Disclaimer:
Lunar: I don't own anything...!.!
Mint: And it was-
Lunar: It was Luna's idea to "insert Bud here".
Mint: She thought it would be funny if a certain Lunar put Bud in...she E-mailed her. -.-' It's almost as if she WANTS me to be tortured...
Lunar: Oh, and to Victoria: I won't use Aurora w/out your permission. But...then again...if you'd give me permission, I'd be thrilled to have it...
Mint: And so, with one last R&R or else! The Disclaimer Ladies set off!
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Pointless Threads of Fate
Lunar: Hellllooooooooooo everyone! Welcome to the Pointless Threads of Fate Fan Fiction Game Show...Who Wants Be A Millionaire? Part: infinity (And I don't own Who Want's To Be a Millionaire)
Mint & Vesuvia: but we ARE Millionaires!
Lunar: Uh...wait a sec... *Snatches the Dewprism* Who Wants To Own A [Relic]? The only game show where you get to become all-powerful; and save the world from a pair of megalomaniac Aeons in the process! Now here are our stu-uh...brilliant...contestants! Elena! Mint! Rue! And Vesuvia!
Elena: HIIIIIIIIIIIII ^___________________^
Mint: $___$ [relic]!!!!!!!!
Rue: @.@ So...many...people!
Vesuvia: ~_~ I want a lawyer...
Lunar: What is the name of Earth's moon?
Elena: Cheese!
Lunar: ...I won't ask...
Mint: Uh...Moon?
Lunar: Wrong!
Rue: Um...Luna?
Lunar: That's...right O.O!!! What's the square root of 5?
Vesuvia: 2.236
Lunar: Of course she'd know...What is the most powerful East Heaven [relic]?
Elena: PUMPKINS!!!!!
Lunar: ...Idiot...
Mint: *steams* The-Book-of-Cosmos-Maya's-godforsaken-[RELIC]!!!
Lunar: Well...that was...overdoing it...What is the C.C.'s famous drink?
Rue: -___________- Limejuice...
Lunar: Now...WHAT is...
Vesuvia: Yes?
Lunar: The Barney Song! (I don't own the Barney song)
Mint: The WHAT?!
Rue: ?_____? What's a Barney Song...
Vesuvia: O.O no...not that...anything but THAT!!!
Elena: I luv you...you luv me...we're a happy fam-a-ly...
Vesuvia: The mushiness...can't take it...ugh...*dies*
Rue: *Due to Valen's hatred of the Barney Song...his lifestone stops working*
Mint: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs away*
Lunar: ...Because of some difficulties with the staff...*looks from a dead Vesuvia to a frozen Rue to the hole in the wall* ...Elena gets the [relic].
Elena: YAY!!!!! (Valen is shown committing suicide) *the whole world turns pink, and fluffy...much like Mel's place. With the YMCA music playing over and over again...* ^_^
Lunar: V___V Why her...WHY?!?!?! R&R...I know this is a junk chapter, but I was out of ideas...One's for the C.C. Kingdom would be appreciated...(hint, hint)