Lunar: *Tied to a chair, surrounded by Selene's friends parents...a.k.a. LAWYERS. O_O* Idon'townthreadsoffate. THERE!!! ^_^ Try to translate everything they say, plz! I'll dedicate a chappie!


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Pointless Threads of Fate

Lunar: PLZ! PLZ!!! I NEED INSANITY! I NEED CRAZYNESS!

Girls: No.
Lunar: *cry*
Girls: ...Nyeah! XP
(Next day)
Cast: *Walks in to see Lunar and a VERY beaten up Jacqueline* O.O
Thius: *randomly appears* *Overly dramatic* What have you DONE to her?!
Random group of girls: *swoon* So...pretty...so...handsome...so...rich...!!!
Thius: @_@
Lunar: I didn't do anything! ^_^ Ask them. *Points at other Essences*
Garni: Um...Hi? ^-^;
Chaos: XD *bunny ears self*
Rhea: ...You don't really expect me to speak...
Lunar: You just spoke
Rhea: Darn! 
All: XPPPPPPPP
Rhea: *sticks tape into TV* You see, 75% were girls, and 50% Yoai Fan girls.
Mint: *rolls eyes*
Jacqueline: ...But it's still making me sick...Male pregnancy...@__@
Mint: If you'd just stop thinking about what happened before—
Jacqueline: No, I'm thinking about after.
All: O.O!!!!!
Mint: Pervert! *kicks Jacqueline out of studio*
Jacqueline: !!!
Thius: Nooooo! Wait, my beautiful, gutter-minded love! I'm— *runs into Evening Dew in monster form* Um...Hi?
Valen: Sick 'em O beast of purification!
Thius: O_O AAAAAAAAA!!! *runs away*
Rue: o.O
Elena: Bye, Thius! ^_^
All: @.@
Mint: _ You really don't like him, do you?!

Valen: No!
All: *sigh* -_-
Senna: Cookies are baaad in spoiled milk!

All: That was...random...
Lunar: *reads reviews* Oh! I'm so flattered! Everybody who's writing a humor ficcie, just remember your food pyramid: Sugar, brown sugar, low fat sugar, soda, ice cream, and a little, LITTLE bit of real food, so your parents don't ban you from the computer. ^_^; 
Jacqueline: *Magically appears, in military uniform, in front of a large, waving American flag* Life, liberty, and the pursuit of chocolate!
All Chocoholics: *teary-eyed* Ah, yes...
Everyone sane: @_@ Wasn't it happiness?
Everyone Insane: XD
E.S.: *run away*

Senna: The matrix does not exist.

Jacqueline: YES IT DOES!!! A TRUE 1 knows it does! Therefore, SENNA IS NOT DA 1!!! BWAHAHA!

The world: -_-; Ever since when did...

Mint: JAQ SPEAK IN DA LOCAL KINE LANGUAGE, BRAH!?
Jacqueline: What? No I don't...

Mint: XD

All: XDDDDDDD!!!
Lunar: Kay peeps! XD Me HYPEREREERERERERRRRRRR!! RRRRRRRRRRRRR! *forcefully* RRRRRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!??!?!

All: o.O

Lunar: ME NEEEDD SUYGAAAH!!!
All: O_O
Lunar: XD. Me wanna tell you peeps!!! Me gonna write the ONLY FICCIE I'LL WRITE that's stupid and smart! Funny and dull! INSANE AND SOBER!!!
All: huuuuh?
Lunar: Selene and me will join to write a humor ficcie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: O_________________________O

Lunar: READ AND REVIEW! R&R&R&R&R&&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&RRRR!!!!!...Plz? ^_^ (Noooooo! Me can't end with a SANE FACE-THINGIE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY-ISH THINGIE BUT ISN'T, AND—

All: Quiet! XP

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