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Onna-chan: We're back again. I had to pay 1,000 dollars to get Miroku out of jail for harassing Brittany Spears

Miroku: Ahhh. Nothing could compare to that bottom

Sango: how about mine

Ciarra: Um isn't Jennifer Lopez's butt bigger

Naraku: I like big butts and I can not lie. all you other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist with a round thing in your face you get sprung.

Inuyasha: Is that enough

Naraku: kuku kuku I will sing more later: goes into a dark place:

Kagome: Um can we play truth or dare

Shippou: I wanna get sugar HIGH!!!!!!!

Ciarra: I thought we could do another show

Onna-chan: Which one

Miroku: How about Yu-Gi-Oh

Onna-chan: Jaken I'll pay you another dollar if you write the script in ten seconds flat

10 seconds later.

Jaken: Here are your scripts Onna-Chan-sama

Onna-chan: hand him a dollar: Don't spend all in one place.

Jaken: Arigato

Ciarra: passes out scripts:

Onna-chan: Who is everyone? Miroku: I'm Joey

Sango: I'm Mai

Inuyasha: Hey I don't want to be some short little dude with a bad haircut

Yugi: Hey I don't have a bad hair cut: starts to cry:

Yami: Hey you made Yugi cry: "tries" to beat up Inuyasha:

Inuyasha: Hah I'm made out of steel

Onna-chan: Get out of here NOW!

Yami and Yugi: Alright already

Ciarra: how about the rest of you

Kagome: I am Tea

Shippou: I'm Tristan

Inuyasha: I wanna know if I can be someone else.

Onna-chan: NO!!!

Inuyasha: whimpers:

Ciarra: LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!

Inuyasha: Mai you can never believe in the heart of the cards

Sango: I don't need the heart of the cards. I'm talented anyways

Miroku: Yeah Yugi has something to fight for. Like me

Sango: So what are you fighting for a good haircut with the money you win?

Miroku: No it is for my sister

Kagome: You can never match the friendship the Yugi has

Sango: All you twerps

Shippou: We may be twerps but we have the spirit in ourselves

Shippou: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!! What am I saying?

Onna-chan: Ask Jaken

Jaken: Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh: acts like a zombie:

Ciarra: I think he threw away the Bunny Foo Foo and trading it in for his own deck

Jaken: No I would NEVER throw away my Bunny Foo Foo blanket

Inuyasha: You just admitted you have a Bunny Foo Foo blanket: laughs:

Jaken: runs away crying:

Shippou, Souta, Kohaku, and Rin: Little Bunny Foo Foo running through the forest scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Down came the wacky wizard.

7 hours later....

Everyone but Shippou, Souta, Kohaku, and Rin: sleeps: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Inuyasha: snores: I choose Kagome to be my mate.

Everyone: Hahahahaha

Kagome: Uh: falls over anime style:

Ciarra: Um I'm going to close up before Inuyasha uses Jaken as a punching bag.

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