"Anakin, now that you are a jedi, you will have to watch and enjoy Soapies every night. Soapies are shows about people kissing and breaking up and fighting, they also sometimes have perverts." Qui-Gon explained
"What about if I don't like Soapies?" Anakin asked
"Just wait until you've had enough of them and then turn to the dark side. Dark-siders don't watch soapies, they watch game-shows."
Anakin screamed in agony, he'd heard about these Game-show things and wasn't keen to watch them.
"How do I watch them Qui-Gon?" he asked
"A Tele-Vised-Casting-Vison" Qui-Gon said
"Really?" Anakin asked "And what about him...?" he pointed to a extremely hot elf, glowing in all his sexiness. The very gorgeous elf was called Legolas. (I'm obsessed...)
"Ahh! Legolas! This is Padmé's ex! Drool over him in all his sexiness!" Qui-Gon said
Suddenly, a whole lot of girls ran on and started to drool puddles of water as Legolas stood. He walked over to Qui-Gon.
The girls following, still drooling like there was no tommorow.
"You were talking about soapies?" Legolas the sexy asked.
"Yes, what is your favorite soapie?" Qui-Gon asked.
"I like Passions, that witch lady really turns me on!" (I know nothing about Passions except for it's really gay and they can't act! Also this is only a parody, not what I really think of sexy sexy Legolas!)
"Yes! The witch lady is pretty hot! But I prefer that Australian soapie called Neighbours, Delta Goodrem is really hot!" Qui-Gon drooled (Delta is acctually really pretty, and shes also a really good singer)
"Ahh! Delta! She's hot but the witch-lady is still my favorite!"
They turned on the television to watch soapies, Anakin then sat down and started ton watch them too.
The girls continued to drool over Legolas in all his sexiness.
***THE END***