As always I do bag with love..... Have I mentioned I love Mutant X? I know
we are all frustrated with this war going on. Even ace gets frustrated.
Did I just call myself ace? I am such a fing loser-hope someone gets a
chuckle off this, writing outrageous MX fics is my stress reliever. Okay I
am getting to mush mush *slams a drink* Chapter 4 is on.......oh and thanks
guys for reviewing, I do love those too even tho I won't admit....I just
did didn't I? *slams a drink*
Adam had a hard time catching up with Brennan. He really needs to get out more. He had to stop every few steps to catch his breath.
Finally he stepped outside the back of sanctuary and found Brennan pissing in the pool. Instantaneously the pool froze entirely to solid ice.
Adam ran behind Brennan and tried to cover him with a blanket.
"Are you okay Brennan?" Shouted Adam.
"I am fine Adam, I think. I guess I had to get it out of my system."
"You better be, lets go scan you again, we are not a team without you."
"Fuck off Adam, I am not stripping down to my shorts for one of your perverted scans. Besides, I already know Mutant X ain't shit without me." Brennan said obnoxiously.
"Wow Brennan, you read me like a book!" Adam couldn't help but laugh.
Shalimar wasn't far behind. The moment she hit the outside she lifted her nose up in the air and growled. She sprinted to Brennan knocking him into the frozen pool. She leaped on top of him pinning him underneath her as they slid to the center of the pool. She began licking Brennan's face.
"Damn Shalimar get the f*** off me. Your breath is rank!" Brennan said swatting at her like she was a mosquito sucking his blood.
Jesse and Emma were not far behind either as they came out the rear of sanctuary. Emma had a can of air freshener in her hand releasing its contents behind them as they ran. Jesse had his cape covered in shit covering his massive boner but ripped it off from the nauseating smell.
"Brennan are you okay?" Yelled Emma as her and Jesse ran to his side. They both slipped on the ice too and Jesse tried to be cool and brace Emma but ended up landing right on top of her. As usual she was wearing a skirt and no panties and Jesse's boner stuck her good.
Emma and Jesse's eyes both got wide as they looked into each other's. Jesse blushed and started to get up but Emma smiled and grabbed his face into a big wet kiss.
"JESSE GET OFF EMMA and help Brennan!" Demanded Adam.
Brennan pushed Shalimar off of him and stood up. She was a persistent one; she came up behind him and began humping his leg.
"Hello Jesse, get this bitch off me!" Brennan said getting agitated.
Jesse pulled from Emma's sweet kiss and mumbled to Brennan without looking at him "You're the great Brennan Mulwray, get her off yourself!"
Emma got pissed and sent a blast to Shalimar knocking her out. She noticed how fast Shalimar was humping Brennan's leg and the drool coming from her mouth. Her tongue was sticking out panting and it was brownish.
"I don't know why everyone thinks she is more attractive then me, she is so gross!" Emma said looking back at Jesse hoping he would agree.
Jesse and Emma looked at each other again funny. Jesse's boner had disappeared.
"Ahh Adam, I thought you said my erection would last 48 hours?" Jesse questioned.
"Not when you are in severe cold temperatures!" Adam said getting frustrated.
"Some other time?" Emma whispered into Jesse's ear as he got off her and helped her up.
Brennan suddenly began convulsing as if he was being electrocuted. He fell to the ground in a mad violent spasm.
Emma and Jesse slid clumsily over to him.
"BRENNAN!" cried Emma.
Brennan abruptly stopped and began to laugh.
"Why the hell did you just pretend you were convulsing?" Jesse demanded to know in fury.
"I don't know Jes, I just feel I need to do it every other week. I know it is gay but since I am doing it that makes it cool. Some people must think it is sexy! By the way nice costume!" Brennan said smirking slapping Jesse on the cheek and walking off the pool.
"Anyone up for ice skating?" Questioned Emma seeing that Brennan had one up on Jesse again.
"What about Shal?"
"Oh we can just skate around her." Emma said smiling tugging at her hair batting her eyes.
All of the sudden, Proxy Blue came over the speaker system outside "WARNING WARNING intruder Adam intruder! Take Cover!"
"I thought Proxy Blue got canned Adam? What is she doing here?" Inquired Brennan as an ice blue color flickered in his eyes.
"I did can her, this must be serious. You guys take care of business!" Adam said looking around.
"Adam we can't go on a mission now, our powers are mutating!" Emma said.
"Damn it Emma stop wining and do your job it comes first. Besides we always win the battle at the end. Mutant X can't be beat." Adam cursed.
"What are you going to do Adam?" Asked Emma.
"What the hell else would I do I am going to find a good hiding spot!" Adam said running off into the bushes.
"You guys smell that?" Said Shalimar lifting herself up off the cold ice. *sniff sniff* "I smell a skank. Oh Emma there you are!" Growled Shalimar.
"Oh hey Shal, I....I didn't mean to blast you. My powers are mutating too it was an accident." Emma protested. She was going to get her ass kicked and she knew it.
"I will deal with you later, who is this intruder? Ashlocke?" Shalimar questioned Adam but he was no where around so she looked at the next best thing, Brennan.
"No Shal we killed Ashlocke." Mumbled Brennan.
"Eckhart?" Asked Jesse.
"No Jesse Eckhart has been MIA all season."
"Aliens? Magic Bubbles? Ancient Egyptians? You name it we can fight it. I am running out of ideas Bren." Said Shalimar shrugging her shoulders.
"Yeah your not the only one around her running out of "ideas" said Brennan smirking and winking at the camera.
TBC Who is the intruder? Who cares? Did you guys know MX had a pool? They read my fics *we are like this* so they will have one in Season III MARK MY WORDS lol. Please review cause I like but if not I always carry on anyway!
Adam had a hard time catching up with Brennan. He really needs to get out more. He had to stop every few steps to catch his breath.
Finally he stepped outside the back of sanctuary and found Brennan pissing in the pool. Instantaneously the pool froze entirely to solid ice.
Adam ran behind Brennan and tried to cover him with a blanket.
"Are you okay Brennan?" Shouted Adam.
"I am fine Adam, I think. I guess I had to get it out of my system."
"You better be, lets go scan you again, we are not a team without you."
"Fuck off Adam, I am not stripping down to my shorts for one of your perverted scans. Besides, I already know Mutant X ain't shit without me." Brennan said obnoxiously.
"Wow Brennan, you read me like a book!" Adam couldn't help but laugh.
Shalimar wasn't far behind. The moment she hit the outside she lifted her nose up in the air and growled. She sprinted to Brennan knocking him into the frozen pool. She leaped on top of him pinning him underneath her as they slid to the center of the pool. She began licking Brennan's face.
"Damn Shalimar get the f*** off me. Your breath is rank!" Brennan said swatting at her like she was a mosquito sucking his blood.
Jesse and Emma were not far behind either as they came out the rear of sanctuary. Emma had a can of air freshener in her hand releasing its contents behind them as they ran. Jesse had his cape covered in shit covering his massive boner but ripped it off from the nauseating smell.
"Brennan are you okay?" Yelled Emma as her and Jesse ran to his side. They both slipped on the ice too and Jesse tried to be cool and brace Emma but ended up landing right on top of her. As usual she was wearing a skirt and no panties and Jesse's boner stuck her good.
Emma and Jesse's eyes both got wide as they looked into each other's. Jesse blushed and started to get up but Emma smiled and grabbed his face into a big wet kiss.
"JESSE GET OFF EMMA and help Brennan!" Demanded Adam.
Brennan pushed Shalimar off of him and stood up. She was a persistent one; she came up behind him and began humping his leg.
"Hello Jesse, get this bitch off me!" Brennan said getting agitated.
Jesse pulled from Emma's sweet kiss and mumbled to Brennan without looking at him "You're the great Brennan Mulwray, get her off yourself!"
Emma got pissed and sent a blast to Shalimar knocking her out. She noticed how fast Shalimar was humping Brennan's leg and the drool coming from her mouth. Her tongue was sticking out panting and it was brownish.
"I don't know why everyone thinks she is more attractive then me, she is so gross!" Emma said looking back at Jesse hoping he would agree.
Jesse and Emma looked at each other again funny. Jesse's boner had disappeared.
"Ahh Adam, I thought you said my erection would last 48 hours?" Jesse questioned.
"Not when you are in severe cold temperatures!" Adam said getting frustrated.
"Some other time?" Emma whispered into Jesse's ear as he got off her and helped her up.
Brennan suddenly began convulsing as if he was being electrocuted. He fell to the ground in a mad violent spasm.
Emma and Jesse slid clumsily over to him.
"BRENNAN!" cried Emma.
Brennan abruptly stopped and began to laugh.
"Why the hell did you just pretend you were convulsing?" Jesse demanded to know in fury.
"I don't know Jes, I just feel I need to do it every other week. I know it is gay but since I am doing it that makes it cool. Some people must think it is sexy! By the way nice costume!" Brennan said smirking slapping Jesse on the cheek and walking off the pool.
"Anyone up for ice skating?" Questioned Emma seeing that Brennan had one up on Jesse again.
"What about Shal?"
"Oh we can just skate around her." Emma said smiling tugging at her hair batting her eyes.
All of the sudden, Proxy Blue came over the speaker system outside "WARNING WARNING intruder Adam intruder! Take Cover!"
"I thought Proxy Blue got canned Adam? What is she doing here?" Inquired Brennan as an ice blue color flickered in his eyes.
"I did can her, this must be serious. You guys take care of business!" Adam said looking around.
"Adam we can't go on a mission now, our powers are mutating!" Emma said.
"Damn it Emma stop wining and do your job it comes first. Besides we always win the battle at the end. Mutant X can't be beat." Adam cursed.
"What are you going to do Adam?" Asked Emma.
"What the hell else would I do I am going to find a good hiding spot!" Adam said running off into the bushes.
"You guys smell that?" Said Shalimar lifting herself up off the cold ice. *sniff sniff* "I smell a skank. Oh Emma there you are!" Growled Shalimar.
"Oh hey Shal, I....I didn't mean to blast you. My powers are mutating too it was an accident." Emma protested. She was going to get her ass kicked and she knew it.
"I will deal with you later, who is this intruder? Ashlocke?" Shalimar questioned Adam but he was no where around so she looked at the next best thing, Brennan.
"No Shal we killed Ashlocke." Mumbled Brennan.
"Eckhart?" Asked Jesse.
"No Jesse Eckhart has been MIA all season."
"Aliens? Magic Bubbles? Ancient Egyptians? You name it we can fight it. I am running out of ideas Bren." Said Shalimar shrugging her shoulders.
"Yeah your not the only one around her running out of "ideas" said Brennan smirking and winking at the camera.
TBC Who is the intruder? Who cares? Did you guys know MX had a pool? They read my fics *we are like this* so they will have one in Season III MARK MY WORDS lol. Please review cause I like but if not I always carry on anyway!