Disclaimer:

Lunar Eclipse: !.! I do not own anything. Not fair... *sigh* Life is not fair is it.

Mint: THANK GOODNESS!!!

L.E.: What. Did. You. Just. Say?!

Jacqueline (OC from other story): *traditional smirk* You must learn to hold your peace...if you don't want to have her...

Mint: Shut up you (expletive)!

Jacqueline: ...drop a pumpkin on your head.

Mint: P-pumpkin?!

L.E.: Don't worry...I won't do that to you...

Mint: *lets out breath* heh heh heh...

L.E.: Oh, Maya!!!

Mint: What the- *runs away*

L.E.: Let the story begin! Flames are excepted. I think I was on something when I wrote this...

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Pointless Threads of Fate

Lunar (Shortened form of Lunar Eclipse): Hello! This is the pointless Threads of Fate fan fiction! I may add, this has no plot...unlike I usually write. Yes, you heard right, plotless. And now, if you'd excuse me, I have to call in the characters...*snaps fingers*

Mint: What the hell?! Where am I?! Who ever did this shall pay...severely.

Rue: Wha? Where can I be? One minute, I was with Claire, and now, I'm stuck in some room with a bunch of psychos!!!

Mint: *twitch* What?! *twitch* Psychos?! All right, that's it! I shall maim whoever did this. . . I...think I know. HEY! You're all gonna pay!!!

All the Aeons in the Game: ...but we didn't...

Mint: ...Oh, all right...Guess I'll just have to... *blasts Atenacius, Valen, and Jacqueline*

A., V., &J.: WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!

Mint: Exist. ^-^

Jacqueline: ...Moron...

The Three Aeons Who Mint Hates: We're blasting off again!!!!

Mint: Pokemon! ^___^ Oh, and if you'd excuse me, I have to destroy the world, okay?

Rue: Go get those Yankees!

Mint: Sweet Home Alabama! ^______________^

Rue: ^-^...huh?...*looks up, Valen falls down from the blast*

Valen: @.@ ever since WHEN could some (expletive) girl blast me?!?! ME, the Aeon VALEN?! *looks up, Jacqueline is falling* Wingardium Leviosa!

Mint: Harry Potter!

Rue: @.@ So...many...takeoffs...

Valen: *looks up, Atenacius is falling* Avada Kadavara!

Mint: MORE Harry Potter! ^___________________________^

Atenacius: x_x ...ouch...

Maya: What did you do that for? !.! My book...

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Lunar: What will happen next? Will Maya get her Book's power back? Where did all the dead Aeon guys come from? @.@ Will there be an actual plot...maybe. Will there ever stop being takeoffs? And, will I get reviews?!?! Only time can tell...R&R!!!!!!!PLZ!!!!!!!!!