Author's note: Oops….I, personally, liked that last chapter. No, not the Harry's unpleasant bloody death, but the whole death by hygienic freak…. Hehehehehe….

I have a cruel sense of humor…..

Any who… On with the show! I mean, story..

Chapter Four The Sign

          Harry was still on the train. He had just fallen asleep. The relief came to him in waves. He hadn't been shot, neither Hermione. It was just a dream. A strange, very creepy dream.

          The teenagers and the little boy were gone. The old man was still sleeping in the corner, but that was it.

          Something was poking him. Harry glanced over his shoulder to find a little girl. No more than three, it was obvious that she had decided that her "teddy" was no longer interesting to her on that long ride. She had her strawberry blonde hair in cute little pigtails and a light blue jumper on. On the bib of the jumper read Victoria .

          "hello, Victoria." Said Harry looking down.

          "heeeeeeeggggggalllll" gurgled Victoria. She then stood on the seat and gave a sloppy kiss to Harry's elbow.

          Then the train came to a sudden halt. "Chipping Sodbury, next stop, Bristol." Chimed the crackly voice of the intercom.

          Harry got up, but not after pinching himself just to make sure he wasn't dreaming. He picked up his bag, his tennis racket, and his potato light bulb and walked out of the train.

          There, Hermione was waiting on a bench, of course, reading a book, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, which is the best ever! 

          "Hermione?"

          "Harry! I'm so glad to see you! How have you been? Was the ride long?"

          "Hey! I'm fine, you? And no, the ride wasn't that long."

          "it's so great to see you!!!! I've been doing nothing but reading, and my vocabulary has extended so much, I have to try to keep my words down!"

          "uh, interesting."

          "oh Harry, my cousin is visiting too, my parents are waiting in the car."

          As they started for the exit, Harry glanced at one of the ads. It said "Beware! I'll kill you tomorrow!".

          Harry blinked, rubbed his eyes, and looked at the sign again it read, "Use Tic Tacs! She'll kiss you for it!".

          Harry walked off assuming that he was tired.

Now, you must be wondering about the freaky tic tac sign, or possibly what's for lunch, I don't care what your wondering about! Anyways… now you will have to wait until next time for…….

The twilight zone!

I mean, the conclusion to the idiotic story that I am writing that will probably always end in cliff-hangers and you will never know the end !

~ Peace in the Middle East! ~