Disclaimer:
Lunar: Oh, this short chapter is just for the fun of it, because ME STILL WORKING ON OTHER CHAPTERS! V_V AND!!! JAMES' INPUT! YAY!
Mint: AND she doesn't own anything! ^_^
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Pointless Threads of Fate
Jacqueline-FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!
Mint-Who CARES about World Domination?! Why can't we just be friends?
Rue-SCREW CLAIRE!!!!!!!! I WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
Vesuvia-I ADMIT IT! I'M A STUPID DAUGHTER OF A JANITOR!
Elena-I'm smart. I've even got a masters degree at Nuclear Science.
Mel-I absolutely HATE pink!
Chrona-BURN THE BOOKS!
Maximillion-Who needs science when you've got other people?
Atenacius-What's so wrong with Valen anyway?
Rod-Just call it Pinto, Pulsar Inferno Typhoon-Omega is a stupid name.
Valen-I admit it! I'm a very problemed man!
Maya-Why would I want The Book of Cosmos? Get it away from me!
Wylaf-How am I supposed to know?! I'm not psychic!
~ See, told ya! It's short, it's stupid, it's POINTLESS! XDDD
Third fanfiction of three e-mails Lunar =^-^=
Title: Mel's Apprentice
Summary: What could be the harm of leaving Elena in\charge while you go to a convention of magicians?
*One fine dandy day Mel gets a nice pink letter* *She reads it* Mel: Oh my scords. I gotta go
Elena: Does that mean I in charge meanwhile Mel?
Mel: Technically.. but don't touch any magic?
Elena: Aww but I wanna be a witch like you!!
Mel: Just water the flowers and babysite the poppulpurrel while I am gone. Study for a pop quiz ^_^ *She tips her hat and disappears in cherry blossoms*
Elena: At last I am alone hehe *dances around thecottage atelier place then cheerfully watches the two fluttery creatures that have bat wings* This is getting boreing *pout and goes outside*
*Meanwhile Mel is arriveing at the annual conventionfor all magicians of the four kingdoms*
Mel: Gee this better be worth my boundless time ^_^
*It turns out the convention is kind of boring but she stays anyhow cause is keeping people company*
*Elena after studying for an hour and watering someflowers feeds then cockadoos then finds a magic book*
Elena: Yippie.. I can show Mel I know magic ^_^ *The poppul purrel warn Elena not to* But.. oh shut up *casts a spell and turns themto ragdolls* See hehe I know good magic yayyyyyy
*Mel is glad the convention ends real soon. She giveseveryone a cookie and a blue balloon to bright thed ull air. Of course she doesn't gamble this day orever. It is a good day and she learned much*
*At the atelier Elena is trying to find the spell thatwill return the drawf things to normal*
Elena: What.. no.. come on index where are you?
*Mel appears behind the atelier in cherry blossoms*
Mel: Apprentice.. where are yous? ^_^ *holds a cake*
Elena: Eeeppp *throws book at the ragdolls and theyturn back into the poppul purrel* Hehehe here Mel
*Mel walks around and goes in* Mel: How was day?
The poppul purrel: She turned us into ragdolls _
Mel: Is this true by any chance? (Elena: *sweatdrop*) I see *gives cake to the poppul purrel:
Elena: Was that gonna be for me?
Mel: It was..
Elena: But not now..?
Mel: Nope *giggles*
Authors note: Not long but funny yes. THE END ^_^
Second fanfiction of three e-mails Lunar =^-^=
Title: Mint in the Land of Illusia
Summary: Pretty much like Bitter Suite cept short andit is for Threads of Fate universe. Enjoy please.
Disclaimer: I don't own Threads of Fate or Xena theWarrior Princess either. Don't me sue pretty please since I only have fourty six cents in change anyhow.
*High on a hill Mint comes to a village on a horse. She dressed in yellow dress and on a white horse*
Rue: Yes what is it your majesty?
Mint: You gonna help me take over the world?
Rue: No princess Mint I won't..
Mint: Fine
*She gets off horse and throws Rue into the river*
Rue: Ahhh!!
*Mint however slips on a rock and falls in as well* *Mint wakes up to find herself on a place floor*
Maya dressed as the Fool: It is about time you woke
Mint: Maya what are you doing here? *Maya smiles*
Maya dressed as the Fool: Maya.. I'm not Maya *sings*
Mint: Then who the hell are you and where am I? _
Maya dressed as the Fool: Why I'm Holly and welcome toland the Illusia *then sings* Carved out of space in the absense of time. Lion and bull. Eagle and snake
Mint: Whoa.. my ears.. what the beep
Maya (Holly): To live or die is a choice you've got to make. But can you undo what you create. Step though the wheel *a wheel appears* Follow your fate
Mint: Whatever will get me away from you nutball
*Mint jumps into the spinning wheel of astral stuff*
Holly: But be aware of all consequences are your own creation. That's the price you must pay...
*Rue awakes on a shore to see Prima Doll juggling apples and pears*
Rue: Ooh fudge.. where's Mint?
Prima Doll: Your pal is doing good but putting on clothes on yes you should *sings and points to a set**Rue puts on set of clothes even if they are black*
Prima Doll: Find her in the bog. Don't mind the fog. You are smarter then any ol dog *sings and smiles*
Rue: Yeah okay thanks *backs away and runs to bog*
*Mint finds herself in the bog*
Mint: Oh funny _
*Rue finds her & hugs her*
Rue: Let's get out of here
*Mint smiles*
Mint: You.. care about me? *He shrugs*
Rue: How do we get out of this odd land anyhow?
Mint: Um I guess we must sing *They hold hands*
Rue: Carona is my home *sings*
Mint: I wanna go home *sings*
Both: Take us home *sings*
*They teleport home*
Author note: THE END
Title: The Boy I Knew
Summary: A poem why Rue wears two different shoes
Disclaimer: I don't own Threads of Fate or even an actual tangible Mel plushie like I'd want to have.
There was a boy I knew.
His name was Rue. One day he went to the loo.
The boo I knew.
He went achoo.
The sneeze was so hard off went his shoe.
The boy I knew.
Poor shoeless Rue.
Get it back.
Before you get flack.
The boy I knew now only have one black shoe.
The other is brown.
And yet Rue doesn't frown.
Look at a picture of Rue and too
can know why he has only one brown and
one black shoe.
This was the poem and story of Rue
(All above, but lines, was written by Lennex/James!!!)*