Disclaimer: I don't own Friends, or anything related to it. Andy and Marcia belong to themselves.
Prologue

"You're late!" The young man behind the desk called impatiently.

"I know, I'm sorry." The girl began, "But -"

"I'm not interested. Get on with it."

"Yes sir. We are poised to began the experiment, sir."

"Everyone?"

"With the exception of the subjects, yes, everyone."

"Oh, your team has located some suitable subjects?"

"Yes sir. Six of them, to be exact."

"And they are unready because.?"

"We are preparing to, ah.collect.them, sir."

"I see.then do so immediately."

"The team is on it as we speak."

"Good, good.I want it understood. A failure situation will not be tolerated this time."

"No sir. Of course not."

"Very well. You have exactly three days in which to place the subjects under your supervision. Only three. You are dismissed"

The girl nodded, and left, closing the heavy steel door behind her.

The man spread some file folders on his desk, and began rifling through the contents, grinning.
Authors Note: Betcha don't know what this has to do with Friends, do you? Just keep reading, you'll see.