A/N: New story..yeah yeah, I know I keep starting new stories before I
finish older ones but I'm BORED and I feel like writing something
completely and utterly stupid. feh.
Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh!!!! don't sue me.**whimpers**
~~~~~Weird-oh! Interveiws with the cast of Yu-gi-oh!!~~~~~
Eden:HELLO!!!
Kylie: and welcome to:
Tara: WEIRD-OH!
Eden: where we have wild and crazy interviews with the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Kylie: our first guest today will be the star of the show..
Tara: and his yami dude..person.whatever.
Kylie: yes. Ahem. Well, here is yugi and his yami dude!
Audience: **claps as yugi and his yami walk onto the stage**
Eden: hello!
Yugi: hello.
Yami yugi: I said let me do the talking! **whomps yugi on the head**
Yugi:OW! All's I said was "hello"
Yami yugi: I don't care. Shut up. **whomps yugi again**
Kylie: **stares** okayyy.so let's get started shall we?
Yugi: o----
YY: **glares**
Yugi: **whimpers**
Eden: alright.so my first question is for yugi, do you ever scare people with those big scary eyes?
Yugi: errr..
YY: yes. He scares the hell outta me all the time...he's scarier than an angry Ra...and that is seriously saying something.
Kylie: I'm sure it is..now, Yugi, has anyone ever given you stilts for Christmas?
Yugi: well.um.
YY: yeah.I gave them to 'im last year..he never uses them though.you really should try them yugi you'll look taller.people can't call you a pipsqueak if you're tall. **coughs, though it sounds oddly like "pipsqueak"**
Yugi: I'm not a fuckin' pipsqueak dammit!! **fuses with yami yugi and stands on the coffee table in the middle of the stage** I will punish you all for calling me a pipsqueak!!!!! Mwahahahahhahahaha!
Vegata: **whispers to goku** how the hell did they do that? They didn't do a dance or use earrings or anything!
Goku: **shrugs** beats me..
Eden: hey! How'd you two get in here? This is supposed to be a yu-gi-oh fanfic! Not dragon ballz!! **turns into a SS3** FEEL MY WRATH!
Goku: ayeeeee!! Run for your lives!!! ***runs out of the back door**
Vegeta: I can take you on myself! I don't need that pride less Kakkorot anyways!
Eden: **beats the shit outta vegeta**
Vegeta: **runs out the backdoor** wait for me Kakkorot!!
Kylie and Tara: **mouths drop**
Tara: okay on with the show!
Kylie: **whispers to tara** did you see that? Eden kicked vegeta's ass.whoa I didn't know she was that strong...please don't tell her I stole her chocolate...she'll kill me! Blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Tara: will you shut up! back to the show.
Audience: **crickets chirp**
Fused yugis: **goes around to every member of the audience asking if they're malik** are you malik?
Person: no.
FYs: are you malik? Jounouchi: no yug. I'm not.
FYs: are you malik?
Malik: err.noooo..i'm namu. **cough cough**
FYs : **looks at namu suspiciously** oh..okay..**goes on to next person**
Tara: AHEM! I SAID BACK TO THE SHOW!
FYs: shhh!! Be vewy quiet! I'm huntin' malik!
Kylie: **goes up and grabs FYs and drags them onto the stage** Osuwari.
FYs: ***hit the floor with a devastating crash** owwww!
Goku: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhhh ***voice fades in and out as he runs in and back out again, closely followed by vegeta**
Vegeta: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhhh ***voice fades in and out as he runs in and back out again, closely followed by Eden**
Eden: come baCK HERE You little...
Kagome: **walks up to FYs** are you inu-yasha?
FYs: no.
Kagome: darn it I lost him again! **runs off yelling "inu-yasha!?!"**
Kylie: okay now that that is over lets get back to the show. No really.okay so yami what was it like being a pharaoh?
FYs: **un-fuse**
Yami yugi: well it was pretty weird.havin' the shadow realm threatening to destroy the world and all, but I sealed the powers away so I guess I was a hero. I was bad.. oh yeah. Bow to me! **does a dance**
Yugi: **shakes his head and mutters under his breath** baka..
YY: what did you just call me?
Yugi: nothing. **mutters again** baka.**cough**
YY: **glares at yugi** come hyah (Tatsu: hyah is the talk show woman form of here.) and say that to my face, bitch. Yugi: oh I know you did not just say that!
YY: so what if I did? Bitch.
Yugi: **snaps fingers and bobs head** don't go there girlfriend!
YY: you wanna start something?
Yugi: **cough** baka **cough**
YY: raaaah!!!!!!!feel MY wrath!!**Lunges at yugi**
Yugi: ahhhh!! **pulls YYs hair**
YY: you little!!
Goku: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Vegeta: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Eden: holD STILL You annoying....
Crowd: JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!
Kylie: well it seems we have a situation here so I think it's time to go.
Tara:so tune in next time for more outrageous interviews!
**quarreling is going on in background as people yell JERRY JERRY! And some of them clap***
Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh!!!! don't sue me.**whimpers**
~~~~~Weird-oh! Interveiws with the cast of Yu-gi-oh!!~~~~~
Eden:HELLO!!!
Kylie: and welcome to:
Tara: WEIRD-OH!
Eden: where we have wild and crazy interviews with the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!!
Kylie: our first guest today will be the star of the show..
Tara: and his yami dude..person.whatever.
Kylie: yes. Ahem. Well, here is yugi and his yami dude!
Audience: **claps as yugi and his yami walk onto the stage**
Eden: hello!
Yugi: hello.
Yami yugi: I said let me do the talking! **whomps yugi on the head**
Yugi:OW! All's I said was "hello"
Yami yugi: I don't care. Shut up. **whomps yugi again**
Kylie: **stares** okayyy.so let's get started shall we?
Yugi: o----
YY: **glares**
Yugi: **whimpers**
Eden: alright.so my first question is for yugi, do you ever scare people with those big scary eyes?
Yugi: errr..
YY: yes. He scares the hell outta me all the time...he's scarier than an angry Ra...and that is seriously saying something.
Kylie: I'm sure it is..now, Yugi, has anyone ever given you stilts for Christmas?
Yugi: well.um.
YY: yeah.I gave them to 'im last year..he never uses them though.you really should try them yugi you'll look taller.people can't call you a pipsqueak if you're tall. **coughs, though it sounds oddly like "pipsqueak"**
Yugi: I'm not a fuckin' pipsqueak dammit!! **fuses with yami yugi and stands on the coffee table in the middle of the stage** I will punish you all for calling me a pipsqueak!!!!! Mwahahahahhahahaha!
Vegata: **whispers to goku** how the hell did they do that? They didn't do a dance or use earrings or anything!
Goku: **shrugs** beats me..
Eden: hey! How'd you two get in here? This is supposed to be a yu-gi-oh fanfic! Not dragon ballz!! **turns into a SS3** FEEL MY WRATH!
Goku: ayeeeee!! Run for your lives!!! ***runs out of the back door**
Vegeta: I can take you on myself! I don't need that pride less Kakkorot anyways!
Eden: **beats the shit outta vegeta**
Vegeta: **runs out the backdoor** wait for me Kakkorot!!
Kylie and Tara: **mouths drop**
Tara: okay on with the show!
Kylie: **whispers to tara** did you see that? Eden kicked vegeta's ass.whoa I didn't know she was that strong...please don't tell her I stole her chocolate...she'll kill me! Blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Tara: will you shut up! back to the show.
Audience: **crickets chirp**
Fused yugis: **goes around to every member of the audience asking if they're malik** are you malik?
Person: no.
FYs: are you malik? Jounouchi: no yug. I'm not.
FYs: are you malik?
Malik: err.noooo..i'm namu. **cough cough**
FYs : **looks at namu suspiciously** oh..okay..**goes on to next person**
Tara: AHEM! I SAID BACK TO THE SHOW!
FYs: shhh!! Be vewy quiet! I'm huntin' malik!
Kylie: **goes up and grabs FYs and drags them onto the stage** Osuwari.
FYs: ***hit the floor with a devastating crash** owwww!
Goku: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhhh ***voice fades in and out as he runs in and back out again, closely followed by vegeta**
Vegeta: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhhh ***voice fades in and out as he runs in and back out again, closely followed by Eden**
Eden: come baCK HERE You little...
Kagome: **walks up to FYs** are you inu-yasha?
FYs: no.
Kagome: darn it I lost him again! **runs off yelling "inu-yasha!?!"**
Kylie: okay now that that is over lets get back to the show. No really.okay so yami what was it like being a pharaoh?
FYs: **un-fuse**
Yami yugi: well it was pretty weird.havin' the shadow realm threatening to destroy the world and all, but I sealed the powers away so I guess I was a hero. I was bad.. oh yeah. Bow to me! **does a dance**
Yugi: **shakes his head and mutters under his breath** baka..
YY: what did you just call me?
Yugi: nothing. **mutters again** baka.**cough**
YY: **glares at yugi** come hyah (Tatsu: hyah is the talk show woman form of here.) and say that to my face, bitch. Yugi: oh I know you did not just say that!
YY: so what if I did? Bitch.
Yugi: **snaps fingers and bobs head** don't go there girlfriend!
YY: you wanna start something?
Yugi: **cough** baka **cough**
YY: raaaah!!!!!!!feel MY wrath!!**Lunges at yugi**
Yugi: ahhhh!! **pulls YYs hair**
YY: you little!!
Goku: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Vegeta: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Eden: holD STILL You annoying....
Crowd: JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!
Kylie: well it seems we have a situation here so I think it's time to go.
Tara:so tune in next time for more outrageous interviews!
**quarreling is going on in background as people yell JERRY JERRY! And some of them clap***