Why Won't She Die?
Disclaimer: We DO NOT own Gundam Wing so there!!
WS: SWEET!! We got reviewers!! Ya!! Plus 1 flame!!
Amy: *grumbles* Ok! Who ever was the Anonymous reviewer that called our fic a piece of crap is a..
WS: Anyone who does not like swearing.... plus skip the next line!
Amy: A Fucking piece of shit that has no fucking life and is a coward to put his/her own fucking name in the review!! And for your information!! Our OC is not neither of us!! Who has black hair with red and blue streaks?!!! HUH?! Nither of us!! Unlike you, we acutally have the guts to post such a fic so you can kiss my ass and go to hell!! I like flamers who aren't chickens to actually leave their e-mails or sign in and for that, all you flamers, I give you my respect for no being a coward!! *burns review*
WS: *sweatdrop* Anyways specials thanks goes out to Guardian Storm Demon, Shini-girl Kit, chibidark angel, S'Dae Alainn Cambria, darkmagic, Wyvern and sagesumi for being our lovely reviewers!! For those reviewers who had submitted a character, we have accepted ALL of your OCs and they will be in our fic! For those of you who would like to still be in our fic, go back to chapter 1 and use the form there! K?
Amy: And Reviewers are more than welcome!! If you don't our fic then leave! Ok? Good!
WS: I think my co-author is over reacting!
WS [added in]: P.S. darkmagic's and Wyvern's characters will be introduced in the next chappie!! Sorry!! [I added you ppl after we wrote the chappie!! Amy was too lazy to check for any new reviews]
Amy: *hits WS with a pillow* *an all out no rules pillow fight breaks out* On with the fic!!
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Downtown on Colony X-1867994
Fourteen year old Storm sighed as sixteen year old Sian Evans rambled on and on about something. All so really heard was something about setting up Duo and Heero but that was basically it. Storm's and Sian's cell phones rang in unison. "Hello?" they both answered as Storm brushed away her dark brown hair. "Hey Storm my lil sister! Hey Sian! Duo here!! Are you two in place?" he asked eagerly. "Yup!" replied Sian cheerfully. They were in a back alley and Relena was about to come out any time. They were going to kidnap her. "Well, you to better be careful!" came another voice through the phone.
"Hi Xuan!" piped Sian. "Hi," he replied. "She's going to be out in about 1 minute. Hilary is already in place with the truck." [Amy: Hilary is our oc in the last chappie!] Storm turned her head to her right to see a black van parked. Hilary waved at them. She too, was on her phone. "As soon as she comes out, grab her and dump her in my truck! Ok?" said Hilary filing her nail. "OK!" yelled Sian causing Xuan, Hilary, and Storm to drop their phones.
"She's coming!" hissed Xuan as he cut the connection. Everyone got into place. Relena walked out of the building onto the darken silent streets. "Oh Heero!" she cried. As soon as she said that, Storm and Sian grabbed Relena, gagged her and threw her into the truck as Hilary hit the gas. "HHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" screamed Relena causing the truck to shake. Storm punched Relena in the face, shutting her up.
Sian tied Relena up and gagged and blinded her. They meet up with Xuan and Duo on Earth. Aka Toronto, Ontario, Canada, North America, Earth. They had brought her to their secret location just outside of Toronto. They were in the middle of no where. Hilary shoved Relena outside. Xuan pulled out his gun and took aim and fired. Relena fell to the ground dead. "Ok Duo! You can do the grave digging!" said Hilary as he handed him a shove. "Why me?????" he whined. "Ya! Why him?" asked Sian.
"Fine, both of you can do it!" declared Hilary as she walked away with a snickering Storm and Xuan. "NO FAIR!" they both cried in unison. Duo and Sian eventually buried Relena but no after having an all out dirt fight! "Let's see what's on television," said Storm as she turned on the tv now that they were in the mansion which Quatre had provided for them.
The news man appeared. "Now in further stories, Vice Foreign Minister Darlian will be visiting Rome, Italy for another peace conference," he announced. Everyone snickered. "Like that's going to happen!" said Duo rolling his eyes when he said Relena on television........ LIVE. "I will be travelling to Rome to further continue peace talks," she announced. Hilary fell off her chair, along with Duo, and Sian. Storm was O_o and so was Xuan.
"We just killed her!" yelled Sian. "Duh! I shoot her! My aim is accurate to 100% of a unit! I'm even better than Heero!" said Xuan. After further discussion, they agreed that they would all head to Rome to finish off Relena, for good but they would need the assistance of Dorothy...........
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Dorothy lead Relena to the center of her mansion. Dorothy was now a member of the 'Lena Slayers. She had to bite her tongue from laughing. Outside her mansion was all five gundam pilots, Xuan, Hilary, Sian, and Storm. Quatre was on a speed bike outside waitin' for her. "Relena. It appears that Heero......." "Heero's what?? Tell me what happened!!" she yelled. Dorothy smirked inwardly. "Heero's apparently been sent on another suicide mission," answered Dorothy before she broke in a run for the door. Relena was shocked. She couldn't believe it! It couldn't be!!
Dorothy burst outside and got on the speed bike. "Move it Quatre!" commanded Dorothy. Quatre hit the gas and zoomed out of there as fast as the bike could go.
Relena began to panic and said the only thing on her mind......
Duo and Storm and Sian laughed at an angry Wufei. They were really asking for it! Sian was laughing so hard that her stomach hurt. Wufei drew his katana and was about to hurt them but stopped when he said Quatre and Dorothy. They were a good 10 miles away from the mansion but had a GREAT view.
Back to Relena........ Relena opened her mouth and........ "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????? ??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The walls of the building shook and collapsed. The building came crashing down on Relena and she died instantly.
Three Hours Later..........
They had salvage through the wreck and found Relena's body. They brought it back to the secret hideout and buried it next to the other Relena. Ever stuttered at the thought of two Relenas! "Well at least they're both dead!" exclaimed Quatre kicking the grave. "Heero, are you sure there was only one Relena?" asked Xuan nervously. "Hai."
"Guys, um........ Relena's on TV, and she's um......... alive," she squeaked.
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WS: Yes I know this wasn't really funny but it's a start!
Amy: We'll try to update as often as we can, homework and trip permitting!
WS: SWEET!! I'm going on a 3 day trip!!!!!! YA!!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
WS: Please R&R!!
Amy: Thankies!!
WS: P.S. Sorry if we forgot some reviewers!! We typed this up on Saturday but I was on a 3 day trip so I didn't get to post it when I wanted to! Sorry! .
Disclaimer: We DO NOT own Gundam Wing so there!!
WS: SWEET!! We got reviewers!! Ya!! Plus 1 flame!!
Amy: *grumbles* Ok! Who ever was the Anonymous reviewer that called our fic a piece of crap is a..
WS: Anyone who does not like swearing.... plus skip the next line!
Amy: A Fucking piece of shit that has no fucking life and is a coward to put his/her own fucking name in the review!! And for your information!! Our OC is not neither of us!! Who has black hair with red and blue streaks?!!! HUH?! Nither of us!! Unlike you, we acutally have the guts to post such a fic so you can kiss my ass and go to hell!! I like flamers who aren't chickens to actually leave their e-mails or sign in and for that, all you flamers, I give you my respect for no being a coward!! *burns review*
WS: *sweatdrop* Anyways specials thanks goes out to Guardian Storm Demon, Shini-girl Kit, chibidark angel, S'Dae Alainn Cambria, darkmagic, Wyvern and sagesumi for being our lovely reviewers!! For those reviewers who had submitted a character, we have accepted ALL of your OCs and they will be in our fic! For those of you who would like to still be in our fic, go back to chapter 1 and use the form there! K?
Amy: And Reviewers are more than welcome!! If you don't our fic then leave! Ok? Good!
WS: I think my co-author is over reacting!
WS [added in]: P.S. darkmagic's and Wyvern's characters will be introduced in the next chappie!! Sorry!! [I added you ppl after we wrote the chappie!! Amy was too lazy to check for any new reviews]
Amy: *hits WS with a pillow* *an all out no rules pillow fight breaks out* On with the fic!!
~*~
Downtown on Colony X-1867994
Fourteen year old Storm sighed as sixteen year old Sian Evans rambled on and on about something. All so really heard was something about setting up Duo and Heero but that was basically it. Storm's and Sian's cell phones rang in unison. "Hello?" they both answered as Storm brushed away her dark brown hair. "Hey Storm my lil sister! Hey Sian! Duo here!! Are you two in place?" he asked eagerly. "Yup!" replied Sian cheerfully. They were in a back alley and Relena was about to come out any time. They were going to kidnap her. "Well, you to better be careful!" came another voice through the phone.
"Hi Xuan!" piped Sian. "Hi," he replied. "She's going to be out in about 1 minute. Hilary is already in place with the truck." [Amy: Hilary is our oc in the last chappie!] Storm turned her head to her right to see a black van parked. Hilary waved at them. She too, was on her phone. "As soon as she comes out, grab her and dump her in my truck! Ok?" said Hilary filing her nail. "OK!" yelled Sian causing Xuan, Hilary, and Storm to drop their phones.
"She's coming!" hissed Xuan as he cut the connection. Everyone got into place. Relena walked out of the building onto the darken silent streets. "Oh Heero!" she cried. As soon as she said that, Storm and Sian grabbed Relena, gagged her and threw her into the truck as Hilary hit the gas. "HHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" screamed Relena causing the truck to shake. Storm punched Relena in the face, shutting her up.
Sian tied Relena up and gagged and blinded her. They meet up with Xuan and Duo on Earth. Aka Toronto, Ontario, Canada, North America, Earth. They had brought her to their secret location just outside of Toronto. They were in the middle of no where. Hilary shoved Relena outside. Xuan pulled out his gun and took aim and fired. Relena fell to the ground dead. "Ok Duo! You can do the grave digging!" said Hilary as he handed him a shove. "Why me?????" he whined. "Ya! Why him?" asked Sian.
"Fine, both of you can do it!" declared Hilary as she walked away with a snickering Storm and Xuan. "NO FAIR!" they both cried in unison. Duo and Sian eventually buried Relena but no after having an all out dirt fight! "Let's see what's on television," said Storm as she turned on the tv now that they were in the mansion which Quatre had provided for them.
The news man appeared. "Now in further stories, Vice Foreign Minister Darlian will be visiting Rome, Italy for another peace conference," he announced. Everyone snickered. "Like that's going to happen!" said Duo rolling his eyes when he said Relena on television........ LIVE. "I will be travelling to Rome to further continue peace talks," she announced. Hilary fell off her chair, along with Duo, and Sian. Storm was O_o and so was Xuan.
"We just killed her!" yelled Sian. "Duh! I shoot her! My aim is accurate to 100% of a unit! I'm even better than Heero!" said Xuan. After further discussion, they agreed that they would all head to Rome to finish off Relena, for good but they would need the assistance of Dorothy...........
~*~
Dorothy lead Relena to the center of her mansion. Dorothy was now a member of the 'Lena Slayers. She had to bite her tongue from laughing. Outside her mansion was all five gundam pilots, Xuan, Hilary, Sian, and Storm. Quatre was on a speed bike outside waitin' for her. "Relena. It appears that Heero......." "Heero's what?? Tell me what happened!!" she yelled. Dorothy smirked inwardly. "Heero's apparently been sent on another suicide mission," answered Dorothy before she broke in a run for the door. Relena was shocked. She couldn't believe it! It couldn't be!!
Dorothy burst outside and got on the speed bike. "Move it Quatre!" commanded Dorothy. Quatre hit the gas and zoomed out of there as fast as the bike could go.
Relena began to panic and said the only thing on her mind......
Duo and Storm and Sian laughed at an angry Wufei. They were really asking for it! Sian was laughing so hard that her stomach hurt. Wufei drew his katana and was about to hurt them but stopped when he said Quatre and Dorothy. They were a good 10 miles away from the mansion but had a GREAT view.
Back to Relena........ Relena opened her mouth and........ "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????? ??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The walls of the building shook and collapsed. The building came crashing down on Relena and she died instantly.
Three Hours Later..........
They had salvage through the wreck and found Relena's body. They brought it back to the secret hideout and buried it next to the other Relena. Ever stuttered at the thought of two Relenas! "Well at least they're both dead!" exclaimed Quatre kicking the grave. "Heero, are you sure there was only one Relena?" asked Xuan nervously. "Hai."
"Guys, um........ Relena's on TV, and she's um......... alive," she squeaked.
~*~
WS: Yes I know this wasn't really funny but it's a start!
Amy: We'll try to update as often as we can, homework and trip permitting!
WS: SWEET!! I'm going on a 3 day trip!!!!!! YA!!!!
Amy: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
WS: Please R&R!!
Amy: Thankies!!
WS: P.S. Sorry if we forgot some reviewers!! We typed this up on Saturday but I was on a 3 day trip so I didn't get to post it when I wanted to! Sorry! .