Disclaimer ( I don't know if I need another one) -I don't own Harry
Potter..blah blah blah.
I am sorry that my last chapter was short, but this one will be longer. And, I figured out how Ron could be pregnant by himself, although that assessment was NOT necessary, Crazy Snow Kitten.
And, in this chapter, instead of these to express action * , my whole phrase will be in bold, like this. Chapter Two: A Sneaking Suspicion
Harry sat on the common room floor, doing yoga in the position of the downward dog. Hermione slammed open the door suddenly, to find Harry in a pink leotard in a very "awkward" position. Her head began to lurch forward as she covered her mouth and tried to run.
Harry: No! Wait! Hermione: Keep Away, you FUNNY MONKEY!!!!!! Harry: No, it's not like it seems...PLEASE!!!
And then, because it was all his fault, Hermione threw up all over his pinky suit of gayness. Harry started sobbing
Harry: But..this is SILK!!!!! How could you? Hermione, you know this is my FAVORITE material!!!! And the color, too!!! With that, Harry turned on his heel and skipped/sobbed to his dormitory. Hermione wiped her mouth, and headed in her own direction. The library. When she arrived, she strode over to the restricted section to look up a "book". Cackling evilly, she went into the corner, where her Minion, Draco Malfoy was waiting.
Draco: You know Hermione, people are going to find out your not REALLY reading in here soon. Hermione: Well, you are to blame too! Malfoy rolled his eyes. Draco: It is NOT my OPTION to be in here, mudblood. I should never have told you that I fantasized about Potter, with his muscular chest.. Hermione: SHUT UP!!!!! I AM NOT GAY LIKE YOU, MALFOY, AND I DO NOT WANT DESCRIPTIONS OF HOW YOU LIKE HIM!!!!! Draco: Mama told me I should never listen you! And with that, Draco sobbed/skipped back to the Slytherin common room.
Hermione exited the restricted section and went to look at porn, which was conveniently located near Hogwarts, A History. However, she had barely opened a male Playboy when Ron appeared.
Ron: Hi. How's things? Hermione: Ummm..I guess okay. (Hermione was VERY uncomfortable around her pregnant friend) Ron: My baby is coming in the first weeks of November! Tears start in Ron's eyes Hermione: Err.that's great. I guess. Hermione feels familiar swimming feeling in stomach Ron: Will you be his mother?
Hermione: Ron. You are not pregnant. At least I don't think so. When did you get a sex change? Ron: When I joined PETA. Hermione: PETA is for he protection of animals. Not sex changes. Ron: I wanted to be different Starts sobbing I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses!!! Hermione: How old were you when you joined PETA? Ron: 3, 428 years Hermione: That's not possible. You aren't even 16 yet. Ron: But.*Ron breaks into song*
I never thought I'd die alone.
Hermione: SHUT UP!!!!!! Singing a Blink 182 song is not going to answer ANYTHING!!! Ron: I am gay, Hermione, and I don't care if you think so or not Hermione: Okay, you are MAJORLY jumping topics here. Ron: Guys are SoOoOoOoO sexy... Hermione's head started lurching again Ron: Ohhh, Yeah. The chips started blowing before Hermione could stop them. She splattered her dinner all over Ron's leopard leotard. Ron: ICKY!!!!..But, not as icky as Heterosexual relationships
Hermione threw up again and again until she was sure there was nothing left in her system. But then Ron started again. How wrong she was. After throwing up EVERYWHERE in the castle (no offence, Lesley), Ron started to cry.
Ron: Hermione..you ate my BABY!!!! Ron skipped/sobbed to the boys dormitory.
Okay, that's all. I DO have an updated disclaimer, though.
I do not own..
PETA
Blink 182 Funny Monkeys ( I have to give credit to Hannah H., Amber D., Grant G., Sam N., Ben G. and Chris H.) Male Playboy magazines (if they even exist) The Gay/Lesbian Rights song Yoga and its various positions
I am sorry that my last chapter was short, but this one will be longer. And, I figured out how Ron could be pregnant by himself, although that assessment was NOT necessary, Crazy Snow Kitten.
And, in this chapter, instead of these to express action * , my whole phrase will be in bold, like this. Chapter Two: A Sneaking Suspicion
Harry sat on the common room floor, doing yoga in the position of the downward dog. Hermione slammed open the door suddenly, to find Harry in a pink leotard in a very "awkward" position. Her head began to lurch forward as she covered her mouth and tried to run.
Harry: No! Wait! Hermione: Keep Away, you FUNNY MONKEY!!!!!! Harry: No, it's not like it seems...PLEASE!!!
And then, because it was all his fault, Hermione threw up all over his pinky suit of gayness. Harry started sobbing
Harry: But..this is SILK!!!!! How could you? Hermione, you know this is my FAVORITE material!!!! And the color, too!!! With that, Harry turned on his heel and skipped/sobbed to his dormitory. Hermione wiped her mouth, and headed in her own direction. The library. When she arrived, she strode over to the restricted section to look up a "book". Cackling evilly, she went into the corner, where her Minion, Draco Malfoy was waiting.
Draco: You know Hermione, people are going to find out your not REALLY reading in here soon. Hermione: Well, you are to blame too! Malfoy rolled his eyes. Draco: It is NOT my OPTION to be in here, mudblood. I should never have told you that I fantasized about Potter, with his muscular chest.. Hermione: SHUT UP!!!!! I AM NOT GAY LIKE YOU, MALFOY, AND I DO NOT WANT DESCRIPTIONS OF HOW YOU LIKE HIM!!!!! Draco: Mama told me I should never listen you! And with that, Draco sobbed/skipped back to the Slytherin common room.
Hermione exited the restricted section and went to look at porn, which was conveniently located near Hogwarts, A History. However, she had barely opened a male Playboy when Ron appeared.
Ron: Hi. How's things? Hermione: Ummm..I guess okay. (Hermione was VERY uncomfortable around her pregnant friend) Ron: My baby is coming in the first weeks of November! Tears start in Ron's eyes Hermione: Err.that's great. I guess. Hermione feels familiar swimming feeling in stomach Ron: Will you be his mother?
Hermione: Ron. You are not pregnant. At least I don't think so. When did you get a sex change? Ron: When I joined PETA. Hermione: PETA is for he protection of animals. Not sex changes. Ron: I wanted to be different Starts sobbing I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses!!! Hermione: How old were you when you joined PETA? Ron: 3, 428 years Hermione: That's not possible. You aren't even 16 yet. Ron: But.*Ron breaks into song*
I never thought I'd die alone.
Hermione: SHUT UP!!!!!! Singing a Blink 182 song is not going to answer ANYTHING!!! Ron: I am gay, Hermione, and I don't care if you think so or not Hermione: Okay, you are MAJORLY jumping topics here. Ron: Guys are SoOoOoOoO sexy... Hermione's head started lurching again Ron: Ohhh, Yeah. The chips started blowing before Hermione could stop them. She splattered her dinner all over Ron's leopard leotard. Ron: ICKY!!!!..But, not as icky as Heterosexual relationships
Hermione threw up again and again until she was sure there was nothing left in her system. But then Ron started again. How wrong she was. After throwing up EVERYWHERE in the castle (no offence, Lesley), Ron started to cry.
Ron: Hermione..you ate my BABY!!!! Ron skipped/sobbed to the boys dormitory.
Okay, that's all. I DO have an updated disclaimer, though.
I do not own..
PETA
Blink 182 Funny Monkeys ( I have to give credit to Hannah H., Amber D., Grant G., Sam N., Ben G. and Chris H.) Male Playboy magazines (if they even exist) The Gay/Lesbian Rights song Yoga and its various positions