Final Fantasy VII: Mobile Battle
President Shinra sits upon stool, while a light from above shine's upon him. He clears his throat, then speaks
President Shinra: Good day!! You might remember me from my evil, yet small role in Final Fantasy VII. I've gone up since then, and come to bring you what a die hard fan would call..A sad redo of the original game!! But despite that, this fan fiction incorporates a slight variation of the game with mecha added for additional story. Yes I know, not what you expected eh? Well, while Macross fans found this series, oh, less than reputable, we're happy to say Voltron fans were very pleased with the outcome!! So with ou...
Cloud steps in
Cloud: Excuse me. Do you know the man in this picture is?! *Holds out picture of man with black, long, spiked hair, wearing purple outfit*
President Shinra takes picture and looks it over
President Shinra: Well, to be honest..no, it hurts my head. I can't remember all the names of this game's cast, but if I had to guess, I'd say it was a member of SOLDIER. Yes, well, even if I did know, telling you, the viewer, would completely ruin the storyline of this fan fiction. So, without further or do, Rips off jacket and glasses Gundam fight all set!! Ready.go!!!!
Sector 5 Slums: Midgar
Cloud walks into town followed by Mog, the two stand on the entryway to Sector 5 as they peer at the devastated structures and the inhabitants still scouring the ruin.
Cloud: Is this the place?
Mog: Yes, Kupo!!! According to the report, Sector 5 might have what we're looking for.
Cloud: Nods Hmmm..well then, I suppose we should stop here for a while.
Mog: Your going to rest a while Kupo? Or perhaps your just going to find information when you know you should come on as inconspicuous Kupo!
Cloud walks off and stops, looking back at Mog
Cloud: That's none of your business. I'll do this my way. Walks off
Mog: Well, I suppose he's ok by himself Kupo!! Walks off in opposite direction Cloud walks a few meters to nearby bar and walks in. Inside are the normal Slum Scum and several gang members. The bartender mans his counter as the occupants become unruly. Cloud walks up to the counter, carefully eying the bar as beer bottles are thrown, and laughs and curses are mentioned. Cloud sits on a stool near the counter. The bartender notices Cloud, and walks toward him.
Bartender: New face I see. What can I get for you?
Cloud: Looks around bar, then turns to the bartender Hmm, sad sight, wouldn't you say?
Bartender: It makes money. Ever since that blasted Gundam fight, it has been a living a hell out here in the slums.
Cloud: Begins to pull photograph from his pocket And no doubt a perfect for the scum we see her. Holds out photo Do you recognize this man?
Before the bartender answers, the scene is shifted to a rather corpulent man and two of his sidekicks, who overhear Cloud's remark. They make their way toward him, pushing over numerous gang bystanders along the way.
Bartender: Nope, can't say that I do, but uh...AHHHH!! Sorry gotta go!! Ducks behind the counter in fear and crawls away.
Don Corneo: Hold it!! Cloud swivels towards Corneo and pals, looking seriously at them Serve me a drink bartender. In fact, a double make it, for our newfound friend here. Motions toward Cloud
Cloud: Looks at Corneo and grins slightly No thanks bartender. I don't drink with drag queens. I'm straight.
Corneo: Becomes angry Drag queen you say? Why I'm all wo-..I mean I'm all for the women my friend. Gives evil smirk And might I also say that that comment is going to get you a whoopin. HO HO HO!!
Cloud: Grins more That laugh sounds like Santa Claus, hell, with garbs like that you resemble Santa Claus...on coming-out day I mean.
Scotch: Pounds fists together You want us to teach him boss?
Corneo: Grins evil grin Well, my boys are a bit blood thirsty, why not? Corneo begins to walk off, but stops momentarily, glimpsing back And remember boys. He isn't a honey, so don't be as gentle as you normally would. Walks off
Cloud: looks at Scotch and Kotch as people start leaving the bar in fear Gentle?! I'm not even gonna ask.why do you hang out with a loser like that guy anyway?
Kotch: Grows Angry Loser?! How disrespectful!! The Don is a romantic!! He provides us with the honeys!!!
Scotch: Pounds fists again And he allows us to beat on punks like you!!! Throws punch
Cloud: Grabs hand, and begins twist Scotch's wrist as Scotch cringes in pain Hmm, yea, I see what your saying, but kinda sad that he doesn't ever train you for times like these, dontcha think? Grin
Kotch: Looks at Scotch in pain and becomes aggravated Your gonna get it now punk!! Draws small knife Prepare for some manual blood work!! Got anything to say before I kill you?! Swings Knife
Cloud: Pulls out Buster sword and slashes Kotch's knife in two, then points sword at the pair letting go of Scotch Yes. Retracts and sheaths Buster sword and walks in between the two, stopping momentarily Train a little, you two couldn't take out a two-year old. Exits Bar
Cloud walks a bit as he sees Corneo off in the distance looking the opposite way, and meeting prostitutes and feeding them chocolate covered cherries
Corneo: HO HO!! That's right hunnies!!! There's plenty of me to go around!!! HO HO!! Yes my little Cutesies!!! HO HO!!
Cloud: Stops a few from Corneo, and folds his arms Weren't you going to kill the Santa act? Corneo turns, blocking the women with his arms as he faces Cloud with fear in his eyes Your flunkies aren't good body guards, and seems you are quite the celebrity with the ladies.
Corneo: Scared Oh, uh..it's you?! Scotch? Kotch? Help me out here guys HO HO..Looks around for henchmen
Cloud: Draws Buster sword Let's settle this. I haven't time for you, but your in my way to finding information.
Corneo: Girls run off screaming in high pitches Ummm.ahhhh.errr.Straightens face and stands tall Ok then.very well, but one question for you. Why would high fidelity like me stoop to this low and cower before you, then stand tall and relinquish his dignity?
Because he's a good loser
Because he has one last trick up his sleeve
Because he's humbled by another fighter
Cloud: Face hardens Damn, I knew there was a catch to you!! A Gundam fighter!
Corneo: Dances excitedly All correct!!! Now, prepare to die!! HO HO!! Honey Bee Gundam, Rise!!!
A huge Gundam comes up from the ground as Corneo gets inside, and into the Mobile Trace Cockpit. The Gundam is colored Neon Pink and Blood Red with some bulk, wielding a huge blade shaped like a Mohawk on a stick.
Corneo: from inside Gundam HO HO!! Now who's beating who? I'll make a squashed tomato out of you!! HO HO!!
(Hey kids!! An ATE from FFIX!!)
Mog walks the slum alone, but stops as his fur cringes
Mog: Uh oh Kupo!! Cloud needs assistance Kupo!! Slitzskin where are you!? Runs rampantly towards Cloud's position, and ducks behind rubble as he reaches the fight scene. A Gundam Kupo?! Well, the boys said it would work, so I'll hafta trust em'!! Go get 'em Cloud!!
Cloud: Steps back as Honey Bee Gundam advances So, I see your in the Gundam fight!! Well then, this will be a formidable warm-up!! Raises Buster sword Rise Buster Gundam!!!!
A huge Dark Purple, Black, and Yellow Gundam rises. The Gundam is quite slim, and wields a huge Buster sword on its' back. Cloud locks into the Mobile trace system, and performs numerous punches, kicks, and sword techniques as the Gundam performs the same movements.
Corneo: Laughs HO HO!! So, a Gundam fighter as well eh? Shoulda known, HO HO!! But you won't be in the tournament long enough for me to get to know you!!
Cloud: Lets get down to it then!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
The Gundams Charge at each other, weapons drawn. The machines clash in a deadlock, Honey Bee Gundam backs off and fires off its vulcans. Buster Gundam boosts nimbly away, avoiding most of the shots, and blocking the rest with the Buster sword. The two fly at each other again, and clash in mid air, with their blades.
Mog: Crouching under rubble Wow, Buster Gundam is suited for Cloud Kupo!!! Ooooh, but all this destruction hurts my head Kupo!!!
The two Gundams remain deadlocked in the air
Corneo: HO HO!! I love stand-offs!!! Then I can do this!!
Honey Bee Gundam attempts to jab Buster Gundam with its knee, but Buster Gundam boosts up, and with the butt of the buster sword, jabs Honey Bee Gundam into the ground, and follows it down.
Corneo: Scared No, impossible!!! How could you.see that.ahhh!! I'm gonna be squashed!!
Cloud: Grows Serious Damn right!! Buster Gundam readys the Buster sword as it glows brightly This sword of mine glows with a great power!! It's aura tells me to defeat you!! MAKO SLASH!!!
Buster Gundam charges forward, jamming the buster sword into Honey Bee Gundam's head
Cloud: Eyes glowing a blinding blue lightLet me refresh your memory!! If a Gundam loses its' head, it is disqualified from the Gundam fight!!
Corneo: Goes insane as Honey Bee Gundams' cockpit goes berserk What's going on!? HO HO Hooo My God!!! Are those..M-M-MAKO EYES?! This can't be!! Call truce!! Call truce!!
Cloud: Takes out photograph, and holds it to the camera One last thing!! Do you know this man here?!
Corneo: Scared and going insane Dah Dah ..Daive NEVER SEEN THAT MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Cloud: Pathetic, and by the way, you were right.
Corneo: I was? Looking not so scared anymore
Cloud: Grins I won't see you again in the Gundam fight!! Buster Gundam runs the buster sword all the way through Honey Bee Gundams head, which explodes in mere seconds
Buster Gundam twirls the sword and resheaths the buster sword, and stands tall
Later on
Cloud and Mog stand together, about to leave as they talk with the bartender, and other innocent bystanders
Cloud: Sorry for messin your town up even more
Bartender: Smiles What you sorry for? You helped a lot!! It was because those guys had a Gundam that was the problem!! We thank you!!
Mog: Walks up to Cloud No one can give a positive on the photo Cloud.
Batender: Faces Cloud Sorry, that guy hasn't been around here as far as we know. But, I do hope ya find him. And here's something that should help you.
(RECEIVED TENT) (I had to add that in!!)
Bartender: Have a safe journey!!
Cloud: You be careful here as well. Thanks for your help. Take care now. Walks off
Mog: Bye Bye Kupo!! Walks behind Cloud, trying to keep up You did awesome Kupo!!
Cloud: Keeps walking Yea Yea.lets go. (And at least I didn't have to dress up as a girl this time)
President Shinra: In silent voice to readers (Hehe, that's what he thinks..tee hee, this is only the first episode, ha ha ha ha.!!)
The two walk off into Midgar, looking for the next stop
End of Episode One
President Shinra sits upon stool, while a light from above shine's upon him. He clears his throat, then speaks
President Shinra: Good day!! You might remember me from my evil, yet small role in Final Fantasy VII. I've gone up since then, and come to bring you what a die hard fan would call..A sad redo of the original game!! But despite that, this fan fiction incorporates a slight variation of the game with mecha added for additional story. Yes I know, not what you expected eh? Well, while Macross fans found this series, oh, less than reputable, we're happy to say Voltron fans were very pleased with the outcome!! So with ou...
Cloud steps in
Cloud: Excuse me. Do you know the man in this picture is?! *Holds out picture of man with black, long, spiked hair, wearing purple outfit*
President Shinra takes picture and looks it over
President Shinra: Well, to be honest..no, it hurts my head. I can't remember all the names of this game's cast, but if I had to guess, I'd say it was a member of SOLDIER. Yes, well, even if I did know, telling you, the viewer, would completely ruin the storyline of this fan fiction. So, without further or do, Rips off jacket and glasses Gundam fight all set!! Ready.go!!!!
Sector 5 Slums: Midgar
Cloud walks into town followed by Mog, the two stand on the entryway to Sector 5 as they peer at the devastated structures and the inhabitants still scouring the ruin.
Cloud: Is this the place?
Mog: Yes, Kupo!!! According to the report, Sector 5 might have what we're looking for.
Cloud: Nods Hmmm..well then, I suppose we should stop here for a while.
Mog: Your going to rest a while Kupo? Or perhaps your just going to find information when you know you should come on as inconspicuous Kupo!
Cloud walks off and stops, looking back at Mog
Cloud: That's none of your business. I'll do this my way. Walks off
Mog: Well, I suppose he's ok by himself Kupo!! Walks off in opposite direction Cloud walks a few meters to nearby bar and walks in. Inside are the normal Slum Scum and several gang members. The bartender mans his counter as the occupants become unruly. Cloud walks up to the counter, carefully eying the bar as beer bottles are thrown, and laughs and curses are mentioned. Cloud sits on a stool near the counter. The bartender notices Cloud, and walks toward him.
Bartender: New face I see. What can I get for you?
Cloud: Looks around bar, then turns to the bartender Hmm, sad sight, wouldn't you say?
Bartender: It makes money. Ever since that blasted Gundam fight, it has been a living a hell out here in the slums.
Cloud: Begins to pull photograph from his pocket And no doubt a perfect for the scum we see her. Holds out photo Do you recognize this man?
Before the bartender answers, the scene is shifted to a rather corpulent man and two of his sidekicks, who overhear Cloud's remark. They make their way toward him, pushing over numerous gang bystanders along the way.
Bartender: Nope, can't say that I do, but uh...AHHHH!! Sorry gotta go!! Ducks behind the counter in fear and crawls away.
Don Corneo: Hold it!! Cloud swivels towards Corneo and pals, looking seriously at them Serve me a drink bartender. In fact, a double make it, for our newfound friend here. Motions toward Cloud
Cloud: Looks at Corneo and grins slightly No thanks bartender. I don't drink with drag queens. I'm straight.
Corneo: Becomes angry Drag queen you say? Why I'm all wo-..I mean I'm all for the women my friend. Gives evil smirk And might I also say that that comment is going to get you a whoopin. HO HO HO!!
Cloud: Grins more That laugh sounds like Santa Claus, hell, with garbs like that you resemble Santa Claus...on coming-out day I mean.
Scotch: Pounds fists together You want us to teach him boss?
Corneo: Grins evil grin Well, my boys are a bit blood thirsty, why not? Corneo begins to walk off, but stops momentarily, glimpsing back And remember boys. He isn't a honey, so don't be as gentle as you normally would. Walks off
Cloud: looks at Scotch and Kotch as people start leaving the bar in fear Gentle?! I'm not even gonna ask.why do you hang out with a loser like that guy anyway?
Kotch: Grows Angry Loser?! How disrespectful!! The Don is a romantic!! He provides us with the honeys!!!
Scotch: Pounds fists again And he allows us to beat on punks like you!!! Throws punch
Cloud: Grabs hand, and begins twist Scotch's wrist as Scotch cringes in pain Hmm, yea, I see what your saying, but kinda sad that he doesn't ever train you for times like these, dontcha think? Grin
Kotch: Looks at Scotch in pain and becomes aggravated Your gonna get it now punk!! Draws small knife Prepare for some manual blood work!! Got anything to say before I kill you?! Swings Knife
Cloud: Pulls out Buster sword and slashes Kotch's knife in two, then points sword at the pair letting go of Scotch Yes. Retracts and sheaths Buster sword and walks in between the two, stopping momentarily Train a little, you two couldn't take out a two-year old. Exits Bar
Cloud walks a bit as he sees Corneo off in the distance looking the opposite way, and meeting prostitutes and feeding them chocolate covered cherries
Corneo: HO HO!! That's right hunnies!!! There's plenty of me to go around!!! HO HO!! Yes my little Cutesies!!! HO HO!!
Cloud: Stops a few from Corneo, and folds his arms Weren't you going to kill the Santa act? Corneo turns, blocking the women with his arms as he faces Cloud with fear in his eyes Your flunkies aren't good body guards, and seems you are quite the celebrity with the ladies.
Corneo: Scared Oh, uh..it's you?! Scotch? Kotch? Help me out here guys HO HO..Looks around for henchmen
Cloud: Draws Buster sword Let's settle this. I haven't time for you, but your in my way to finding information.
Corneo: Girls run off screaming in high pitches Ummm.ahhhh.errr.Straightens face and stands tall Ok then.very well, but one question for you. Why would high fidelity like me stoop to this low and cower before you, then stand tall and relinquish his dignity?
Because he's a good loser
Because he has one last trick up his sleeve
Because he's humbled by another fighter
Cloud: Face hardens Damn, I knew there was a catch to you!! A Gundam fighter!
Corneo: Dances excitedly All correct!!! Now, prepare to die!! HO HO!! Honey Bee Gundam, Rise!!!
A huge Gundam comes up from the ground as Corneo gets inside, and into the Mobile Trace Cockpit. The Gundam is colored Neon Pink and Blood Red with some bulk, wielding a huge blade shaped like a Mohawk on a stick.
Corneo: from inside Gundam HO HO!! Now who's beating who? I'll make a squashed tomato out of you!! HO HO!!
(Hey kids!! An ATE from FFIX!!)
Mog walks the slum alone, but stops as his fur cringes
Mog: Uh oh Kupo!! Cloud needs assistance Kupo!! Slitzskin where are you!? Runs rampantly towards Cloud's position, and ducks behind rubble as he reaches the fight scene. A Gundam Kupo?! Well, the boys said it would work, so I'll hafta trust em'!! Go get 'em Cloud!!
Cloud: Steps back as Honey Bee Gundam advances So, I see your in the Gundam fight!! Well then, this will be a formidable warm-up!! Raises Buster sword Rise Buster Gundam!!!!
A huge Dark Purple, Black, and Yellow Gundam rises. The Gundam is quite slim, and wields a huge Buster sword on its' back. Cloud locks into the Mobile trace system, and performs numerous punches, kicks, and sword techniques as the Gundam performs the same movements.
Corneo: Laughs HO HO!! So, a Gundam fighter as well eh? Shoulda known, HO HO!! But you won't be in the tournament long enough for me to get to know you!!
Cloud: Lets get down to it then!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
The Gundams Charge at each other, weapons drawn. The machines clash in a deadlock, Honey Bee Gundam backs off and fires off its vulcans. Buster Gundam boosts nimbly away, avoiding most of the shots, and blocking the rest with the Buster sword. The two fly at each other again, and clash in mid air, with their blades.
Mog: Crouching under rubble Wow, Buster Gundam is suited for Cloud Kupo!!! Ooooh, but all this destruction hurts my head Kupo!!!
The two Gundams remain deadlocked in the air
Corneo: HO HO!! I love stand-offs!!! Then I can do this!!
Honey Bee Gundam attempts to jab Buster Gundam with its knee, but Buster Gundam boosts up, and with the butt of the buster sword, jabs Honey Bee Gundam into the ground, and follows it down.
Corneo: Scared No, impossible!!! How could you.see that.ahhh!! I'm gonna be squashed!!
Cloud: Grows Serious Damn right!! Buster Gundam readys the Buster sword as it glows brightly This sword of mine glows with a great power!! It's aura tells me to defeat you!! MAKO SLASH!!!
Buster Gundam charges forward, jamming the buster sword into Honey Bee Gundam's head
Cloud: Eyes glowing a blinding blue lightLet me refresh your memory!! If a Gundam loses its' head, it is disqualified from the Gundam fight!!
Corneo: Goes insane as Honey Bee Gundams' cockpit goes berserk What's going on!? HO HO Hooo My God!!! Are those..M-M-MAKO EYES?! This can't be!! Call truce!! Call truce!!
Cloud: Takes out photograph, and holds it to the camera One last thing!! Do you know this man here?!
Corneo: Scared and going insane Dah Dah ..Daive NEVER SEEN THAT MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Cloud: Pathetic, and by the way, you were right.
Corneo: I was? Looking not so scared anymore
Cloud: Grins I won't see you again in the Gundam fight!! Buster Gundam runs the buster sword all the way through Honey Bee Gundams head, which explodes in mere seconds
Buster Gundam twirls the sword and resheaths the buster sword, and stands tall
Later on
Cloud and Mog stand together, about to leave as they talk with the bartender, and other innocent bystanders
Cloud: Sorry for messin your town up even more
Bartender: Smiles What you sorry for? You helped a lot!! It was because those guys had a Gundam that was the problem!! We thank you!!
Mog: Walks up to Cloud No one can give a positive on the photo Cloud.
Batender: Faces Cloud Sorry, that guy hasn't been around here as far as we know. But, I do hope ya find him. And here's something that should help you.
(RECEIVED TENT) (I had to add that in!!)
Bartender: Have a safe journey!!
Cloud: You be careful here as well. Thanks for your help. Take care now. Walks off
Mog: Bye Bye Kupo!! Walks behind Cloud, trying to keep up You did awesome Kupo!!
Cloud: Keeps walking Yea Yea.lets go. (And at least I didn't have to dress up as a girl this time)
President Shinra: In silent voice to readers (Hehe, that's what he thinks..tee hee, this is only the first episode, ha ha ha ha.!!)
The two walk off into Midgar, looking for the next stop
End of Episode One