Disclaimer:
Lunar: THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!! Now...all I need is the game itself...
Mint: She owns nothing. Remember...(Star Trek!-Spock)
Lunar: ...I guess there won't be a stop from the takeoffs...
Mint: Now...the plot issue...NO!
Lunar: YES! I shall make the most demented plot in the world MUAHAHA!!!
Mint: ...Help...
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Pointless Threads of Fate
Lunar: Now! The Threads of Fate Story! Scene One! Claire's House...
Rue: There are stars...
Lunar: OH! And this is MY Threads of Fate version...in other words...some Dark and Light Characters...Some changes...and a LOT of insanity...
Rue: :( Are you finished YET?!
Lunar: And a lot of OOCness.
Rue: *looks out the window* (Ten minutes later) *looking out the window* (Hour later) *STILL looking out the window* Claire! You're supposed to say something!
Claire: ...Dancing queen! Young and sweet; only seventeen! Dancing queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah! You can dance; you can die; having the time of your life! Oh, oh, oh!
Rue: CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: Oh, yeah. Um...hey Rue!
Rue: Yes?
Claire: Would you like to come listen to the radio with me?
Rue: What about dinner?
Claire: To hell with dinner, and all who eat it! OH!!!! Listen! My theme music!!! *Starts singing, badly*
Arm of Death: The...noise...can't...take...it...ARGH!!! *Kills Claire*
Rue: THANK GOD!
Valen: Yes?
Rue: Wrong one, not you.
Jacqueline: So, me?
Rue: You're a GIRL! You'd be a godDESS!
Jacqueline: Ah! I understand! I am enlightened!
Rue: You're an AEON! Not a Buddha!
Jacqueline: *snaps fingers* Darn...
Claire: I am the ghost of Claire...I shall be with you, Rue, after death...
Rue: O.O I must revive Claire!
Everyone Else: Why?!
Rue: If I don't...she'll be with me, singing that stupid song for the rest of my godforsaken life!
Valen: Yes?
Jacqueline: Yes?
Rue: .….…...
Lunar: And the whole cast got so SICK of Valen and Jacqueline appearing out of every drawer whenever someone said 'god', that they hired Atenacius to kill them. The end of Rue's beginning. R&R!!!!!!!!!!!