Drabble: The aftermath of another invasion.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the potatoes. You cannot have them as I am a poor student and I quite like potatoes.
A/N: Contains very bad pun, you have been warned.
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Potato
After a well-deserved cup of tea, the Doctor found the Brigadier outside with a troop of soldiers busily taking to pieces what remained of the fiendish Tog-wog's plan to annihilate Earth. He was surprised to find that they were destroying their enemy's greatest weapon.
"Well, Brigadier, I'm glad you're showing some sense. I'd have thought you would have wanted to discover how the Tog-wog's managed to create their fiendish bombs using only seven potato guns and a pinch of salt," said the Doctor.
"Normally, I would Doctor, but the UN feels differently. I'm afraid they've outlawed weapons of mash destruction."
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Disclaimer: I own nothing but the potatoes. You cannot have them as I am a poor student and I quite like potatoes.
A/N: Contains very bad pun, you have been warned.
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Potato
After a well-deserved cup of tea, the Doctor found the Brigadier outside with a troop of soldiers busily taking to pieces what remained of the fiendish Tog-wog's plan to annihilate Earth. He was surprised to find that they were destroying their enemy's greatest weapon.
"Well, Brigadier, I'm glad you're showing some sense. I'd have thought you would have wanted to discover how the Tog-wog's managed to create their fiendish bombs using only seven potato guns and a pinch of salt," said the Doctor.
"Normally, I would Doctor, but the UN feels differently. I'm afraid they've outlawed weapons of mash destruction."
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