Disclaimer:
Lunar: Thank you...reviewers...NOW! The fic! I-
Mint: She is GOING to type out the fic. No more talk.
Lunar: Fine. Oh, and-
Mint: STOP DELAYING!
Lunar: I HAVE TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
Mint: Oh.
Lunar: I do not own anything. There. Now, R&R.
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Pointless Threads of Fate
Lunar: Now! Scene Two! The East Heaven Castle...
Mint: *Running down the hallway* FOOD!!!
Gramps: Princess! You must stop! Gluttony is a mortal sin!
Mint: Oh, Gramps, lighten up you old...TRANSVESTITE?! (Really, he looks like he's wearing a dress)
Gramps: *clears throat* It's a robe.
Mint: Yeah. Right. Whatever. *Eats*
Maya: *walks in, followed by Doll Master* M.D.S.! (My Dear Sister ^_^;) You've been fired from your position as queen!
Mint: Wha...WHAT THE HELL?! WHY?!
Maya: Because I said so. So, there...oh...and I've got an Aeon supporting me. *motions to Atenacius* So there!
Doll Master: Yes...and your own father said that you shouldn't be queen...
Mint: And why NOT?!
Doll Master: He's rather *cough* affected *cough* by you lighting his robe on fire.
(Flashback) Mint's Father: *lying on his deathbed; looking...well...burnt* You...must...stop... Mint...from...becoming...queen...ugh... *"dies"*
Maya: Yes, father. I shall de-throne her! *runs off*
Mint's Father: *alive* hee hee hee
(End flashback) Maya: His last request was for you to be demoted.
Mint: Oh, for crying out loud! That's what you said last time! He turned out to be perfectly fine!
Maya: Well! This time is different!
Mint: If he jumped of a cliff and survived, twenty times, and then jumped off again, would you think he's dead? Even if he looks alive?!?!
Maya: ...um...yes?
Mint: Dang, Maya...you're an idiot...
Maya: THAT'S IT! Atenacius!
Atenacius: YoU, MinT, ActuallY DeservE TO BE De-throneD! You'rE AlmosT AS InsanE AS HiM! AnD That'S SayinG SomethinG! BuT, NoW ThaT YoU RefusE, I ShalL SummoN ThE MightY PumpkiN!!!
Mint: P-Pumpkin? *thinks* How do I destroy an Aeon...? *thinks some more* I've got it...! You godforsaken (expletive)!!! *looks around* Where ARE they?!?!
Atenacius: IF YoU ArE LookinG FoR HiM...TheN YoU Won'T FinD HiM. TheY ArE BotH DeaD...AnD ThE FuneraL ExpenceS CovereD...MinT...
MinT: . I am not amused.
Mint: Better. If anyone should have that type of name...it should be Atenacius...So...you killed Valen, huh?
Atenacius: StoP SayinG HiS NamE! IT IS EviL!!!...AnD Don'T SaY HeR NamE EitheR.
Mint: Valen and Jacqueline?
Atenacius: StoP IT! *dies*
Maya: ...not again...Why did you do that?! My Book can't work without him!
Mint: Yes it can!
Maya: Really? Alright then. But I still must banish you to Iraq so I have an excuse to bomb it. (Sorry, I really wanted to put that)
Doll Master: Uh, princess? Iraq doesn't EXIST yet...
Maya: ...oh...Well! Mint, just...Leave! Pumpkins!
Mint: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MAYA!!!!!!!!!! *chased out of the castle by pumpkins*
Maya: Now...I can take over the world...With PUMPKINS!!!!!! *red flash of light and Maya is...*
Bud: MUAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone Else Who Isn't Dead: O.O;
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Lunar: R&R!
Bud: YES!!! I take over the world!!! The world belongs to ME!
Mint: NO! It belongs to ME!
Valen and Jacqueline: Both of you are wrong! The world is going to be ours! We are going to be gods!!!
Everyone Else: O.O You're...ALIVE?!
The Dead Guys: Oh...right...*dies...again.*
Mint: Why do dead guys never stay dead?!
Gramps: I wonder.
Mint's Father: Kyahahaha!!!
Everyone Else: o.O
Maya: DADDY!!!!!
Vesuvia: ...that sounded like Elena...
Maya: DIE!
Valen: All right! That's it! First off, that's MY copyright line, second off, WHY do I only appear once in the whole game...and that one time I die?!?!
Lunar: R&R...before they drive me insane...R&R!
Mint: You're not insane YET?! Claire! Start your singing!
Lunar: Oh god...