Quick sum up since I do have two running stories: powers are mutating for
everyone and shit is going down because someone or thing has invaded
sanctuary. Who or what? Polls are open and MX is always game....
Shalimar's eyes shot canine.
"No one invades sanctuary and gets away with it! I smell her/him/them it is a familiar smell but not really," She snarled
"Shhhhhhhhhh... quiet Shal I sense something!" Emma said looking off with that far-off "I just spotted my boyfriend cheating" look in her eyes. Than she remembered never having a boyfriend so changed it to more of an "I need to get laid but don't you dare pity me" look.
"Quack Quack" Emma said mocking a duck noise in unison with her unattractive beak-nose.
"Emma you are such a dork!" Shalimar said rolling her eyes at Emma while sniffing her *.
Emma interrupted Shalimar saying rather promptly, "NO Jesse NO save yourself don't try to be a superhero!"
"Do you guys smell anything?" Jesse interrupted and shook it off while putting his cape back on.
"Okay Emma enough you are freaking everyone out! Lets do our job and start this mission. Lets go catch these renegades." Brennan demanded.
"What are you talking like a freaking cop? Brennan you are an ex-con and stop acting like you run this SHOW" Jesse shouted.
"Ahhhh hello Jesse, I have been arrested by many cops and have you not noticed? I am running this SHOW smart-ass!" Brennan spat more cocky than usual if that was possible.
"Sure you are not in bed with the person running the SHOW!" Shouted a quivering weak voice from the bushes.
"Allah, is that you? I swear I am not in bed with anyone in this SHOW or anywhere cause that would be sinning!" Brennan said in a calm defeated and rather boyish tone before bowing into the dirt on the filthy ground almost gagging.
Adam giggled. "I really have gained a sense of humor lately. I wonder how? Brennan you need to gag on that dirt and think more clearly."
Shalimar growled again and crawled over to Brennan pants already down. She lifted a leg over her head and pissed on him once again. When she was done she pulled her pants back up- zipped them and said "Sorry boys, I run the SHOW it is a proven fact. Now lets go kick some ass!"
Jesse stood in disbelief. "DAMN Shal, you sure know how to kick those legs up high! Where did you learn that move?"
"I was a cheerleader in high school!" She said with her nose in the air.
Brennan and Jesse both looked at each other and heaved into tears.
"What is so funny about that?" Shalimar hissed.
"Nothing Shal, I just figured you for the garage-sale clothes trailer-park trash kind of gal!" Brennan roared.
"And don't forget town whore!" Jesse added laughing his ass off as him and Brennan high-fived each other.
"Good one prep-school boy!"
"How about crack whore?" Emma added in and all three laughed in Shalimar's face letting their slobber drench her god-awful face.
"That is so not fair, you are not supposed to read our minds Emma!" Shalimar spat.
Brennan slapped on his series fearless leader façade.
"Damn it Shalimar stop drinking liquids you are starting to piss me off, and trust me it does not take much!" Brennan said lifting his collar up before saying "I am going to get my sizzle for-rizzle."
(Damn he is so street!) "Brennan your eyes are ice blue now!" Emma said getting in his face feeling hot.
"Really?" Brennan said smirking. (Bitch you ain't the first who wanted some of this!)
"Damn it Brennan could you get anymore perfect?" Jesse mumbled between his teeth.
Emma sensed Jesse's overpowering jealousy and changed the subject.
"Shal, do you have those magic wires Adam designed for you that no one else can see?" Emma asked being the usual nag taking her eyes off Brennan's *. She would make a great housewife someday Jesse thought.
"Magical wires? What the hell are you talking about?" Jesse said confused and a tad bit jealous he was left out of something once again.
"Shalimar uses magical wires to do all those back flips and supernatural fight scenes." Emma spat looking at Shalimar with her eyes half squinted.
"Well if you were not up Adam's ass in the lab 24/7 you wouldn't know little details like that now would you Em?" Shalimar said snarling fangs exposed.
"Go brush your teeth before you kill one of us or all skank!" Emma said giving Shalimar a 'I dare you' look.
Brennan turned around and whistled at Shalimar to be quiet and she obeyed on demand. She waged her ass again and started rubbing on Brennan's clean leg.
Shalimar actually stopped and thought, "Emma will NEVER run the SHOW. I have already saw to that and that is why she is always last!"
Brennan just wanted to get the intruder out of their home, and said over his shoulder, "Emma, you are my best friend and I love you but magical wires? You read too many books! Soon you will start talking about aliens and other supernatural shit. Too much fiction girl!" Brennan slapped on his badass face and stormed inside.
"Hear that Shal? He loves me!" Emma said tossing her hair and following Brennan.
"Sounded to me like he was telling you that you need a life!" Growled Shalimar.
Big black lights and strobe lights were going off all over sanctuary halls. Adam really knew how to deck the place up and make it look hi-tech. He was such a professional.
Adam shook cowardly in the bushes and moaned. He wanted so badly to protect his mutant slaves. Once in awhile he would tip Emma for being his servant and Shalimar too when she showed cleavage. So most of the money went to Shal.
He started to step from the bushes with a jolt of adrenaline and self-pride but being the genies he was he knew scientifically that it was just his Viagra or Southern Comfort kicking in.
He stepped back into the bushes and leaned his head back trying to visualize Shalimar in her tiger pajamas.
He stopped himself.
"What Adam what are you doing? Shal has really let herself go!"
He rested his head back again and began to visualize Emma naked with Shalimar's rack.
"Concentrate Adam! Not just Shalimar's rack, lets see her ass on Emma too!" Adam said before smiling with self-satisfaction.
Brennan was the first to be grabbed in sanctuary. The shoulder grabbed him and realizing none of his teammates was around to see his true side he fell to his knees like a little girl and began to sob.
"Please don't kick my ass?" He begged.
He felt duck tape being wrapped around his hands bonding them from behind and wrapped around his mouth and chest.
"Good thing Adam ran, taking this duck tape off his chest would literally kill the old fart!" Brennan spat in his gagged mouth.
Shalimar was next because she sprinted past Emma yelling "Look out I need to take a dump..Brennan!"
Emma was next and she went without any struggle. They gagged her first with the duck tape because she would not stop babbling "Run Jesse Run my superhero, Quack Quack." To think Shalimar made fun of her for quaking.
The intruders were pissed when Jesse rolled in and they were out of duck tape. This was Jesse's chance to be a superhero.
He smirked with his Robin the Boy Wonder cap and thought what an irony that he was already suited. He pulled out of the rear of sanctuary and turned around and ejected towards the front. "I am coming!"
Who is invading sanctuary? Please review and give opinions on whom----- cause I don't even know yet! (Or do I?)
TBC maybe. Bored shitless anymore. Lost the "sizzle, for-real-zle". Hope *but doubt* we may get some new eps soon.
Shalimar's eyes shot canine.
"No one invades sanctuary and gets away with it! I smell her/him/them it is a familiar smell but not really," She snarled
"Shhhhhhhhhh... quiet Shal I sense something!" Emma said looking off with that far-off "I just spotted my boyfriend cheating" look in her eyes. Than she remembered never having a boyfriend so changed it to more of an "I need to get laid but don't you dare pity me" look.
"Quack Quack" Emma said mocking a duck noise in unison with her unattractive beak-nose.
"Emma you are such a dork!" Shalimar said rolling her eyes at Emma while sniffing her *.
Emma interrupted Shalimar saying rather promptly, "NO Jesse NO save yourself don't try to be a superhero!"
"Do you guys smell anything?" Jesse interrupted and shook it off while putting his cape back on.
"Okay Emma enough you are freaking everyone out! Lets do our job and start this mission. Lets go catch these renegades." Brennan demanded.
"What are you talking like a freaking cop? Brennan you are an ex-con and stop acting like you run this SHOW" Jesse shouted.
"Ahhhh hello Jesse, I have been arrested by many cops and have you not noticed? I am running this SHOW smart-ass!" Brennan spat more cocky than usual if that was possible.
"Sure you are not in bed with the person running the SHOW!" Shouted a quivering weak voice from the bushes.
"Allah, is that you? I swear I am not in bed with anyone in this SHOW or anywhere cause that would be sinning!" Brennan said in a calm defeated and rather boyish tone before bowing into the dirt on the filthy ground almost gagging.
Adam giggled. "I really have gained a sense of humor lately. I wonder how? Brennan you need to gag on that dirt and think more clearly."
Shalimar growled again and crawled over to Brennan pants already down. She lifted a leg over her head and pissed on him once again. When she was done she pulled her pants back up- zipped them and said "Sorry boys, I run the SHOW it is a proven fact. Now lets go kick some ass!"
Jesse stood in disbelief. "DAMN Shal, you sure know how to kick those legs up high! Where did you learn that move?"
"I was a cheerleader in high school!" She said with her nose in the air.
Brennan and Jesse both looked at each other and heaved into tears.
"What is so funny about that?" Shalimar hissed.
"Nothing Shal, I just figured you for the garage-sale clothes trailer-park trash kind of gal!" Brennan roared.
"And don't forget town whore!" Jesse added laughing his ass off as him and Brennan high-fived each other.
"Good one prep-school boy!"
"How about crack whore?" Emma added in and all three laughed in Shalimar's face letting their slobber drench her god-awful face.
"That is so not fair, you are not supposed to read our minds Emma!" Shalimar spat.
Brennan slapped on his series fearless leader façade.
"Damn it Shalimar stop drinking liquids you are starting to piss me off, and trust me it does not take much!" Brennan said lifting his collar up before saying "I am going to get my sizzle for-rizzle."
(Damn he is so street!) "Brennan your eyes are ice blue now!" Emma said getting in his face feeling hot.
"Really?" Brennan said smirking. (Bitch you ain't the first who wanted some of this!)
"Damn it Brennan could you get anymore perfect?" Jesse mumbled between his teeth.
Emma sensed Jesse's overpowering jealousy and changed the subject.
"Shal, do you have those magic wires Adam designed for you that no one else can see?" Emma asked being the usual nag taking her eyes off Brennan's *. She would make a great housewife someday Jesse thought.
"Magical wires? What the hell are you talking about?" Jesse said confused and a tad bit jealous he was left out of something once again.
"Shalimar uses magical wires to do all those back flips and supernatural fight scenes." Emma spat looking at Shalimar with her eyes half squinted.
"Well if you were not up Adam's ass in the lab 24/7 you wouldn't know little details like that now would you Em?" Shalimar said snarling fangs exposed.
"Go brush your teeth before you kill one of us or all skank!" Emma said giving Shalimar a 'I dare you' look.
Brennan turned around and whistled at Shalimar to be quiet and she obeyed on demand. She waged her ass again and started rubbing on Brennan's clean leg.
Shalimar actually stopped and thought, "Emma will NEVER run the SHOW. I have already saw to that and that is why she is always last!"
Brennan just wanted to get the intruder out of their home, and said over his shoulder, "Emma, you are my best friend and I love you but magical wires? You read too many books! Soon you will start talking about aliens and other supernatural shit. Too much fiction girl!" Brennan slapped on his badass face and stormed inside.
"Hear that Shal? He loves me!" Emma said tossing her hair and following Brennan.
"Sounded to me like he was telling you that you need a life!" Growled Shalimar.
Big black lights and strobe lights were going off all over sanctuary halls. Adam really knew how to deck the place up and make it look hi-tech. He was such a professional.
Adam shook cowardly in the bushes and moaned. He wanted so badly to protect his mutant slaves. Once in awhile he would tip Emma for being his servant and Shalimar too when she showed cleavage. So most of the money went to Shal.
He started to step from the bushes with a jolt of adrenaline and self-pride but being the genies he was he knew scientifically that it was just his Viagra or Southern Comfort kicking in.
He stepped back into the bushes and leaned his head back trying to visualize Shalimar in her tiger pajamas.
He stopped himself.
"What Adam what are you doing? Shal has really let herself go!"
He rested his head back again and began to visualize Emma naked with Shalimar's rack.
"Concentrate Adam! Not just Shalimar's rack, lets see her ass on Emma too!" Adam said before smiling with self-satisfaction.
Brennan was the first to be grabbed in sanctuary. The shoulder grabbed him and realizing none of his teammates was around to see his true side he fell to his knees like a little girl and began to sob.
"Please don't kick my ass?" He begged.
He felt duck tape being wrapped around his hands bonding them from behind and wrapped around his mouth and chest.
"Good thing Adam ran, taking this duck tape off his chest would literally kill the old fart!" Brennan spat in his gagged mouth.
Shalimar was next because she sprinted past Emma yelling "Look out I need to take a dump..Brennan!"
Emma was next and she went without any struggle. They gagged her first with the duck tape because she would not stop babbling "Run Jesse Run my superhero, Quack Quack." To think Shalimar made fun of her for quaking.
The intruders were pissed when Jesse rolled in and they were out of duck tape. This was Jesse's chance to be a superhero.
He smirked with his Robin the Boy Wonder cap and thought what an irony that he was already suited. He pulled out of the rear of sanctuary and turned around and ejected towards the front. "I am coming!"
Who is invading sanctuary? Please review and give opinions on whom----- cause I don't even know yet! (Or do I?)
TBC maybe. Bored shitless anymore. Lost the "sizzle, for-real-zle". Hope *but doubt* we may get some new eps soon.