Disclaimer: I don't own Excel Saga. I merely decided to collect the series. Everyone in this fic is an Excel Saga Character, except Ecir Sirhc. By the way, thanks for the reviews.
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Scroll is laid out:
KR Disclaimer: I, Koshi Rikdo, hereby pledge, in the event that "Excel Saga" is made into a fanfic, that I have given the author full authority over it's contents, etc., and that I will not complain, protest, condemn, or file charges. (Not really.)
Koshi Rikdo
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Scene changes to that of the opening.
Sore wa ai ja nai
Ai wa sore ja nai
Ashite iru kedo aisarete wa inai
Kesshite ai ja nai
Ketsu wa ai ja nai
Aisaretai keredo motometari wa shinai
Kono mi sasagete inochi antedate
Wakime mo furazu tada hitasura ni
Damashite sukashite yokohairi
Tanin o fumitaoshi keri o kamasite
Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite!
Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite!
Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite!
Tonzura koite!
Banana no kawa de korondemo
Sore wa subete ano kata no tame
Stiite iu nara sore wa kitto
Ai to iu na no chuuseishin.
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-The camera starts off with the Great Will of Macrocosm again.-
GWoM: Continue. We will start the story from the cut off point.
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-Screen fades to the Harvest Moon Library, where Excel is pounding away at Mary's computer. The poor librarian is cowering in the corner, while Hyatt is dead at her feet.-
Excel: Oh, please, show Excel the route to find this Rob Shnider guy.
Hyatt: But Ecir Sirhc wouldn't be easily found that way, would he?
Mary: EEK! The dead girl talked!!
Excel: Well, of course, silly! She is only written to be dead.
Hyatt: Did you find any results yet?
Excel: -Typing away- AHA! 1,500,000,000 results on the disappearance of Ro--er Ecir Sirhc. Let's go one random result at a time. -Excel clicks on the first hyperlink, showing the same image that Illpalazo showed on projector.- Hey, this is the guy! Excel found him! Excel found him!!
Hyatt: -clapping on floor- How wonderful!
-Just then, Jack, the farmer, bursts into the library.-
Jack: I have come to save you, Mary! -He pulls out a Golden Axe and hacks away at the computer.-
Excel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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-Screen flashes to Commercial Break Screen- (Board with a Kanji symbol)
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-Screen flashes to Nabashin finishing off his pizza, then burping.-
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-Screen flashes to Pedro, running away from GWoM-
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-Screen flashes to Excel's Apartment, where Excel and Hyatt have been blasted out of Harvest Moon's game world. Menchi, whom was celebrating up until then, runs back into her flower jar.-
Excel: Oh, brother. To think that an inanimate object forced Excel and Hat-chan as animate objects out of it's area.
Hyatt: At least we found out why the man Ecir Sirhc disappeared, didn't we?
Excel: Oh, yeah! Excel forgot all about that. They said it was on the website www.Imafakewebpage. COM, right? We'll see what we can find there at the real library tomorrow!
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-Flash to Illpalazzo's back room, where Watanabe's finishing up on his repairs of Episode 4's game.-
Watanabe: I somehow feel complete. Maybe I'll play this game a bit.
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-Flash to Illpalazzo's main lair-
LI: I wonder how Hyatt and Excel are doing on this case…Knowing Excel, something's bound to go wrong, but then Hyatt is also on the case. Who knows? Maybe one mission will actually be 'successful' just before the ending credits?
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Fade to black screen:
Today's mission.…
Today's Mission….
Mission…….Failed!
Mission………Failed!
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Screen moves right slightly as Menchi enter a spotlight. She howls to some music while a translator appears in the lower right hand corner.
Kizuiteta ano hi kara
Anata ga chikazuite kita wake
Hagotae no yawarakai
Kono mi ga anata no okonomi to
Ue ni taeteru hitomi ni
Kono mi wa dou utsuru
Shokusu nara hitoomoi ni
Oniku ga kataku naranu you ni.
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Menchi is grabbed out of the spotlight by Excel's arm.