Disclaimer:
Lunar: HYPERNESSESSSSSSSSEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *gasp* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *gag* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS--
Mint: *whacks Lunar over head with ring* --;
Jacqueline: Own nothing, Lunar does.
Mint: .;;; OKAY! WHO GAVE JAQ "STAR WARS"?!?!
Random girl w/messy white hair: *whistles innocently, NOT!*
Lunar: ………………YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Jacqueline: E'g aug nallaery na nig nika epstonmi!
Mint: Jaq doesn't speak a real language..._
THE STUPIDEST FAN FIC YOU EVER READ AND WON'T WANNA READ AGAIN, OR YOUR MONEY BACK, CALL NOW!
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Pointless Threads of Fate
LUNARRRRRRRRRR...E!: *running toward door...it is glass...* *BANG!* @_@;;; VICKIE-CHAN! ^_^ HI! YOU HAVE AURORA? YIPEE!
Victoria: ....; Must you yell everything you say? *leaves*
LUNAR: YES! ^___^
All: v-v
Aurora: Not here again! _
LUNAR: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Jacqueline: Too loud, Lunar is.
All: Duh!
Aurora: Anyone who brings insanity within a mile radius of me-shall--
Mint: *trips over chair*
Anastasia: *disembowels Lunar, in a loud and bloody death*
Everyone: *GASP* Mint tripped! We shall all ignore Anastasia and Lunar because we are STUPID and have no sense of PRIORITIES! *GASP*
Aurora: ...idiots
Montra: Don't blame me--I just work here.
Aurora: -______-
(Next Day)
Jacqueline: *singing, again..._;* *stops...YAY!* Ahem...AURORA GET UP! *bangs air-that-magically-sounds-like-a-gong* *walks forward, bangs her head on the AIR!* @_@
(An hour later)
Jacqueline: *wakes up, magically wearing a Chinese uniform. Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO! MWHAHA!* AURORA!
Aurora: what?!
Jacqueline: This is your fault!!!
Aurora: ??? I didn't--
Jaq: NO! THAT! *points at a random streaker, dashing naked down the street*!!!!!!
Aurora: @_@ I'M OUTTA HERE! *runs*
Random streaker: HEEEEEEY! j-j me want cookies!
All: @_@
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Okay! I cut this chappie short because:
A) It stunk
B) I'm out of sugar j-j
C) I NOTICED SOMETHING SELENE DIDN'T! AND SHE WAS THE ONE TO TELL ME TO BUY THIS!!! SOUNDTRACK, OR SOMETHING!!!
And...I shall now do my DISCLAIMER SONG! ^_^
Lunar: Please don't sew.
Selene: It's SUE!
Lunar: Please don't sew.
Selene: SUE!
Lunar: I own nada, and admit it, so please don't sew!
Selene: ...sue...
Lunar: Oh, oh! Get away! Oooh, keep away you sewers!
Selene: ~.~;;;; (whacks forehead)
Lunar: Away-hey, hey...OH YEAH! GET away, from me sewing people!
Selene: SUE!!! IT'S SUE, IDIOT!
Lunar: Ohhhhh! DON'T SEWWWWWWW!!! Or knit! ^_~
Selene: *facefaults*
Lunar: Please don't sue.
Selene: Do it!
Lunar: Please don't sue.
Selene: NOW!
Lunar: I've got too much cloths, and admit it, so please don't sue!
Selene: ………………….
Lunar: oh, oh! Get away! Oooh, keep away you sueers!
Selene: That's not a word!!
Lunar: Awaaaaaaaaaaay, OH YESSS! Oh, get away from me suing people!
Selene: SEW! IT'S SEW THIS TIME!
Lunar: Ohhhhhh! DON'T SUEEEEEE! :P (Let's all torture Selene...bwahahaa)