Disclaimer:

Lunar: *sigh* the fight is finally ready...And I don't own anything...OH! And Jooles asked if she could be in it?! Yep! ^^; AND THAT MEANS...she's the main announcer!

Jacqueline: Along with...

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Pointless Threads of Fate

Jooles: The scene is set!!! Vesuvianite and her apprentices on one side and Aurora and her Dragon Gods on the other...The one rule-You can't let it last forever like Bud and Cario's. Let the battle begin!!!

Vesuvianite: You are so going down!!!
Aurora: In your dreams!!!
Vesuvianite & Aurora: *start attacking each other*

Cario & Coco: *off to the sidelines* Go Aurora! We bet money on you!!! ^________^;

Hemi: *next to Coco and Cario* YOU'D BETTER WIN VESUVIANITE!!!! $_$;

Jooles: No back seat driving!!!

Everyone: !.!

Victoria & Alexandra: *in a different announcement box*

Victoria: Eh, this is definitely going to be a tie...

Alexandra: @_____@; How many Dragon Gods are there, exactly???

(In arena)

Vesuvianite: Prepare to die. Aurora...

Aurora: You first!!! Dragon Gods!!!
Vesuvianite: Apprentices! Prepare to fight!
(elsewhere)

Neptune: Welcome, Hawkeye...To the Water Shrine!!!

Hawkeye: o.o; *draws Dew Light Sword*

Neptune: Neptune's Trident!!! *fight begins*

(back to V&A)

Everyone: *tired*

Vesuvianite & Aura: *pant, pant*

Aura: ...I'm Aurora's Spirit Dragon...how can I lose to some...mortal?!
Vesuvianite: ...This is rigged!!!! I'm an AEON! I can't lose to HER!!! A...a secondary form!!!

Apprentices: *talking*...she's all ready tired...no...it's the only way...we can't do this to her...Aeons are all supposed to be dead anyway...

Vesuvianite: Huh? *looks at apprentices* ?!?!?!?!

Apprentices: We're sorry...Milady Vesuvianite...

(The apprentices, in front of Aura's awed eyes, grab her and pull her back)

Audience: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Vesuvianite: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!

Announcer: STOP!!!!

Everyone: ?.?

Announcer: No killing OCs!!!

Everyone: ...darn.

(back to N&H)

Neptune: Wave of Poseidon!!! *summons a wall of water*

Hawkeye: ...meep...*gets washed out of the building*

Neptune: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P ...erm... Nice dueling you? 0:)

Lunar: What's up with Neptune? Will there ever be peace with Victoria's characters? (Valen: No, I just challenged one of them.) o.O; What did the apprentices try to do? And...WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE HOSTING THE FIGHTS?! ...wait a tick (Austin Powers)...I volunteered! ^^; Any more fights...I'll be happy to do them!!!

(at a later time)

Lunar: Oh Miiiint! ^.~

Mint: What...o.O;

Lunar: I'm gonna SO torture you... ^__________________________________________^

Mint: But...but...I'm your Favorite Character!!!

Lunar: YEP! I LIKE TO TORTURE MY FAV CHARACTERS!!!

Mint: Why...WHY ME?!?!?!

(somewhere else)

Luna: Rue. I can save you in one condition.

Rue: Save me? ?_?

Luna: Yes. Lunar's gonna *whisper, whisper* in the next chappie!

Rue: Okay...just...what's the price?

Luna: Oh, nothing much.

Rue: ...Fine...I'll go through...

Luna: ^____^ YES! *takes off Rue's hat and starts poking at his hair*

Rue: O.O;;;

(somewhere else, again)

Valen: So. What is your bribe?

Atenacius: WhaT IS IT ThaT YoU CaN OffeR ThaT IS SO ImportanT???

Selene: I can, as an authoress, give out immunity from my psycho assistance, Lunar.

Aeons: ...Really...? / ReallY?!?!?!

Selene: Yes! ^^;

Valen: Now. Why are you offering us.

Lunar: *appears out of nowhere* WELL!!! What did you expect?! She just thinks...

Selene: :(

Lunar: ...eep!

All: ?.?;

Selene: Because...

Lunar: Duh! You're...*shut up by Selene, again*

Atenacius: ...NO. I CaN DO WithouT ThaT...

Valen: ...Fine. As long as there are no pathetic attempts to get rich off of me...

Selene: YES!!!!! ^_____________^;;;

Lunar: *released from grip. She smirks evilly* ...Because you're her fav. character!!! Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!! :P The secret's out!!!!!!!!!! See ya, Selene!!!

Selene: *embarrassed beyond belief...I need immunity more than they do...Lunar!!! You're gonna die!!!!

(massive chase scene follows, ending the fic)

...Junk chapter...R&R...