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Philosophy of the Human World Written by Jyariku Dasuchi
Chapter 3: Sanctity of Knowledge
Ranma woke with a start. He patted him self down, good still male. He looked around taking in his surroundings. It was a place that he was familiar with, the Tendo dojo. "Man, what a dream that was." He muttered to himself. Ranma saw his father, Genma, laying in a drunken sprawl by the doorway to the room. No getting out that way with his old man blocking the door, Ranma looked towards the window. It was half way open he stuck his head out and looked around in the early morning light. He grabbed a change of clothes and his bath things and headed out the window. Jumping down to the ground Ranma pause as he heard voices coming from the front of the house. Walking into the interior of the house he saw the man from his dream, or was it a dream he wondered, siting at the dinning table with Kasumi chatting idly. "Oh my, I didn't hear you leave your room Ranma-san, This gentleman has come by saying that you have accepted a job from him, Is this true Ranma-san?" Kasumi turned towards him as Ranma entered the room. "Ah, um, yes I did, I think, I thought that it was all a dream earlier but, its coming back to me as I think about it, so yes Kasumi-san I did accept a job from him." Ranma replied meekly at first but gaining his usual confidence towards the end of his statement. "Oh, That's nice, but what about Akane?" Ranmas eyes bulged out at Kasumis statement. "Um.. What about that sexless tomboy?" "RANMA!" Ranma turned around quickly with a look of fear, standing directly behind him was said sexless tomboy. "If I'm such a "sexless tomboy" see if I care if you leave! In fact I'm glad your leaving It means I wont have to wait up for you anymore wondering when your going to come home!" Akanes and Ranmas fight had caused quite a commotion amongst the house and every one was coming in to see what was going on. "Ah look Satome such devotion from his fiancée." "Yes, indeed Tendo." Genma answered his friend. He turned to his son "BOY, how dare you worry your fiancée such, to make up for this transgression you will marry her right now! Tendo I am going to fetch the priest." "HOLD it I ain't marrying anyone!" Ranma cried out. "There is no way that I'm marrying that freak!" everyone quieted down and looked at Akanes exclamation. "Is that how you really feel?" Ranma asked her. "HELL YES, You can go and play with that slut of yours Shampoo or that bitch Ukyo." "If that is how you feel then I have no choice but to break the engagement." Everyone looked at Ranma as if he had grown four extra heads. "BOY YOU WILL MARRY AKANE OR ELSE!" All but Nabiki and Xian scooted back at the fierceness of Souns demon head attack. "While this is all so entertaining I do believe that it is time for me to step in." Xian said as he stood up from the table. "Ranma has made his decision and he has agreed to a job I gave him. I have come here at this time to take him for his training, but Ranma are you sure that this is what you want to do?" "Y Yes, she doesn't want this engagement and I will not force her into a marriage like this, I will gather my belongings and I will meet you in a few minutes." "Very well I will be waiting for you right here." Xian said. It was at this point when Nabiki finally spoke up, "Yes this is great and all but this is an agreement made by our parents since before any of us were born, you cant just come in here and throw all this around! Just who are you any way?" Xian smiled at her, and began speaking. "Ah good I was wondering when you would voice your concerns, any ways as I was taking to Miss Kasumi before all of this happened, I am Xian Xue Long, and I represent a group of concerned individuals who can use Ranmas special talents." "That doesn't tell me anything, who do you really represent?" "Oh I believe that this is a conversation that you and I should have latter I am more than willing to tell you but, Ears are everywhere these days and My employers dislike are name being spoken aloud in such situations. I will contact you latter Miss Nabiki and we can have our discussion then. Ah Ranma I see that you are ready shall we depart? Miss Kasumi I Hankyu for the hospitality that you have shown me. Mr. Tendo, Mr. Satome. We bid you farewell." "Now wait just one minute Ranma will marry Akane and there is nothing that you or he can do about it, its honor!" "Mr. Satome, what ever gave you the idea that I cared one way or the other whom Ranma marries, That is up to him and the women he chooses to no matter what you may say." Xian finished his statement and turned to leave. Ranma began to fallow Xian out the door. "BOY, just where do you think that you are going?" "Pops, I'm leaving to do this job, Its really important job and they need my help. I'll be back when I'm done." Ranma walked out the door of the Tendo home only to become soaked with water. "SWEETO! Oh Ranma you would leave and take poor Ranma-chan away from your beloved master?" Happosai said from between the now female Ranma. Xian smiled like the cat that just got the Canary and the Gold Fish as he cracked his knuckles as he reached for the old man stuck to Ranmas chest. Happosai is old, really old for a human and his perversions over the years have given him plenty of motivation to be fast, very fast. Happosai has evaded the righteous furry of many a female horde, Temple priests, and even irate city folk. It is also safe to say that Happosai is also one of the best martial artists ever, over a hundred years of work has given him literally hundreds of possible maneuvers that he could have used to avoid the oncoming strike from Xian. Happosai the hundred-year-old pervert, Martial arts master of anything goes style was caught off guard with the sudden speed and force that Xian slammed him into the ground. Xian One Happosai Zero. Happosai stood up from the ground and turned to face Xian. "Um who are you?" "Oh you don't know me personally but My employers are quite familiar with you, dose the name Lillian Moore Mean anything to you?" the smile still hadn't left Xians face. Happosais face went completely white at the mention of Lillian's name. " Y-Y-You're one of them aren't you! You're a Siltarian!" Xians smile fell as he heard the term that the old man had called him "No, I am not and they don't like that term. You know Lillian would be really happy with me if I were to tell her that you're still alive, she would be so happy to know that her dear lover boy Happi-chan was still around." "You wouldn't" "Oh I would, it would give me nothing but the greatest pleasure to know that I have done right today by reuniting two long lost lovers. Who ever if you were to say keep the your two students from following me and Ranma I might forget that I ever saw you." "Yes, Yes anything just don't tell her that I am here!" "Good, well Ranma and I must be going behave yourself Happosai and she won't hear a word from my mouth." Happosai shot into the Tendo Home and could be heard yelling at Soun and Genma to never ever bother Xian ever. Ranma looked very stunned. "Close your mouth Ranma, you'll atract flies."
Authors Notes. Well This Chapter took me much longer than I had anticipated writing. Not very action packed but it builds upon the characters and sets the stage for more to come. If any one has Ideas for what I should name the next few chapters just send them to the Email address below and as always please read and review and send any constructive comments to jyariku@yahoo.com
Thank you again for reading.
Jyariku Dasuchi
Philosophy of the Human World Written by Jyariku Dasuchi
Chapter 3: Sanctity of Knowledge
Ranma woke with a start. He patted him self down, good still male. He looked around taking in his surroundings. It was a place that he was familiar with, the Tendo dojo. "Man, what a dream that was." He muttered to himself. Ranma saw his father, Genma, laying in a drunken sprawl by the doorway to the room. No getting out that way with his old man blocking the door, Ranma looked towards the window. It was half way open he stuck his head out and looked around in the early morning light. He grabbed a change of clothes and his bath things and headed out the window. Jumping down to the ground Ranma pause as he heard voices coming from the front of the house. Walking into the interior of the house he saw the man from his dream, or was it a dream he wondered, siting at the dinning table with Kasumi chatting idly. "Oh my, I didn't hear you leave your room Ranma-san, This gentleman has come by saying that you have accepted a job from him, Is this true Ranma-san?" Kasumi turned towards him as Ranma entered the room. "Ah, um, yes I did, I think, I thought that it was all a dream earlier but, its coming back to me as I think about it, so yes Kasumi-san I did accept a job from him." Ranma replied meekly at first but gaining his usual confidence towards the end of his statement. "Oh, That's nice, but what about Akane?" Ranmas eyes bulged out at Kasumis statement. "Um.. What about that sexless tomboy?" "RANMA!" Ranma turned around quickly with a look of fear, standing directly behind him was said sexless tomboy. "If I'm such a "sexless tomboy" see if I care if you leave! In fact I'm glad your leaving It means I wont have to wait up for you anymore wondering when your going to come home!" Akanes and Ranmas fight had caused quite a commotion amongst the house and every one was coming in to see what was going on. "Ah look Satome such devotion from his fiancée." "Yes, indeed Tendo." Genma answered his friend. He turned to his son "BOY, how dare you worry your fiancée such, to make up for this transgression you will marry her right now! Tendo I am going to fetch the priest." "HOLD it I ain't marrying anyone!" Ranma cried out. "There is no way that I'm marrying that freak!" everyone quieted down and looked at Akanes exclamation. "Is that how you really feel?" Ranma asked her. "HELL YES, You can go and play with that slut of yours Shampoo or that bitch Ukyo." "If that is how you feel then I have no choice but to break the engagement." Everyone looked at Ranma as if he had grown four extra heads. "BOY YOU WILL MARRY AKANE OR ELSE!" All but Nabiki and Xian scooted back at the fierceness of Souns demon head attack. "While this is all so entertaining I do believe that it is time for me to step in." Xian said as he stood up from the table. "Ranma has made his decision and he has agreed to a job I gave him. I have come here at this time to take him for his training, but Ranma are you sure that this is what you want to do?" "Y Yes, she doesn't want this engagement and I will not force her into a marriage like this, I will gather my belongings and I will meet you in a few minutes." "Very well I will be waiting for you right here." Xian said. It was at this point when Nabiki finally spoke up, "Yes this is great and all but this is an agreement made by our parents since before any of us were born, you cant just come in here and throw all this around! Just who are you any way?" Xian smiled at her, and began speaking. "Ah good I was wondering when you would voice your concerns, any ways as I was taking to Miss Kasumi before all of this happened, I am Xian Xue Long, and I represent a group of concerned individuals who can use Ranmas special talents." "That doesn't tell me anything, who do you really represent?" "Oh I believe that this is a conversation that you and I should have latter I am more than willing to tell you but, Ears are everywhere these days and My employers dislike are name being spoken aloud in such situations. I will contact you latter Miss Nabiki and we can have our discussion then. Ah Ranma I see that you are ready shall we depart? Miss Kasumi I Hankyu for the hospitality that you have shown me. Mr. Tendo, Mr. Satome. We bid you farewell." "Now wait just one minute Ranma will marry Akane and there is nothing that you or he can do about it, its honor!" "Mr. Satome, what ever gave you the idea that I cared one way or the other whom Ranma marries, That is up to him and the women he chooses to no matter what you may say." Xian finished his statement and turned to leave. Ranma began to fallow Xian out the door. "BOY, just where do you think that you are going?" "Pops, I'm leaving to do this job, Its really important job and they need my help. I'll be back when I'm done." Ranma walked out the door of the Tendo home only to become soaked with water. "SWEETO! Oh Ranma you would leave and take poor Ranma-chan away from your beloved master?" Happosai said from between the now female Ranma. Xian smiled like the cat that just got the Canary and the Gold Fish as he cracked his knuckles as he reached for the old man stuck to Ranmas chest. Happosai is old, really old for a human and his perversions over the years have given him plenty of motivation to be fast, very fast. Happosai has evaded the righteous furry of many a female horde, Temple priests, and even irate city folk. It is also safe to say that Happosai is also one of the best martial artists ever, over a hundred years of work has given him literally hundreds of possible maneuvers that he could have used to avoid the oncoming strike from Xian. Happosai the hundred-year-old pervert, Martial arts master of anything goes style was caught off guard with the sudden speed and force that Xian slammed him into the ground. Xian One Happosai Zero. Happosai stood up from the ground and turned to face Xian. "Um who are you?" "Oh you don't know me personally but My employers are quite familiar with you, dose the name Lillian Moore Mean anything to you?" the smile still hadn't left Xians face. Happosais face went completely white at the mention of Lillian's name. " Y-Y-You're one of them aren't you! You're a Siltarian!" Xians smile fell as he heard the term that the old man had called him "No, I am not and they don't like that term. You know Lillian would be really happy with me if I were to tell her that you're still alive, she would be so happy to know that her dear lover boy Happi-chan was still around." "You wouldn't" "Oh I would, it would give me nothing but the greatest pleasure to know that I have done right today by reuniting two long lost lovers. Who ever if you were to say keep the your two students from following me and Ranma I might forget that I ever saw you." "Yes, Yes anything just don't tell her that I am here!" "Good, well Ranma and I must be going behave yourself Happosai and she won't hear a word from my mouth." Happosai shot into the Tendo Home and could be heard yelling at Soun and Genma to never ever bother Xian ever. Ranma looked very stunned. "Close your mouth Ranma, you'll atract flies."
Authors Notes. Well This Chapter took me much longer than I had anticipated writing. Not very action packed but it builds upon the characters and sets the stage for more to come. If any one has Ideas for what I should name the next few chapters just send them to the Email address below and as always please read and review and send any constructive comments to jyariku@yahoo.com
Thank you again for reading.
Jyariku Dasuchi