Disclaimer:
Lunar: I do not own anything...I don't even own all the D&L characters...*sigh*
Mint: Nope. And you don't own the world either...But I will!
Vesuvia: The race for World Domination is on! Valen and his apprentice Jacqueline with their Dewprism, Morning and Evening Dew, Alpha and Omega(the thingies that fly around Jacqueline's head when she, not Vesuvia, has control of her body); Mint with her rings; Alexander my insane brother with Gaia Sword; and Luna and Umbra with their Angel of Death Summon! But, on the other side! Atenacius with his Book of Cosmos; Maya with her pumpkins; and myself with my Aquarian Sword!
Lunar: Everyone owns something except me...R&R!!!!!!!
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Pointless Threads of Fate
Lunar: HELLO INSANE WORLD!
Bud: *runs through the room carrying Cairo's potions* The world shall be MINE!!! *grabs Maximillion's and Vesuvia's potions as well* MUAHAHA!!!
Lisa: ...He's lost it...
Cairo: Come back here!!! Those are my potions! *trips and flys into a random broom closet... Bud locks him in there* @.@
Bud: Now...*walks around the room, pouring potions into everyone's drinks* I did not pour a dangerous mutilating potion that will help me take over the world into your drinks.
Everyone else: ...Okay *drinks*
(All of a sudden...the potions took effect. Vesuvia and Elena switched bodies, Mint and Maya became only a foot tall, Rue turned into a pumpkin, the Aeons became chibitized, and Claire lost her voice...perhaps that's a good thing...)
Lisa: BUD! What did you DO?!?!
Elena: You moron. This is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened in my life! I'M GONNA SUE!!!
Vesuvia: HI ^___________________^!!!
Maximillion: What? What happened...that's it! Vesuvia! We're going home! *grabs Elena in Vesuvia's body and drags her off*
Elena: FATHER!!! Father don't leave me here! I'm Vesuvia! ME!!!
Mint: ...I'm a foot tall...!!! P-pumpkin???
Rue: o.O !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not a pumpkin!
Mint: THE PUMPKIN'S TALKING TO MEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Maya: That's a big pumpkin... @____@ Everything's HUGE!!!
Mint: ...you just noticed?...
Valen: *stares up at the Dewprism* Prrreeeeeeeeetttttyyyyyyyyyyy crystaaallllllllll *hops aroung trying to grab it*
Jacqueline: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!! MOMMMYYYY! BOOK EEL ON MY ED!!!
Atenacius: ……………………EEP *Morning and Evening Dew poke him*
Umbra: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Sword... *picks up ritual knife*
Luna: *sleeping*
Lisa: BUD!!! WHY did you make all the Aeons babies!!! You know that we have to take care of them!
Bud: o.O O.O O.o o.o You're right...Eep!!! *trys to make an aging potion* *potion blows up* ouch...*dies*
Valen: *reaches the Dewprism* *turns back into adult...turns everyone else back to normal*
Vesuvia: THE RACE CONTINUES!!! Bud is down and out of the race! Valen and Jacqueline are still in, as well as Mint, Alexander, Luna and Umbra!
Aurora: HEY!!! Did you see that good for nothing [expletive]?!
Mint: Yeah. He's right in front of Jacqueline...holding the Dewprism...
Aurora: ...wrong good for nothing [expletive]...I meant WHERE IS VICTORIA?!
Valen: She is in a closet hiding from you.
Aurora: MUAHAHA!!! Victoria, I'm still gonna kill you...
Lunar: R&R!!!