^____^ It's good to be home! I got a Hard Rock Café tee, guitar picks for
PiscesGuy, and I had a neclace made for me by an extremely hot guy!! ^_~ He
was dressed punk, with his hair spiked and long eye lashes! ^_^ I luv guys
with long eyelashes/long hair/long ****. If you notice in Shio's
description in other stories, he has long eyelashes.
He wrote my name on a grain of rice and put it in a necklace! ^_^ We have so much in commen! ^_^ We both have long eyelashes and we both make jewelery! ^.^
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Chapter 19: Somebody Call the Wedding Planner! ^_~
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After that night, Jewel was rumored a missing person. Otherwise, everything had gone back to normal. The sky continued to be blue, Kaede continued to dish out chores, the market continued to sell non fresh fish, the earth continued to rotate. Sango and Miroku walked down the steps of the shrine holding hands. Cherry blossom petals were falling.
Kikyo was standing next to a statue talking to the samuri Onigumo. He said, "I'm serious! You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met!"
She laughed and blushed. "I'm sure you say that to all the priestesses!" ^^
Sango rolled her eyes as Kirara and Buyo walked by swishing their tails.
They looked over at where Shio was sitting with Shippou. Shippou looked up at the inu/kit in confusion. Shio sat there crosslegged and arms folded. A not pleased expression lain on his face.
"What's up, Shio?" Sango asked.
His eyebrow ticked and he looked up at her and Miroku. "It's not fair! He didn't want me to possess her for a few seconds, now look at him!!"
As if on cue they all heard Inu Yasha's laughter. The church doors flew open and Kagome with Inu Yasha's blood red eyes and silver hair did a flip out of the church. She landed at the bottom and lifted up her skirt at nuns passing by, causing them to gasp and look at her like she was nuts. Kagome did a couple of hand springs and sang, "Monkey, monkey, monkey!!" she jumped into a tree and hung upside down from a branch making monkey sounds in Inu Yasha's voice.
Everyone gave her a funny look, then Shio stood up sternly. He growled then pointed up at Inu Yasha. "Man, stop making me envious! Get out of her body!"
"She's my woman, not yours!" Kagome stated in Inu Yasha's voice.
Shio put his hands on his hips and smiled mischievously. His eyes glistened and he said, "Oh? Then you leave me no choice!" he took a red leaf out of his kimono and put it on his head.
POOF!!
Kagome's red eyes popped and she blinked.
Inu Yasha with Shio's expression and long eyelashes stood where Shio was a second ago. He smirked and said in Inu Yasha's voice, "My name is George! I like cheese!" then he started swaying and singing, "Well I was about to pay the rent, until I got high! Until I got high! Until I got high! Until I got high!"
Kagome fell out of the tree.
Then the Shio Inu Yasha got down on one knee and started reciting, "Hark! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the east! And Kagome is the sun!"
Well Kagome jumped up and ran over with a frantic look in her eyes. "Shio!" she hissed in Inu Yasha's voice. "You're making me look stupid!"
"Actually," Shio/Inu said. "I think I make you look a whole lot smarter and attractive."
"Stop it!" Kagome growled in Inu Yasha's voice.
"Will you leave her body?" Shio asked.
Kagome shook her head then said in his voice. "I never get this opportunity with her and I wanna savor it!!"
Shio/Inu shrugged and used hand movements for more effect. "Alack! There is more peril in your eye, then in twenty of their swords! Do you but look kind upon me, lady, and I am proof against their enmity. Better my life should be ended by their hate, than that hatred life should be prolonged, to live without your love!" (AN: Woo! They don't call him the sex god for nothin'! ^_~)
"Okay, fine!" Kagome/Inu Yasha said.
"Are you sure? Cause I can do Macbeth." Shio/Inu said.
"I'm sure!" Kagome/Inu Yasha said waving her hands. She closed her eyes and puckered. Then all of a sudden, Inu Yasha's form became visable in the kiss that he was doing before he possessed her. He pulled his lips away and pushed her hair out of her face. They smiled at each other and kissed again. (But there was no possession involved in this one.)
Shio turned back into himself and said. "I feel a little bit better, but I still don't have a woman!" he watched as some nuns walked past them then started to follow them singing to himself. "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time-!"
Inu Yasha sighed and motioned in Shio's direction. "Ladies and Gentlemen, my best friend!"
Shio heard him and ran back over to him. "By the way! This is yours!" he held up a sheathed sword. Inu Yasha held it and closed his eyes. A wave of energy blew through his hair. Seconds later, he opened his eyes and they were golden.
Shio smiled and said, "The rightful order has been restored!"
"Sorta," Inu Yasha reached into his kimono. "I also have something that is yours." He reached in deeper and sweatdropped, unable to find it. Shippou reached into his kimono and pulled out the red rosary chain with the sea shell. He went over to Inu Yasha and held it up. Inu Yasha looked up from his deep search within the depths of his shirt and took it from him. "Thanks." He whispered. Then he turned back to Shio and held it up.
Shio smiled and took it. "Dude! Thanks!" he put it over his shoulder and it went across his chest inside his kimono. All of a sudden, Kagome noticed Tori talking and laughing with Kouga!
"Oh my god Tori! OH MY GOD!!" She ran over to them. Tori smiled at her then Kouga put an arm around Tori and she blushed.
Inu Yasha watched and smirked at the irony of this, then Shio leaned toward him and asked, "So that's your woman huh?"
"Yep!" Inu Yasha said in a proud way.
"Are you two-?-you know-" Shio made some deep breathing sounds and Inu Yasha tsked.
"Not directly, but-!" he winked at his best friend and smiled like he was the man. "I have taken a few bathes with her!"
Shio looked at him proud and excited like, "You dog!" he patted him on the back.
Inu Yasha smiled smugly. "Yeah, she thinks I don't understand that we're both naked together in a pool of water, and that it's sexual."
"Lord!" Shio shook his head smiling in disbelief. He patted him on the back again. "But of course! I've learned EVERYTHING I know from you and my sister!!"
Inu Yasha winked at him then they got quiet as Kagome ran back over. She smiled at him and linked arms with him. "They're a couple!"
"That's great!" Inu Yasha said, although he really couldn't have cared less. Then she pointed and said, "Look!"
Paipu and Rin where dancing around Sesshomaru. The dog demon stood in the middle of their Mexican hat dance and sweatdropped nervously.
Then Kagome asked, "So! Who wants to play a rousing game of poker?" ^_^
"No way!" Kikyou said. _
"What's wrong with poker?" Shio asked. ?_?
"Are you kidding??" Sango asked. "That would be like Kaede challenging Rin to an old age contest!!"
"She'd take us for all we've got!" Kikyo said.
Inu Yasha sighed. "Boy do I know it!"
"How about strip poker?" Miroku suggested.
Sango smacked him then added. "She'd still beat us!"
"I'm game!" Shio said. ^_^
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Das Ende!
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Yeah! ^_^ Another story complete! Now maybe I can get working on the Sillmarillion! ^_^ There's a bunch of crap I haven't done!! ^_^
ARGH!! I can't believe it! T_T I heard Jakotsu's Japanese voice, and he's played by a woman!!!
Sigh
I guess I'll go work on the Inu Sensai! story
He wrote my name on a grain of rice and put it in a necklace! ^_^ We have so much in commen! ^_^ We both have long eyelashes and we both make jewelery! ^.^
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Chapter 19: Somebody Call the Wedding Planner! ^_~
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After that night, Jewel was rumored a missing person. Otherwise, everything had gone back to normal. The sky continued to be blue, Kaede continued to dish out chores, the market continued to sell non fresh fish, the earth continued to rotate. Sango and Miroku walked down the steps of the shrine holding hands. Cherry blossom petals were falling.
Kikyo was standing next to a statue talking to the samuri Onigumo. He said, "I'm serious! You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met!"
She laughed and blushed. "I'm sure you say that to all the priestesses!" ^^
Sango rolled her eyes as Kirara and Buyo walked by swishing their tails.
They looked over at where Shio was sitting with Shippou. Shippou looked up at the inu/kit in confusion. Shio sat there crosslegged and arms folded. A not pleased expression lain on his face.
"What's up, Shio?" Sango asked.
His eyebrow ticked and he looked up at her and Miroku. "It's not fair! He didn't want me to possess her for a few seconds, now look at him!!"
As if on cue they all heard Inu Yasha's laughter. The church doors flew open and Kagome with Inu Yasha's blood red eyes and silver hair did a flip out of the church. She landed at the bottom and lifted up her skirt at nuns passing by, causing them to gasp and look at her like she was nuts. Kagome did a couple of hand springs and sang, "Monkey, monkey, monkey!!" she jumped into a tree and hung upside down from a branch making monkey sounds in Inu Yasha's voice.
Everyone gave her a funny look, then Shio stood up sternly. He growled then pointed up at Inu Yasha. "Man, stop making me envious! Get out of her body!"
"She's my woman, not yours!" Kagome stated in Inu Yasha's voice.
Shio put his hands on his hips and smiled mischievously. His eyes glistened and he said, "Oh? Then you leave me no choice!" he took a red leaf out of his kimono and put it on his head.
POOF!!
Kagome's red eyes popped and she blinked.
Inu Yasha with Shio's expression and long eyelashes stood where Shio was a second ago. He smirked and said in Inu Yasha's voice, "My name is George! I like cheese!" then he started swaying and singing, "Well I was about to pay the rent, until I got high! Until I got high! Until I got high! Until I got high!"
Kagome fell out of the tree.
Then the Shio Inu Yasha got down on one knee and started reciting, "Hark! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the east! And Kagome is the sun!"
Well Kagome jumped up and ran over with a frantic look in her eyes. "Shio!" she hissed in Inu Yasha's voice. "You're making me look stupid!"
"Actually," Shio/Inu said. "I think I make you look a whole lot smarter and attractive."
"Stop it!" Kagome growled in Inu Yasha's voice.
"Will you leave her body?" Shio asked.
Kagome shook her head then said in his voice. "I never get this opportunity with her and I wanna savor it!!"
Shio/Inu shrugged and used hand movements for more effect. "Alack! There is more peril in your eye, then in twenty of their swords! Do you but look kind upon me, lady, and I am proof against their enmity. Better my life should be ended by their hate, than that hatred life should be prolonged, to live without your love!" (AN: Woo! They don't call him the sex god for nothin'! ^_~)
"Okay, fine!" Kagome/Inu Yasha said.
"Are you sure? Cause I can do Macbeth." Shio/Inu said.
"I'm sure!" Kagome/Inu Yasha said waving her hands. She closed her eyes and puckered. Then all of a sudden, Inu Yasha's form became visable in the kiss that he was doing before he possessed her. He pulled his lips away and pushed her hair out of her face. They smiled at each other and kissed again. (But there was no possession involved in this one.)
Shio turned back into himself and said. "I feel a little bit better, but I still don't have a woman!" he watched as some nuns walked past them then started to follow them singing to himself. "Like a virgin, touched for the very first time-!"
Inu Yasha sighed and motioned in Shio's direction. "Ladies and Gentlemen, my best friend!"
Shio heard him and ran back over to him. "By the way! This is yours!" he held up a sheathed sword. Inu Yasha held it and closed his eyes. A wave of energy blew through his hair. Seconds later, he opened his eyes and they were golden.
Shio smiled and said, "The rightful order has been restored!"
"Sorta," Inu Yasha reached into his kimono. "I also have something that is yours." He reached in deeper and sweatdropped, unable to find it. Shippou reached into his kimono and pulled out the red rosary chain with the sea shell. He went over to Inu Yasha and held it up. Inu Yasha looked up from his deep search within the depths of his shirt and took it from him. "Thanks." He whispered. Then he turned back to Shio and held it up.
Shio smiled and took it. "Dude! Thanks!" he put it over his shoulder and it went across his chest inside his kimono. All of a sudden, Kagome noticed Tori talking and laughing with Kouga!
"Oh my god Tori! OH MY GOD!!" She ran over to them. Tori smiled at her then Kouga put an arm around Tori and she blushed.
Inu Yasha watched and smirked at the irony of this, then Shio leaned toward him and asked, "So that's your woman huh?"
"Yep!" Inu Yasha said in a proud way.
"Are you two-?-you know-" Shio made some deep breathing sounds and Inu Yasha tsked.
"Not directly, but-!" he winked at his best friend and smiled like he was the man. "I have taken a few bathes with her!"
Shio looked at him proud and excited like, "You dog!" he patted him on the back.
Inu Yasha smiled smugly. "Yeah, she thinks I don't understand that we're both naked together in a pool of water, and that it's sexual."
"Lord!" Shio shook his head smiling in disbelief. He patted him on the back again. "But of course! I've learned EVERYTHING I know from you and my sister!!"
Inu Yasha winked at him then they got quiet as Kagome ran back over. She smiled at him and linked arms with him. "They're a couple!"
"That's great!" Inu Yasha said, although he really couldn't have cared less. Then she pointed and said, "Look!"
Paipu and Rin where dancing around Sesshomaru. The dog demon stood in the middle of their Mexican hat dance and sweatdropped nervously.
Then Kagome asked, "So! Who wants to play a rousing game of poker?" ^_^
"No way!" Kikyou said. _
"What's wrong with poker?" Shio asked. ?_?
"Are you kidding??" Sango asked. "That would be like Kaede challenging Rin to an old age contest!!"
"She'd take us for all we've got!" Kikyo said.
Inu Yasha sighed. "Boy do I know it!"
"How about strip poker?" Miroku suggested.
Sango smacked him then added. "She'd still beat us!"
"I'm game!" Shio said. ^_^
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Das Ende!
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Yeah! ^_^ Another story complete! Now maybe I can get working on the Sillmarillion! ^_^ There's a bunch of crap I haven't done!! ^_^
ARGH!! I can't believe it! T_T I heard Jakotsu's Japanese voice, and he's played by a woman!!!
Sigh
I guess I'll go work on the Inu Sensai! story