakura?" Dilandau handed out the money.
"You be the Banker, I'll be the Real Estate Agent."
"There is no Real Estate Agent!"
"I'll be the person who hands out the deeds!"
"That's the Banker's job. And they're not 'Real Estate Agents' they're Auctioneers."
"You'll be busy with money!"
"Fine! Let's start." They started playing. It went well for a while.
"1-2-3-4-5 Boardwalk." Bakura said landing on Boardwalk.
"I own that! Pay up!"
"But you have four houses and a hotel on that! And you own Park Place too!"
"That makes it $7400.00. Pay up."
"I don't have that much money!" Bakura looked over to the tray, which held the money. "I'll just have to get a loan..."
"There are no loans!" Dilandau said seeing Bakura reach over a grab some of the Monopoly Money from the bank.
"Okay. This is a robbery then. Stick 'em up."
"You can't steal!" Dilandau picked up the instructions. "See! No where does it say you can steal money!"
"It doesn't say you can't, either." Bakura said grinning.
"You're cheating! Admit defeat!" Dilandau ordered.
"I will not!"
"Fine! Then I put all the Houses and all the Hotels on Park Place. That makes your rent a million zillion dollars!" Dilandau said pushing all the Houses and Hotels onto the tiny square.
"WHAT?! TAKE THAT!" Bakura threw all his money at Dilandau, then picked up the bank's money and threw it at Dilandau.
"Stop messing up the game! STOP CHEATING!"
"NO!"
"I REFUSE TO PLAY WITH A CHEATER!"
"FINE! Then I win!"
"WHAT?! NO!" Dilandau picked up all the Houses and Hotels and threw them at Bakura.
"OW! That hurts, retard!"
"RETARD?!" Dilandau screamed. He pulled out his lighter and lit the Monopoly Board on fire.
"THAT'S THE ENGLISH EDITION! HOW DARE YOU!" Dilandau simply stuck out his tongue.
Crystal Alethia, who we'll call Crystal, and Silver Reflection, who we'll call Alora walked into the house with some groceries. Crystal dropped the groceries.
"WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?!?!" she hollered. Dilandau and Bakura turned their heads. Bakura was holding Dilandau by the scruff of his collar and Dilandau's hands where around Bakura's neck.
"You will both explain yourselfs!" Alora demanded putting the groceries down and glaring at the two boys.
After the explaination...
"Dilandau, you'll go into the attic and stay there until I come and get you," Crystal instructed.
"Bakura, you'll go to the basement and stay there until I come and get you," Alora instructed.
"After we come to get you, we will watch you with eagle eyes as you come into the living room and clean this mess until it is better than it was before," Angela said with crossed arms.
"After this room is imaculate, Dilandau, you'll go to the basement, Bakura, you'll go to the attic, until we come to get you." Alora said with her hands on her hips.
"You will then have dinner, a bathroom break, and then you will both do to the dishes." Crystal said.
"Do you understand?!" Alora asked firmly. The boys nodded.
"To the bathroom. Then either the attic or the basement. NOW MARCH!"
***
Hope you liked it! I think I fixed the paragraph problem...
Dilandau: I hate playing Monopoly with him! He cheats!
Bakura: I do not!
Dilandau: Do so!
Bakura: Do not!
Dilandau: Do not!
Bakura: Do so!
Dilandau: Ha!
Bakura: @#$&!
CA: Whoa! Language!
SR: Shall I get the soap?
CA: One more chance...
Bakura: ~gulp~
CA: Enjoy the show folks!
***
The Monopoly board lay in the corner smoking. Houses and Hotels were strewn about the floor and furniture. The Monopoly Money was everywhere, some of it ashes. The pieces were in different places, while the Chance and Community Chest cards were either burnt or laying everywhere. The property cards were in two messy groups. Wanna' know what happened?
FLASHBACK
Dilandau sat on one side of the coffee table while Bakura sat on the other side. Dilandau read the instructions carefully out loud to remind both of them of the rules.
"Each player is given $1,500 divided as follows: Two $500 - Two $100 - Two $50 - Six $20 - Five $10 - Five $5 - Five $1.00. All remaining money goes to the Bank. You got that Bakura?" Dilandau handed out the money.
"You be the Banker, I'll be the Real Estate Agent."
"There is no Real Estate Agent!"
"I'll be the person who hands out the deeds!"
"That's the Banker's job. And they're not 'Real Estate Agents' they're Auctioneers."
"You'll be busy with money!"
"Fine! Let's start." They started playing. It went well for a while.
"1-2-3-4-5 Boardwalk." Bakura said landing on Boardwalk.
"I own that! Pay up!"
"But you have four houses and a hotel on that! And you own Park Place too!"
"That makes it $7400.00. Pay up."
"I don't have that much money!" Bakura looked over to the tray, which held the money. "I'll just have to get a loan..."
"There are no loans!" Dilandau said seeing Bakura reach over a grab some of the Monopoly Money from the bank.
"Okay. This is a robbery then. Stick 'em up."
"You can't steal!" Dilandau picked up the instructions. "See! No where does it say you can steal money!"
"It doesn't say you can't, either." Bakura said grinning.
"You're cheating! Admit defeat!" Dilandau ordered.
"I will not!"
"Fine! Then I put all the Houses and all the Hotels on Park Place. That makes your rent a million zillion dollars!" Dilandau said pushing all the Houses and Hotels onto the tiny square.
"WHAT?! TAKE THAT!" Bakura threw all his money at Dilandau, then picked up the bank's money and threw it at Dilandau.
"Stop messing up the game! STOP CHEATING!"
"NO!"
"I REFUSE TO PLAY WITH A CHEATER!"
"FINE! Then I win!"
"WHAT?! NO!" Dilandau picked up all the Houses and Hotels and threw them at Bakura.
"OW! That hurts, retard!"
"RETARD?!" Dilandau screamed. He pulled out his lighter and lit the Monopoly Board on fire.
"THAT'S THE ENGLISH EDITION! HOW DARE YOU!" Dilandau simply stuck out his tongue.
Crystal Alethia, who we'll call Crystal, and Silver Reflection, who we'll call Alora walked into the house with some groceries. Crystal dropped the groceries.
"WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?!?!" she hollered. Dilandau and Bakura turned their heads. Bakura was holding Dilandau by the scruff of his collar and Dilandau's hands where around Bakura's neck.
"You will both explain yourselfs!" Alora demanded putting the groceries down and glaring at the two boys.
After the explaination...
"Dilandau, you'll go into the attic and stay there until I come and get you," Crystal instructed.
"Bakura, you'll go to the basement and stay there until I come and get you," Alora instructed.
"After we come to get you, we will watch you with eagle eyes as you come into the living room and clean this mess until it is better than it was before," Angela said with crossed arms.
"After this room is imaculate, Dilandau, you'll go to the basement, Bakura, you'll go to the attic, until we come to get you." Alora said with her hands on her hips.
"You will then have dinner, a bathroom break, and then you will both do to the dishes." Crystal said.
"Do you understand?!" Alora asked firmly. The boys nodded.
"To the bathroom. Then either the attic or the basement. NOW MARCH!"
***
Hope you liked it! I think I fixed the paragraph problem...