I will attempt to be Happy Noodle Boy-ish. The whole purpose of this
is to warn of about the evils of random things. I warn you right now. This
will be insane. If you do not like insane rantings and ravings, exit stage
left now. The rest of you take a seat . . .
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ALL YOU DIBBY MONKEYS OF DOOM, HEAR MY MOOSE SPIT FILLED CRIES! SANDWICHES BOXES ATE MY SOCKS, AND FOR THAT, I MUST PRANCE LIKE A RADIOACTIVE FLYING FLAMING PAPAYA!
SICKENING CHRISTMAS ORDAINMENTS DECORATE MY LUNCHMEAT! CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO FLAMINGO DANCE! I MUST SING, MY CORDLESS CHESS PIECES! ALL YOU PIECES OF CAPITAL PLASTIC MUST SURRENDER TO THE FLASHBULB OF DOOM BECAUSE THE DUKE OF SPAM WHO LIVES IN TARTER SAUCE COMMANDS YOU!
GO URINATE ON A RABID SQUIRREL! I HAVE NO TIME TO FARM YOUR PAGAN NACHOS! GO BACK TO THE BACTERIAL CHESTNUT THAT YOU CAME FROM, YOU SLIME FILLED TOUPEE WEARING BADGER! MY FLEAS OF CHEESY PUFFINESS WISHES FOR YOUR HALF-DIGESTED POTATOES!
I WILL NEVER TRY TO INTERPRET THE TOENAILS OF SHEEP! NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY BABBLE ABOUT BILL CLINTON'S NOSE HAIR! STRINGS OF MARCHING SILLY PUTTY WILL SMOKE A THONG FOR BREAKFAST TEA! GORGE ON BAT GUANO AND BATHROOM TILES YOU DIGITAL CAMERA MADE OF MUSHED STINKBUGS!
NAZI WATERMELONS WILL NEVER DIE UNTIL I KISS THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH! I WISH THAT YOU WOULD MARCH TO YOUR DEMISE ON A PLATE OF TOE JAM! FEED ON CHEESE THAT WAS STOLEN FROM A YAK IN 1975! THEY WILL COME FOR YOU AND THEY WILL BE ARMED WITH PULLOUT COUCHES AND UN-SPAYED CATS! FEAR THEIR SHRIMP BORN OF BROKEN DISHWASHERS! EAT MY DIRTY LAUNDRY AND RUBBER BANDS, DASTARDLY SOURDOUGH CHEERLEADER!
KILL ALL THAT RESIST THE CAPERS FOUND IN HEALTH FOOD STORES! NONE IS MORE DEADLY THEN THE CAPERS ARMED WITH HALF FROZEN SUGARLESS PINK JELL-O! EXPOSED TO THE KILLER LICE ARMED WITH ANVILS, THEY WILL MARCH ON RUBBER DUCKIES! YOU ROMAN WHEEL CHAIR, SUFFER FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS WITH MY AUNT MARTHA WHO SMELLS OF FRENCH FRIES!
PRAY TO THE CONCRETE OLD PERSON THAT BLEACH LOLLYPOPS WILL BE STUFFED INTO YOUR NOSE, FOR I HAVE EATEN ALL THE SHINGLES! MAY MY COW KICK YOUR FOOT, WHO WIGGLES LIKE A PLATYPUS! I HOPE THAT A VENOMOUS GUY NAMED JACK THE DUDE BITES YOUR VESICLES, SO THAT YOU MAY BE TURNED TO TOE LINT!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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*Pantpant* Ok . . . so, was that HNB material? I tied at least.
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ALL YOU DIBBY MONKEYS OF DOOM, HEAR MY MOOSE SPIT FILLED CRIES! SANDWICHES BOXES ATE MY SOCKS, AND FOR THAT, I MUST PRANCE LIKE A RADIOACTIVE FLYING FLAMING PAPAYA!
SICKENING CHRISTMAS ORDAINMENTS DECORATE MY LUNCHMEAT! CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO FLAMINGO DANCE! I MUST SING, MY CORDLESS CHESS PIECES! ALL YOU PIECES OF CAPITAL PLASTIC MUST SURRENDER TO THE FLASHBULB OF DOOM BECAUSE THE DUKE OF SPAM WHO LIVES IN TARTER SAUCE COMMANDS YOU!
GO URINATE ON A RABID SQUIRREL! I HAVE NO TIME TO FARM YOUR PAGAN NACHOS! GO BACK TO THE BACTERIAL CHESTNUT THAT YOU CAME FROM, YOU SLIME FILLED TOUPEE WEARING BADGER! MY FLEAS OF CHEESY PUFFINESS WISHES FOR YOUR HALF-DIGESTED POTATOES!
I WILL NEVER TRY TO INTERPRET THE TOENAILS OF SHEEP! NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY BABBLE ABOUT BILL CLINTON'S NOSE HAIR! STRINGS OF MARCHING SILLY PUTTY WILL SMOKE A THONG FOR BREAKFAST TEA! GORGE ON BAT GUANO AND BATHROOM TILES YOU DIGITAL CAMERA MADE OF MUSHED STINKBUGS!
NAZI WATERMELONS WILL NEVER DIE UNTIL I KISS THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH! I WISH THAT YOU WOULD MARCH TO YOUR DEMISE ON A PLATE OF TOE JAM! FEED ON CHEESE THAT WAS STOLEN FROM A YAK IN 1975! THEY WILL COME FOR YOU AND THEY WILL BE ARMED WITH PULLOUT COUCHES AND UN-SPAYED CATS! FEAR THEIR SHRIMP BORN OF BROKEN DISHWASHERS! EAT MY DIRTY LAUNDRY AND RUBBER BANDS, DASTARDLY SOURDOUGH CHEERLEADER!
KILL ALL THAT RESIST THE CAPERS FOUND IN HEALTH FOOD STORES! NONE IS MORE DEADLY THEN THE CAPERS ARMED WITH HALF FROZEN SUGARLESS PINK JELL-O! EXPOSED TO THE KILLER LICE ARMED WITH ANVILS, THEY WILL MARCH ON RUBBER DUCKIES! YOU ROMAN WHEEL CHAIR, SUFFER FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS WITH MY AUNT MARTHA WHO SMELLS OF FRENCH FRIES!
PRAY TO THE CONCRETE OLD PERSON THAT BLEACH LOLLYPOPS WILL BE STUFFED INTO YOUR NOSE, FOR I HAVE EATEN ALL THE SHINGLES! MAY MY COW KICK YOUR FOOT, WHO WIGGLES LIKE A PLATYPUS! I HOPE THAT A VENOMOUS GUY NAMED JACK THE DUDE BITES YOUR VESICLES, SO THAT YOU MAY BE TURNED TO TOE LINT!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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*Pantpant* Ok . . . so, was that HNB material? I tied at least.