The Making of the Parasite Eve 2 Movie!
Directed by Kevin Smith (a.k.a. Silent Bob)
(The Low income from the original movie put this movie on a low budget.)
The Cast and initial comments
Aya Brea- Julia Roberts "Yay, I get to dye my hair again."
Kyle Madigan- David Schwimmer "My show is getting cancelled, so I'm desperate."
No. 9- Vin Diesel "Ooh, nice spandex."
Gary Douglas- Sam Neil "Damn, the dinosaurs were in the first movie."
Eve- Mary Kate Olson "Ha, I got picked and not my sister."
Pierce Carradine- Leonardo Decaprio "Those bastards left me in the ocean. Oh well, I made my way back."
(Due to low budget, Rupert Broderick and Hal Baldwin were stripped from the storyline)
Originally, Pamela Anderson Lee was supposed to star as Agent Aya Brea once again in this movie. Budgets forced Special Effects to be removed, and nobody told Pamela that the actual building was going to be blown up during the Acropolis Tower Scene. Julia Roberts took her place after the long process of getting her hair to remain the same color for the duration of filming.
Vin Diesel had trouble with the concept of a gun blade. He didn't know how to use it, even though it was fake and useless, he repeatedly insisted on training with it. To ensure time conservation, a fake program was created, and he was none the wiser.
Mary Kate was a huge problem. There was blood discovered all over her dressing room, and written in blood all over the room was "Mary Kate is a Dead Bitch. She didn't deserve the part, so now it's mine." The writing was not true, for Mary Kate was alive and well, but the whereabouts of Ashley Olson is a mystery. LAPD, however, feel that the blood covered room has nothing to do with the disappearance.
Kevin Smith was going insane. He wouldn't shut up about a girl named Amy, even though he really never had a relationship with somebody by that name. When he wasn't complaining, he was totally silent and didn't direct very well. Sam Neil would not stop bugging him about adding dinosaurs to the movie, and Julia Roberts kept rambling to him about the degrading stereotypes given to feminine prostitutes, and how she believed that they could be ladies if they had enough money.
Leonardo Decaprio kept having nightmares about a huge sinking ship, and would run into the studio at late nights screaming to "Rose."
David Schwimmer couldn't get out of any old habits. While making the movie, he got married 5 times while his original fiancé was trapped on an island with a moderately old pilot, and she was of course cheating on him there.
There was another tragedy. It would never have been revealed, but the press caught on to it. A robotic ANMC creature malfunctioned and ripped off Leonardo Decaprio's "manhood." This is the reason for the huge decline in his movie making, because he no longer has a great appeal to women.
Of course this movie was nearly put out of theatres due to its horrible quality. To save production, Kevin Smith made it another "Jay and Silent Bob" movie, and it became a huge blockbuster, especially since it featured the half hour "manhood lost" scene with Leo.
Directed by Kevin Smith (a.k.a. Silent Bob)
(The Low income from the original movie put this movie on a low budget.)
The Cast and initial comments
Aya Brea- Julia Roberts "Yay, I get to dye my hair again."
Kyle Madigan- David Schwimmer "My show is getting cancelled, so I'm desperate."
No. 9- Vin Diesel "Ooh, nice spandex."
Gary Douglas- Sam Neil "Damn, the dinosaurs were in the first movie."
Eve- Mary Kate Olson "Ha, I got picked and not my sister."
Pierce Carradine- Leonardo Decaprio "Those bastards left me in the ocean. Oh well, I made my way back."
(Due to low budget, Rupert Broderick and Hal Baldwin were stripped from the storyline)
Originally, Pamela Anderson Lee was supposed to star as Agent Aya Brea once again in this movie. Budgets forced Special Effects to be removed, and nobody told Pamela that the actual building was going to be blown up during the Acropolis Tower Scene. Julia Roberts took her place after the long process of getting her hair to remain the same color for the duration of filming.
Vin Diesel had trouble with the concept of a gun blade. He didn't know how to use it, even though it was fake and useless, he repeatedly insisted on training with it. To ensure time conservation, a fake program was created, and he was none the wiser.
Mary Kate was a huge problem. There was blood discovered all over her dressing room, and written in blood all over the room was "Mary Kate is a Dead Bitch. She didn't deserve the part, so now it's mine." The writing was not true, for Mary Kate was alive and well, but the whereabouts of Ashley Olson is a mystery. LAPD, however, feel that the blood covered room has nothing to do with the disappearance.
Kevin Smith was going insane. He wouldn't shut up about a girl named Amy, even though he really never had a relationship with somebody by that name. When he wasn't complaining, he was totally silent and didn't direct very well. Sam Neil would not stop bugging him about adding dinosaurs to the movie, and Julia Roberts kept rambling to him about the degrading stereotypes given to feminine prostitutes, and how she believed that they could be ladies if they had enough money.
Leonardo Decaprio kept having nightmares about a huge sinking ship, and would run into the studio at late nights screaming to "Rose."
David Schwimmer couldn't get out of any old habits. While making the movie, he got married 5 times while his original fiancé was trapped on an island with a moderately old pilot, and she was of course cheating on him there.
There was another tragedy. It would never have been revealed, but the press caught on to it. A robotic ANMC creature malfunctioned and ripped off Leonardo Decaprio's "manhood." This is the reason for the huge decline in his movie making, because he no longer has a great appeal to women.
Of course this movie was nearly put out of theatres due to its horrible quality. To save production, Kevin Smith made it another "Jay and Silent Bob" movie, and it became a huge blockbuster, especially since it featured the half hour "manhood lost" scene with Leo.