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Ode to a stargate: Reach for the stars (or gate in this case) by s club 7 (yes i know... *feels unclean*)
When the Earth, leaves you feeling blue
You can dial me up, I will open up for you
When it seems, all your friends and colleagues
Are a million miles away, I will Transport you

We got to all stick together
Good friends can fire for each other
Never ever forget, that I'll cover you and
You'll cover me, so
Reach for the Stars, climb every alien mountain and
Reach for the stars, follow your kidnapped wifes trail
Reach for the stars, and when the event horrison's shining
over you, that's when your hopes will all come true

There's a place, waiting just for you
It's an Egyptian place, That we call Aby-dos
Fly away, swim the ocean worlds blue
Dive from that open road, leave the enemy behind you

Don't stop gotta keep moving
Your enemies maybe nearing
Never ever forget, that I'll cover you and
You'll cover me, so
Reach for the Stars, climb every alien mountain and
Reach for the stars, follow your kidnapped wifes trail
Reach for the stars, and when the event horrison's shining
over you, that's when your hopes will all come true

Don't believe in all that the intelligence have told
The skys the limit you can reach the goul'd
No-one knows just what the future holds
There ain't nothing you can't claim
There's a whole world blame!
I said reach

Climb every Pyramid (reach)
Reach for the DHV (reach)
Follow that Event Horrison, and your hopes will all come true
Reach for the Stars, climb every alien mountain and
Reach for the stars, follow your Kidnapped wifes trail
Reach for the stars, and when that event horrison's shining
over you, that's when your hopes will all come true