Disclaimer:
Lunar: I am here to announce the new chappie of madness! ^_~ And, this time, grossness. O_O It's a junk chapter, my family ran out of sugar, and...T_T
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Pointless Threads of Fate
Lunar: HI PEEPS!...AAA! Where is everybody?!?!?!?!
Mint: Right behind you...
Lunar: . . . .;;; EH!!! So! ^__^ What to do today?
Mint: You...don't know?!?!?!?!?!
Lunar: NOPE!!! ^___^
Mint: heh...he...haaaaaaaaa...HWAHAhAHAA!!!
Everyone: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Lunar: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
(ELSEWHERE...)
Anastasia: *raises a goblet of...blood?! O_____O* And let us all thank me for planning of the death of the rabid Lunar...
(EH!!! NOT THERE!!! O.O;;;)
V & J: *talking...looking evil...* We shall create the ULTIMATE torture machine...Why?...As punishment for Mint and Rue, nitwit! You don't remember they killed me?!...Oh, yeah...
(YEP! HERE'S RIGHT! XD)
Those weird two: HEY! Stop interfering! I sense some really bored readers out there!!! If there even are readers!
(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! T___________T)
The Aeons: Don't be a baby! If you must be so annoying, come down here and be annoying to my face!
(NO! I DON'T WANNA! YOU CALL ME IMMATURE! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!)
The whole world: ………………………….(sweatdrop) This isn't even funny…
(GAH! DIEEEEEE!)
Everyone who thought this isn't *sniff* funny *crys* : *falls over dead* x___X;;;
Lunar: *IS!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!* Okie day! WHO Said this isn't funny?! _O O_ GAH! WHA HAPPENED TO ME FACE?! O_O Much better!
Jacqueline: Uh, we really have no time for you, we're trying to put a "LASER" on the moon...uh, oops! Wrong script...heh...^^;
Valen: ;;; Uh...We're working on Operation: Make Annoying, Radio-active (o.O;;;), yodeling, specimens useful entities. In other words: CREATION OF THE FIRST MARY SUE! *DUN DUN DUNNN!* *insert woman screaming in a high pitched voice* So, we really don't have time!!!!!!!!! BESIDES! I HAVE NO OTHER REASON SO LEAVE!!!!
Lunar: GAH!!!
Valen: YES! FEAR ME!!!
LUNAR...uh...Lunar: NO! BEHIND YOU!
Valen: What the---GAH!!!
(behind him stands the mistress of all evil, the lady of all terror--LILLY!!! (DUN DUN DUNNN!)
Lilly: She was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
All: o.O;
Lilly: She was a punk, he did ballet, what more can I say? She wanted her, he'd never tell. Secretly he wanted him as well...
The WORLD: O_O;;;
Lilly: HI! I am Lilly! LUNAR's class PERVERT! So...hey handsome...*dies...Selene appears and slits her throat*
Lunar: *snicker* I told you, Selene, that you--
Selene: *raises knife* That I what?!
Lunar: O_______________O;;; Ack! Nothing!!! *Selene vanishes*
Jacqueline: Now! OUT!!!
Lunar: *sniff* Why does everyone hate me!
Jacqueline: ...Hmm...I don't know...Get out anyway!
Lunar: *waah* Bye...*And...she IS gone*
(Hmm...let's see...does the moon duo partake in lesbian incest?)
Luna: O_O WHAT?!
Umbra: DIE YOU ^*%($&$&@#E!(*^(*@!^$E(*(*$~^*()^$^$*(^~$#(*!#^$(*!@^$
(EH!!! Oo;...I guess not...let's see somewhere else, shall we?)
V & J: *making out..."not noticing" Lunar*
(O___O And I thought this could get no worse...)
Those two: *Lunar is gone, mind you* Heh heh...back to work on the Mary Sue, hmm?
Lunar: *back at studio* I now know why I never leave my studio...@_@
Everyone: *evil laugh*
Lunar: *glare* But, just you wait!!! I shall get the last laugh!
Everyone: HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHAAAA!
Lunar: …………….INSANE LADIES!!
(Four winged women appear)
Lady with blonde hair: Montra!
Lady with black hair: Levestra!
Lady with red hair: Seytetra!
Lady with blue hair: Cameletra!
M, L, S, & C: We are...the INSANE QUAD-TRAS! XDDDDDD
Lunar: What is Mint planning? Will I actually die? Will Valen and Jacqueline actually create a Mary Sue? Will Valen think up another reason for hating me? What the (expletive) is Lilly doing here? DO they partake in lesbian incest?! Will Valen and Jacqueline just propose to each other already?!?! Will I ever leave my studio ever again? What craziness will my ladies reek? And finally...WILL YOU GUYS REVIEW?
Optimist: Of course, they'll say it's the best story the world has ever seen and--
Cynic: They hate it. They'll never review, why, they'll flame!!!
Idealist: They'll love it, I know it!
Realist: Only time will tell!!!
Lunar: ; HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!! I never hired you!
Optimist: Why not? You wanna hire us, though, don't you?
Cynic: We're dead.
Idealist: You didn't?
Realist: ……….
Lunar: What, Chaos will follow?! *Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil look* Back to back, next chappie will be better, mom is buying sugar right now...^_~