A/N: Hey guys, i know that Arthur lives in England and that the world

was blown up in the 80's. The entire point of this story was to rave

about what doesn't make sense in the world, which is a big part of the

books too. Since i don't live in England i don't know what doesn't

make sense there, therefore i can't write about it. So i switched

Arthur's house to the US just so i could complain about our government

and what it's been doing lately. Sorry for the inconvience.

~angeleyez