CA: And I'm back! I was reading this and I realized that it was better
than I thought, so I felt inspired...
Disclaimer: I don't know Yu-Gi-Oh!, Escaflowne, any characters from those anime shows, Monopoly, Clue, or own my own country, although I'm in the process of... But not really.
CA: Enjoy the show! Or else.
Dilandau: Or else what?
CA: I never planed after 'Or Else'. Sorry.
Dilandau: You disapoint me.
***
The new Monopoly Game lay in the games cupboard, intact. On the table now, was a nice, non-violent game of Clue... Er... eh... heh heh heh...
"I suspect Miss Scarlet, in the Dinning Room, with the Candle Stick," Bakura said.
"You suggest Miss. Scarlet because I'M Miss Scarlet!" Crystal exclaimed.
"I do not! I'm playing the friggin' game! Don't get huffy, and prove me wrong!" Crystal sighed and held up a card, The Dinning Room. Then Dilandau held up another card. Miss Scarlet. Alora held up the last card, The Candle Stick. Everyone marked down that it wasn't those three. Crystal picked up the die and rolled and moved her token. On Dilandau's turn he moved into the Billiards Room and made a suggestion.
"I suggest Colonel Mustard, in the Billiards Room, with the Revolver."
"But you're Colonel Mustard," Bakura said.
"Doesn't mean I can't suspect myself." Alora held up one card. Dilandau nodded slowly and marked it off on his card. Bakura and Crystal didn't have any of those three cards. "I accuse Colonel Mustard, In the Billiards Room, with the Lead Pipe," Dilandau stated, picked up the Confidential Case File and looked at the three cards. He grinned and lay them down on the table. "I win!"
"Again," Alora said. Bakura surreptitiously pulled out his lighter and set the board on fire.
"BAKURA! YOU SORE LOOSER!" Crystal hollered when she saw the board on fire. "I HATE YOU! THAT WAS MY OWN CLUE GAME! YOU ARE SO BUYING ME A NEW ONE!"
"I can't stand it when that Scar Face wins! He gloats about it for weeks!!!!!"
"GO BUY ME A NEW CLUE BOARD!"
"DON'T CALL ME SCAR FACE!"
"GO BUY ME A NEW CLUE BOARD!"
"CALM DOWN!" Alora hollered.
"I CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO, YOU HIDEOUS MASS OF STUPIDITY!"
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
"KILLING LATER! BUYING A NEW CLUE BOARD NOW!"
"CALM DOWN!!" Dilandau drew his sword and Bakura pulled out his Millennium Ring.
"IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE STORE NOW, I WILL BE THE ONE KILLING!!!" Crystal yelled taking the crispy board and hitting both boys over the head repeatedly. Alora walked out of the room, grabbed all the hotels and houses and shot them at Crystal, Dilandau, and Bakura, who were fighting.
"OW!" The three of them shouted. Angela ran into the kitchen and grabbed the dish washing hose and pulled it out as far as it would go and turned the tap on. She shot water at Alora, Bakura, and Dilandau. They screamed and came after Angela with various board game pieces and hit her with them. She continued to shoot them with water. Bakura grabbed the dish washing liquid and poured it into Dilandau's hair, who responded by rubbing Bakura's eyes with soapy hands. Bakura screamed in rage, and pain.
"MY EYES!"
"MY HAIR!"
"MY BOARD GAME!"
"MY NEW OUTFIT!" They all stopped their fighting and complained about how they were eternally injured, until someone came up with a brilliant idea.
"Let's clean up this mess," Alora said calmly. "But first we should wash the soap out of Bakura's eyes, and out of Dilandau's hair. Then we'll clean up, change, and go buy a new Clue Board."
And so it was.
"Hey look! 13 Dead End Drive!"
"That looks like it'll agree with us."
"And we should get this."
"It's a pack of cards..."
"Exactly."
"They're still flammable."
"Yes. But... SHUT UP!"
"Twister!"
"Twister?"
"Twister?!"
"Twister!"
"Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh excellent."
Disclaimer: I don't know Yu-Gi-Oh!, Escaflowne, any characters from those anime shows, Monopoly, Clue, or own my own country, although I'm in the process of... But not really.
CA: Enjoy the show! Or else.
Dilandau: Or else what?
CA: I never planed after 'Or Else'. Sorry.
Dilandau: You disapoint me.
***
The new Monopoly Game lay in the games cupboard, intact. On the table now, was a nice, non-violent game of Clue... Er... eh... heh heh heh...
"I suspect Miss Scarlet, in the Dinning Room, with the Candle Stick," Bakura said.
"You suggest Miss. Scarlet because I'M Miss Scarlet!" Crystal exclaimed.
"I do not! I'm playing the friggin' game! Don't get huffy, and prove me wrong!" Crystal sighed and held up a card, The Dinning Room. Then Dilandau held up another card. Miss Scarlet. Alora held up the last card, The Candle Stick. Everyone marked down that it wasn't those three. Crystal picked up the die and rolled and moved her token. On Dilandau's turn he moved into the Billiards Room and made a suggestion.
"I suggest Colonel Mustard, in the Billiards Room, with the Revolver."
"But you're Colonel Mustard," Bakura said.
"Doesn't mean I can't suspect myself." Alora held up one card. Dilandau nodded slowly and marked it off on his card. Bakura and Crystal didn't have any of those three cards. "I accuse Colonel Mustard, In the Billiards Room, with the Lead Pipe," Dilandau stated, picked up the Confidential Case File and looked at the three cards. He grinned and lay them down on the table. "I win!"
"Again," Alora said. Bakura surreptitiously pulled out his lighter and set the board on fire.
"BAKURA! YOU SORE LOOSER!" Crystal hollered when she saw the board on fire. "I HATE YOU! THAT WAS MY OWN CLUE GAME! YOU ARE SO BUYING ME A NEW ONE!"
"I can't stand it when that Scar Face wins! He gloats about it for weeks!!!!!"
"GO BUY ME A NEW CLUE BOARD!"
"DON'T CALL ME SCAR FACE!"
"GO BUY ME A NEW CLUE BOARD!"
"CALM DOWN!" Alora hollered.
"I CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO, YOU HIDEOUS MASS OF STUPIDITY!"
"YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
"KILLING LATER! BUYING A NEW CLUE BOARD NOW!"
"CALM DOWN!!" Dilandau drew his sword and Bakura pulled out his Millennium Ring.
"IF YOU DON'T GO TO THE STORE NOW, I WILL BE THE ONE KILLING!!!" Crystal yelled taking the crispy board and hitting both boys over the head repeatedly. Alora walked out of the room, grabbed all the hotels and houses and shot them at Crystal, Dilandau, and Bakura, who were fighting.
"OW!" The three of them shouted. Angela ran into the kitchen and grabbed the dish washing hose and pulled it out as far as it would go and turned the tap on. She shot water at Alora, Bakura, and Dilandau. They screamed and came after Angela with various board game pieces and hit her with them. She continued to shoot them with water. Bakura grabbed the dish washing liquid and poured it into Dilandau's hair, who responded by rubbing Bakura's eyes with soapy hands. Bakura screamed in rage, and pain.
"MY EYES!"
"MY HAIR!"
"MY BOARD GAME!"
"MY NEW OUTFIT!" They all stopped their fighting and complained about how they were eternally injured, until someone came up with a brilliant idea.
"Let's clean up this mess," Alora said calmly. "But first we should wash the soap out of Bakura's eyes, and out of Dilandau's hair. Then we'll clean up, change, and go buy a new Clue Board."
And so it was.
"Hey look! 13 Dead End Drive!"
"That looks like it'll agree with us."
"And we should get this."
"It's a pack of cards..."
"Exactly."
"They're still flammable."
"Yes. But... SHUT UP!"
"Twister!"
"Twister?"
"Twister?!"
"Twister!"
"Eh heh heh heh heh heh heh excellent."