A young Obi-Wan Kenobi awoke in his bed on a glorious Coruscant morning, breathed in the fresh air, and got out of bed. Before he knew what was going on he was flat on his back on the tiled floor of his room, groaning from the sharp pain on his backside. He looked around him to see what had tripped him and he saw.... a banana peel? He picked up the rotting fruit peel and instantly heard the unstoppable laughter of his master Qui-Gon Jinn.
"It's not been two minutes into the day and already I've got you! You're going to have to be quicker than that my young padawan!" his master said through laughter.
No! It couldn't have been a year already! It seemed that it had only been two weeks since he had endured this foolish holiday. But it was true; Jedi Prank Day was here again and yet again, poor gullible Obi-Wan would be the butt of every joke.
"Cannot believe this! It gets easier to prank you every year!"
Obi-Wan sat silently accepting his yearly humiliation. "well" he thought "This time I'll get you back". he realized that he was just giving into this meaningless day that he despised and added to his inner monologue "If I have nothing better to do."
His master seemed to have finished his laughing fit and become his old, serious self again. "Come my young padawan, we will meditate before going to the Jedi Temple. Obi-Wan smiled, he rather liked doing such purposeful things as opposed to the pointlessness of the current holiday. He and his master made their way to their own chairs for meditation. Qui-Gon settled into his own chair and Obi-Wan, ready and prepared to meditate began sitting down in his own chair. Then, and only then did he realize what he had done. The wrenched sound ripped the silence in half and then the unbearable laughter began. Obi-Wan took a look down into his chair, and indeed, saw a whoopee Cushion. He silently cursed the Toydarians for creating such a product and thought to himself "This is war."....
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"It's not been two minutes into the day and already I've got you! You're going to have to be quicker than that my young padawan!" his master said through laughter.
No! It couldn't have been a year already! It seemed that it had only been two weeks since he had endured this foolish holiday. But it was true; Jedi Prank Day was here again and yet again, poor gullible Obi-Wan would be the butt of every joke.
"Cannot believe this! It gets easier to prank you every year!"
Obi-Wan sat silently accepting his yearly humiliation. "well" he thought "This time I'll get you back". he realized that he was just giving into this meaningless day that he despised and added to his inner monologue "If I have nothing better to do."
His master seemed to have finished his laughing fit and become his old, serious self again. "Come my young padawan, we will meditate before going to the Jedi Temple. Obi-Wan smiled, he rather liked doing such purposeful things as opposed to the pointlessness of the current holiday. He and his master made their way to their own chairs for meditation. Qui-Gon settled into his own chair and Obi-Wan, ready and prepared to meditate began sitting down in his own chair. Then, and only then did he realize what he had done. The wrenched sound ripped the silence in half and then the unbearable laughter began. Obi-Wan took a look down into his chair, and indeed, saw a whoopee Cushion. He silently cursed the Toydarians for creating such a product and thought to himself "This is war."....
Tada!!!! If you like, please review, cuz if ya don't I have no motivation to continue WAAAAA!!!! ahem.... yes.