Chapter 1 Kiroku, the dark angel demon
"Come on kagome, you need to hurry up taking a bath doesn't take that fucking long." "Inuyasha I wouldn't be talking, at least I take a bath." (A/n have you ever noticed that we never see Inu take a bath?) "But that is where you're wrong wench, I take a bath every time you're done, you just never notice because your so damned infatuated with your hair."
"A girls hair is very important."
"Hey Miroku, do you think a girls hair is important?"
"Of course I do long and healthy that's my type."
"I should have known not to ask someone who practically is a woman."
"Hey I can still hear you even though you mumbled, and I'd rather be called an expert on every thing female."
"More like a pervert."
Sango I thought you would think better of me."
Sango can you watch Miroku, shippo and me are leaving the spring k."
"All right I'll watch him AND Inuyasha." "Why do I have to be watched it's not like I'm the pervert?" "Expert on every thing female." "We're out lets get out of here." "Kagome can you carry me?" Sure Shippo, are you sleepy?" "Yea" "night" "night" "zzzzzzzz" "Kagome, you need to stop babying him he's a demon and he can take care of him self." "Inuyasha, he is just a child with out any family left alone to fend for him self." "So that's what happened to me." "Yeah and look how you turned out." "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "Oh nothing"
"I think shippo is in good hands kagome is the perfect mother."
"Hey Inu, I bet you think this information gives Kagome some very good mate points (nudges Inu with elbow)."
"What makes you Th.. Hey do you hear that?"
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"It sounds like something is running really fast"
"What, where did it go?
"Fuck, I smell a demon."
"Kagome put Shippo down in a safe place and get ready that goes for the rest of you to (pulls out tetsiga) this might get bloody."
"Sniff sniff, where the hell did it go."
BOOM!
"Damn, what the fuck just happened, what Kagome where are you shippo miroku sango are you guys O.K.?"
"Fe your human friends and the kurisine are fine but you won't be after I'm done with you."
"Who the hell are you, and what do you want."
"I'm Kiroku, a demon angel and I'm here to collect my bounty"
"Come on kagome, you need to hurry up taking a bath doesn't take that fucking long." "Inuyasha I wouldn't be talking, at least I take a bath." (A/n have you ever noticed that we never see Inu take a bath?) "But that is where you're wrong wench, I take a bath every time you're done, you just never notice because your so damned infatuated with your hair."
"A girls hair is very important."
"Hey Miroku, do you think a girls hair is important?"
"Of course I do long and healthy that's my type."
"I should have known not to ask someone who practically is a woman."
"Hey I can still hear you even though you mumbled, and I'd rather be called an expert on every thing female."
"More like a pervert."
Sango I thought you would think better of me."
Sango can you watch Miroku, shippo and me are leaving the spring k."
"All right I'll watch him AND Inuyasha." "Why do I have to be watched it's not like I'm the pervert?" "Expert on every thing female." "We're out lets get out of here." "Kagome can you carry me?" Sure Shippo, are you sleepy?" "Yea" "night" "night" "zzzzzzzz" "Kagome, you need to stop babying him he's a demon and he can take care of him self." "Inuyasha, he is just a child with out any family left alone to fend for him self." "So that's what happened to me." "Yeah and look how you turned out." "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "Oh nothing"
"I think shippo is in good hands kagome is the perfect mother."
"Hey Inu, I bet you think this information gives Kagome some very good mate points (nudges Inu with elbow)."
"What makes you Th.. Hey do you hear that?"
"tactactactactactactactactactactac
"It sounds like something is running really fast"
"What, where did it go?
"Fuck, I smell a demon."
"Kagome put Shippo down in a safe place and get ready that goes for the rest of you to (pulls out tetsiga) this might get bloody."
"Sniff sniff, where the hell did it go."
BOOM!
"Damn, what the fuck just happened, what Kagome where are you shippo miroku sango are you guys O.K.?"
"Fe your human friends and the kurisine are fine but you won't be after I'm done with you."
"Who the hell are you, and what do you want."
"I'm Kiroku, a demon angel and I'm here to collect my bounty"