Ok everyone! I feel a lot better than I did before. I am not near as gloomy!!! GREAT! Ok, here is the fourth chapter!! YAY! So anyway, sniper I didn't make you come back and sign a review, that was your decision. Not mine. And yes I will be counting your review because I said 5 reviews. And that was a review incase you didn't know. I have to grow up. I can't grow down. hehehe. And yes I do care what some people think. Just not you. Any way! ON WITH THE STORY!! Hope you like!

OH YAH!! I might as well tell you now that this is going to be complicating. This isn't in Mina's view anymore. Remember in the last chapter when She was fixing to tell the story about Seiya? Well this is going to be like an extremely short short story on how Serena and Seiya met. WELL! HERE IT IS!!! Please read and review.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sailormoon

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Seiya and Serena have been neighbors ever since she moved when she was eighteen. She never really thought of him as anything else but a neighbor. She would always go over there to stay if her parents weren't home and look at all of his models that he makes. She was only 11 at the time she got a call from him that made her see him in a whole different view.

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"Hello?"

"Well Hey there is your mom home?"

"Nope, they both went to town."

"Huh, I see. Well then would you like to come over and look at some new movies?"

"Um no thanks I will just stay here and watch TV"

"Well ok. Can I tell you something?"

"Um sure I guess."

"You have a cute butt."

"What!?"

"You have a nice butt. Especially in those short shorts of yours"

"Umm ok"

"Can I tell you a secret?"

By that time Serena was scared out of her mind and shaking. 'This was so disgusting. He is so old. I am so young! He just got over my sister!' AN: (I forgot to tell you, Serena has an older sister that Seiya used to like and ask her out. She always said no of course)

'I do NOT want to hear his other secret! Who knows what it could be! He will probably tell me that he has fantasies of us screwing in bed! YUCK!' she thought.

"Well, I am not too good at telling secrets. I tell my mom everything." She said, hoping that that would convince him enough.

"No you can't tell your mom or anyone. It is a secret."

"Well then I guess you can't tell me. Like I said I tell my mom eeeeeverything."

' Surely that got him.' She thought

"Well I have to go now." she said really eagerly so she could call Mina and tell her.

"Well ok, I will see ya later"

"Ok bye!"

Then she hung up and Quickly called Mina to tell her what had happened.

About a week later her mom told her to take some old bread over the birds. They had two birds that loved bread. Being the great kid that she is she took the bread over to their neighbor's house. She walked around to the back to leave it on the back porch. Seiya had his own apartment in the basement of the house. He would always sit out there and smoke a cigarette.

She went to the back hoping that he wouldn't be there but he was. He had his legs spread open and propped up on the banister thingy. He was wearing shorts and an undershirt. He certainly didn't know how to dress. She walked up to him and gave him the bread. She was about to walk away but he stopped her.

"Hey wait! Want a piece of candy?"

AN: sorry for all the authors notes but I keep on remembering stuff. Everytime she would go over there he would always give her a piece of candy.

"No thanks. Mom told me to hurry and get back because we are going into town."

After she said that he pulled a cream saver out of his pocket and laid it in his lap. She looked at the candy and saw the grossest thing she thought that she would ever see in her entire life. When she looked at his lap, his pants were pulled up so high that his goober was hanging out. She almost barfed but held it in. She quickly snapped her head back up and looked at his face. He had a sly smile on that said 'I know what you saw'. She could have slapped him silly but didn't.

"Well I have to hurry back home." She said then quickly walked around the house until he couldn't see her and then she started running. She ran in her house and up the stairs to her bathroom then barfed. She was so grossed out it wasn't even funny. That was the second time that she had seen a guy's goober on accident. The fist time was at the beach when another grownup was talking to her parents and she looked up and saw up his pants. But that wasn't near as gross as what she had just saw. She was officially freaked out and vowed never to go back there ever again.

But of course, being the wonderful kid that she is, her mom asked her to go back over there and give Seiya's mom some soup because she was sick. She walked over to the house and in the back. She was relieved because he wasn't there. She set the stuff down and walked away. When she passed his "apartment", she looked inside the double glass doors and saw another disgusting sight. There was a naked woman lying on her side with her back facing outside.

'What a perv!!!!! Maybe I should tell that lady that she is dating a "freak of nature" ' she thought almost gagging. But instead of doing so she just walked on.

'I officially have the most perverted neighbor in the whole planet.'she thought while walking away. It was good that Mina was the only one that knows about it or else no one would want to come over to her house anymore. Mina knows for a fact because she has seen him stare at me AND her while we were in the front lawn in our bathing suits playing in the sprinklers. She was officially freaked out too but didn't let it stop her from coming over. And that is the story of Seiya.

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Ok, you guys are probably thinking, "where in the heck did she get this from?" well I have an answer. This whole Seiya thing is a personal experience with my perverted neighbor. So if you have any questions or any suggestions on how I can put this into better meaning please tell me. It is hard putting a personal life experience on paper. And here is some advice to all the girls who have this problem, don't keep stuff like this in. I did and still do because I am a chicken and my parents wouldn't believe me even if I told them so I told my best friend. But tell someone. You will probably feel a whole lot better than I do. Well anyways! Now that the whole Seiya story thingy is finished The next chapter will have to do with Darien and Serena and how she plans on making her next "move". Well hope that you liked and please read and review!!!!! Tata!

~*aShEs*~