Disclaimer: i do not own them, no really i don't. I'm not just saying this to make the other people who don't own them feel better because i am one of those people.

now i've confused you all here is a parody of Barenaked ladies One week try and think of what happens between the goul'd and the sg1 team as a "relationship"
It's been one week since you shot at me
Cocked your zat to stun and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Try world domination, then come back and see me
Three days since the Asguard thing
I realized it's all my fault, but daren't tell you
Yesterday you'd scowled at me
But it'll still be two days till I can go fishing
Hold it now and watch the Pyramid
As I make you hurt, think.
You'll think you're lookin' at the Asguard
I summon thor to the door,
Although I like the Stargate more
I like the alien dudes'cause they never touched a zat gun
Hot like the sun when I bust docs meds
Big like LeAnn Rhimes head
Becasue im all about guns
Bert Kaempfort's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
But I gone none only sarcasm.
Gonna make you break and take a fake,
I'd like to take a stinkin' achin' god down
I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The travel sickness is gonna grow
Cause its so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I'm meanna be diplomatic
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a goul'd funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I have the tendancy to wear my diplomacy on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you glared at me
Threw your arms in the air and said i surrender
Five days since you tackled me,
I've still got the device burns on both my hands
It's been three days since the space ship room
You realized its not a technical fault, not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd stared me,
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
Hickity Hathor the Egyptian goddess
Have a kiss and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Alien Man's in this one
Like Han Solo I'm gettin busted
Like Luke Skywalker, I'm trusted
Like Caffiene, guaranteed to perk ya up
Like Jackie Chan, I do cool stunts
Okay I dont do high kicks,
But if I did, they'd really hurt me
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with good grips,
Just so my irons aren't always flying off through the event horrison
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom magic moves
That make me shout out phrases
How can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to snarl though I feel glad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have the tendancy to wear my Diplomacy on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you shot at me
Cocked your zat to stun and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Try world domination, then come back and see me
Three days since the Asguard thing
I realized it's all my fault, but daren't tell you
Yesterday you'd scowled at me
But it'll still be two days till I can go fishing
But it'll still be two days till I can go fishing
But it'll still be two days till I can go fishing
Amercian senate, home of Senator Mickenssey
i have two more waiting if someone really nice reviews me i'll put it up