Disclaimer: Dickens is dead. Somebody has to pick up where he left off!
Note: Written with a French accent in mind.
Letter to the Editor
I am most certain that impending revolution is an inevitability. The race of the Evrémondes has long been on my register; doomed for destruction and extermination. My people are those that have been downtrodden for far too long.
The brothers who have been wrongly hung on the gallows of tyranny were my brothers and the sisters who were used for the nobles' pleasure were my sisters. As they have perished, the responsibility to avenge them and answer for these murderous crimes descends to me, their living heir.
I have observed these crimes that have been committed for far too long, and so have recorded them in my register. The revolution will come, never too soon; to right the wrongs perpetrated by that one family, which it is our duty to exterminate, like the vermin that they treat us as.
When that fateful day comes, tell wind and fire where to stop, but don't tell me! I will see to it that every one of those chocolate-drinking cockroaches is no longer so privileged as to mingle with our kind.
Behold! A plague will wash among them. The plague of justice is a sweet one which affects only those which deserve its ravishes. La guillotine, our mistress, will be praised with grateful thanks for bringing equitable judgement upon them!
I prophesize that the citizens and citizenesses will rejoice and join in the dancing of the newly created carmagnole. Ah! It will happen! Why stop with this? All who have been greedy enough to take the money of the aristocrats without giving it also to his fellow countrymen should also be sentenced, for he was not of strong enough character to share his good fortune. This is behavior identical to that of the Evrémondes, who have not been magnanimous with their wealth, but instead waste it away on extravagant luxuries while we of the peasantry wither away in hovels.
The aristocrats have spies that they send out to gauge the amount of uprising, so they can take measures to stop our protests. They don't have any idea what lengths we, the people, will go to in order to bring them to justice!
I beseech it upon you, the patriots of France, to take vengeance on those who deserve to have vengeance wreaked upon them.
Note: Written with a French accent in mind.
Letter to the Editor
I am most certain that impending revolution is an inevitability. The race of the Evrémondes has long been on my register; doomed for destruction and extermination. My people are those that have been downtrodden for far too long.
The brothers who have been wrongly hung on the gallows of tyranny were my brothers and the sisters who were used for the nobles' pleasure were my sisters. As they have perished, the responsibility to avenge them and answer for these murderous crimes descends to me, their living heir.
I have observed these crimes that have been committed for far too long, and so have recorded them in my register. The revolution will come, never too soon; to right the wrongs perpetrated by that one family, which it is our duty to exterminate, like the vermin that they treat us as.
When that fateful day comes, tell wind and fire where to stop, but don't tell me! I will see to it that every one of those chocolate-drinking cockroaches is no longer so privileged as to mingle with our kind.
Behold! A plague will wash among them. The plague of justice is a sweet one which affects only those which deserve its ravishes. La guillotine, our mistress, will be praised with grateful thanks for bringing equitable judgement upon them!
I prophesize that the citizens and citizenesses will rejoice and join in the dancing of the newly created carmagnole. Ah! It will happen! Why stop with this? All who have been greedy enough to take the money of the aristocrats without giving it also to his fellow countrymen should also be sentenced, for he was not of strong enough character to share his good fortune. This is behavior identical to that of the Evrémondes, who have not been magnanimous with their wealth, but instead waste it away on extravagant luxuries while we of the peasantry wither away in hovels.
The aristocrats have spies that they send out to gauge the amount of uprising, so they can take measures to stop our protests. They don't have any idea what lengths we, the people, will go to in order to bring them to justice!
I beseech it upon you, the patriots of France, to take vengeance on those who deserve to have vengeance wreaked upon them.