A half an hour later at the Summers residence…
"So you're saying we're chasing an invisible man with green hair?" said Willow.
"Well, yeah." Said Merton. He, Lori, and Tommy were a little intimidated by all the people there.
"What about that invisible girl? Remember, she kidnapped Cordelia and all? Someone probably just forgot about him." Said Xander.
"Or he could be a Laertay demon." Said Anya. Spike nodded, understanding what she was saying. No one else did. Anya sighed. "It's a demon that's only visible to other demons. Sometimes they're green, and I've seen a couple take on human form."
"Yeah." Spike put in. "But it's nothing Buffy can't handle. She can kill anything." He winked at Buffy. She rolled her eyes. Merton glared at him.
"Well, I suggest we hit the books-," Giles started.
"We may have some at home." Said Tara, glancing at Willow. She, in turn, nodded.
"Alright. Let's-,"
"Wait! Oh my good golly goshes," said Xander, making everyone stop what they were thinking. "This is just like that movie, Drop Dead Fred!"
"Except for the fact that no one dies in that movie…" Merton said, cocking his head to the side.
"What, dare I ask, happened in that particular movie?" Giles inquired.
"Well, when I saw it I was about ten," Xander began. "And there was this really cute girl who sat next to me-,"
"Xander," Giles said. "In the movie."
"Well, Rik Mayall never really lived up to his acting credits in that movie. After that, he-," Merton said.
"For god's sake, people," Giles began cleaning his glasses furiously. "In the movie!"
Tommy leaned over to Buffy. "He does this all the time." She faked a smile, then turned away and rolled her eyes.
"There's some bird who can't get rid of her imaginary friend. And everyone thinks she's crazy." Spike said, surprising everyone. "What? So I've seen it? That doesn't mean I'm gay or anything." He said glancing at Buffy.
"How did she get rid of him?" Anya asked.
"Who?" Spike ripped his gaze away from Buffy.
"The man in the movie, Spike! The Movie!" Giles shouted.
"Oh! Well, the girl does all this stuff so she realizes she doesn't need him. This, of course, coming round because she bumped her noggin." He tapped his head and make a clicking sound.
"So all we have to do," said Tara. "Is knock this young man unconscious?"
Merton's eyes grew wide.
"I think so." Said Spike with a malignant grin on his face.
Author's
note: I'm just having fun with this…it's pretty silly and badly written. Feel
free to tell me anything you would like to happen in the story. And also, my
pen-name used to be Sweatermonkey but I changed it because I thought that was
lame. Now it's something from Interview with the Vampire. If you wanna know
what it means, read my profile. Also, I'm not sure what happened…half of my
chapter didn't show up last time, so this is why this chapter is so short.