A Sponge Named Bob
There once was a Sponge named Bob,
Who cleaned plates that held,
Corn on the cob.

He was content,
Even though he was not payed,
Even a cent,
With his job.

But one day he saw,
On the human TV,
A sponge living' down in the sea.
How jealous was he,
Of this sponge, on TV,
And he set off in search of a boat.

'My new name is Bob' thought that sponge,
Who cleaned plates that held,
Corn on the Cob.
'Not Spongebob, just Bob'
And set off to sea.

He thought of ideas,
To get to the bottom,
The not so teeny,
Bikini Bottom.
He wouldn't be a weenie,
And go to the hut.

He wouldn't also
Rip his pants,
And expose his butt.

He made it you see,
Under the sea,
And maybe if you are lucky,
Just like me,
You will see,
Under the sea,
The sponge named Bob,
TEE HEE HEE!

-S.S.