The chickens and plants were for egg's and oxygen. Amateurs. Bardocks entrance in the story btw. LOOOOTTTS of cursing he does. Very peeved male person. : ) 

5. A gentle place

'Finally. Mud-ball.'

'Is that it's name?' I peered at the identical planet to Earth. 'It feels like we made a little circle. It looks so much like my planet.'

'I can assure you it's different. Do you see a moon? Or those damned satellites?' he still had misgivings when two nearly hit us. 'Damned space junk.'

'Well sensors tell me there are 4.' I snickered.

'Then they launched 2 since I left. Feh. More junk. Your planet had it invested.'

'True.' Kari raced inside. Loving her new clothes still.

'Okay…their not used to aliens coming down. And as much as you two look like them, there are bound to be differences. Also you'll see very animalistic beings, they speak. And um...they use Hoi-Poi capsules. You can stuff a whole house inside those. Technically their more advanced and no wars. Oh and a planet king. And guardian…'

'YOUR TELLING ME NOW?' I shrieked.

'Hold on. DENDE! HEY NAMEKIAN! BE AFRAID AND FORWARNED, I RETURN. WITH COMPANY. Should rattle them.' I screamed high pitched as a guy on a carpet appeared from thin air.

'Don't do that damnit…my poor heart…' Vegeta laughed.

'Ah the clown.'

'I'm sorry madam.'

'Madam even.' I sulked. Did I look that old?

'It's Mrs. And she's a widow.'

'I'm sorry.'

'Don't you dare to be. I hated him.' I stated smug.

'Oh in that case, congratulation?'

'Better, thanks.'

'Clown, where is the Namekian.' He vanished. I got cross.

'I hate that. In out and unasked.'

'He'll be back…better not…' it flopped back and I had a carpet on my head. Gritting my teeth I crawled from under it. I would kill for a broom…

'Ah Namek. Meet this onna.'

'I'm coming.' I grunted as my beloved daughter laughed as well. 'Kari? SHUSH.' She fought down a giggled and beamed.

'Yes mommy.'

'Since when do you take guests along Vegeta?' I sat on my ass and yelped.

'Your green!' Calmly the boy or what ever peered at me.

'Yes I am. Very observant.' Grrrrrrrr. My high school temper was returning with a vengeance…

'I like his ears mommy.' Kari giggled. 'Just like the dark mister.'

'Yeah must be related.' I snickered. Vegeta wanted to say something but burst out laughing instead.

'Dende, meet Sarah and Kari. Girls meet Dende, the guardian of Chikyuu.'

'You're a god?' I sat up more respectful.

'No, more of a…protector.' The boy replied smiling.

'Then you do a lousy job and your ki is about as high as Sarah's.'

'Vegeta your just as rude as usual. Again, why bring the ladies?'

'OH Vegeta he called me a lady.' Kari zoomed to Vegeta and clamped his leg.

'He did squirt.'

'Oh heavens…um…is it your child?' Dende stammered. We peered at the other. Vegeta burst out laughing as I peered sour at him. Was it that weird?

'Talking about brats, did the onna deliver?'

'Yes, a healthy son.' Vegeta fell back.

'A SON? I WANT A GIRL DAMNIT! How did she name it? I pray no underwear…'

'Trunks…' he gasped and slid down.

'Trunks?' he squeaked. 'My first born…should be Vegeta…not underwear…'

'Trunks?' I stammered. 'She called her son Trunks?'

'Onna, gets better still. Her name is Bulma. And her last name is Briefs.' I cried in glee and rolled around laughing.

'Is his hair black.' Vegeta asked hopeful.

'Lavender…'

'Lavender? As in purple?'

'AS in purple…' Dende nodded. He turned crimson.

'DAMNIT can't she do anything good. Hold on, I'll land in the back yard. Just leave for a few months and she screws things up. UNDERWEAR.' I burst out laughing again. TRUNKS…

'If you get a daughter you could call her slip.' I giggled. 'Or tanga.'

'Or what mommy wares. A bra.' We all started laughing again. Well Kari and I were.'

'I'm not sure how to say it Vegeta, should I congratulate you or not?' Dende stammered. I sat on the carpet. Better then the floor and smirked at the young over-sight.

'Your kinda sweet. Tip? Don't say anything. He's moody.'

'He's always moody.' He replied. Cross I glanced at him.

'Is not. He'll be a very good father for the boy. Mark my words.'

'I WANT A DAUGHTER DAMNIT, I KNOW HOW TO REAR THOSE NOW.'

'I thought you wished a son?'

'SCREW SONS, I WAS A BLOODY PAIN. I WANT A DAUGHTER. Their easily tamed.'

'Mommy and Vegeta sitting on the bridge, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.!' Kari sung I laughed as Vegeta shushed her angry. More angry then usual. Confused I peered at him as Kari ran to me. Walked to Vegeta and glared at him.

'If your angry, don't take it out on Kari.'

'Leave me alone woman.' I slammed his cheek hard. Well, hurt me more then him, but I got his attention.

'If you continue being an ass go ahead, but we'll walk away. I'm fed up with jerks.'

'I deserved the whack, but watch it, your child isn't named after underwear. It's a PRINCE damnit! Can't I be angry!?' I sighed. Kari stopped as well. Named after panties?

'Poor kid.' Kari mused. I sighed deep as I peered at Dende.

'Are we welcome here?'

'Every one is welcome, if their not up to something that is. Causing havoc and such.'

'Well, might cause a little scene…' I snickered, not meaning it. Dende seemed to know as he laughed too. 'We'll see you later maybe.' And both vanished.

'Damn that kids green.' I muttered. Vegeta laughed again.

'There's an adult roaming around as well. He's grumpy and rude.'

'Just like you?' Kari asked sweetly. Vegeta smirked.

'Worse.'

'Oh oh…' We landed smoothly and soon the ramp was lowered. As the first…Wodan raced out. Saw cookies on a tabled and took off with the plate. Nice intro… damned dog.

'ONNAAAAAAA.' Vegeta howled. I didn't feel like going out yet. I wanted to peer through the windows first to see where the hell we were. Kari skipped after Vegeta and I knew she'd be save.

***

'ONNA DAMNIT I CAME BACK!' on a cloth she pulled her sunglasses up.

'How nice. You were gone for MONTHS yah prick!'

'SO? I warned you. Meet Sarah and…hold on…missing one…Sarah DAMNIT! Fine. This is Kari. She's from Earth. The mutt stomped over Bulma as I grinned. Good job.

'Where is the kid?'

'Inside. It's too hot for HIM.'

'Yeah I know, I disagree on his NAME onna. TRUNKSSS?'

'What is WRONG with that name? My grandfathers name! And stop cursing!'

'It is UNDERWEAR. That's WRONG. And his last name is BRIEFS. Again UNDERWEAR. Where the hell is the royal blood name eh?'

'That's his SECOND NAME.'

'Vegeta?'

'YESSSS. What else, your not very talkative about Saiyan NAMES.' I grunted. Turning around again.

'Sarah GET YOUR ASS OUT!' still nothing. Damnit. And ho arrived. KAKAROTTO.

'Hiya Vegeta. Glad your back…'

'SHUT UP.' He blinked. Oath. 'SARAH DAMNIT! I'LL HAUL YOU OUT!'

'SCREW YOU VEGETA.' Came from inside. Now I knew only Kakarotto had heard that. Too faint for their ears.

'I DID, NOW COME OUT!'

'I WON'T!' I ignored Kakarotto's condescending glare.

'Shut up, one night stand with that there.' I nodded to Bulma who turned red.

'THAT???? CALLING ME A THAT ARE WE? THE NERVE, YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR SON!'

'FINE I WANTED A GIRL ANYWAY!'

'YOU ASS!' Damn echo. Sarah howled the same. Kari sat with Mutt eating MY cookies.

'BOTH of you SHUT UP. Kakarotto stop GLARING I can do so, much better anyway. ONNA GET OUT OF THAT SHIP.' Some new curses. Fine be that way. I stalked over as I heard a yelp and she bolted back inside.

'Um Vegeta…' Kakarotto stammered.

'I won't kill her. Yet. ONNA the ship is yours, your birthday is soon right?'

'It was 2 days after you LEFT.'

'It's yours so shut up.'

'Vegeta chill out man…' AHHHH Yamcha ass.

'YOU…' I pointed at him. 'Don't you dare open that mouth again or you'll be toothless.' Kakarotto eyed me funny. WHATTT.

'ONNA I'M COMING!'

'FINE.'

'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WANTED TO COME HERE DAMNIT!'

'I CHANGED MY MIND, YOUR ACTING LIKE A JERK.' I exhaled to calm myself. I could strangle her.

'Bulma…' I tried instead. 'Could you escort her out? Or you Kakarotto?'

'Shall I?' Yamcha offered.

'NO.' He peered blank at the three who howled it. Kakarotto too?

'Um…no I'll go…' Kakarotto stated. Peering weary at me, as I pointed at the ship.

'Well?'

'Why not?' Yamcha whined.

'Because I'll slam your teeth out if you near her. She had bad experience with men and I am NOT one of them. In fact I killed him.' Kakarotto peered at me. So I yanked him down.

'He beat her up for years.' I whispered too soft for THEM to hear. 'Adding to that he slammed a child from her womb and raped her. Reason enough mister goody to shoes?' he glared down.

'No need for that insulting Vegeta.'

'Kakarotto, I'm frustrated. She build a space ship. It worked, got us in space. We changed ships cause it was a scrap heap to be honest. She was as happy as can be now she won't come OUT. Kakarotto I took care of chickens! A bloody farm while she was comatose. And I took care of the brat for a few days. Me? Yes ME. And when I return I hear that I have a son named after UNDERWARE. So can I be MOODY? If so, happy day, if not, too BAD.' There.

'Um…okay…a farm?'

'YES now go get her OUT.' Impatiently I stalked to a table and drank someone's glass empty.

***

'Um miss Sarah?'

He send someone else. Jerk. Didn't even come himself. What was wrong with him. Ever since we neared this planet, he started changing his personality. Why did he put that mask back on. I was so angry at him for it, that by accident…returned to my own shy one. This sucked…

So here I was. Hiding in the machine room behind something big. Knowing my only daughter was outside. With Vegeta who acted up. Really just that. Pretended.

'Miss my name is Gokuu.' I reeled and inched more behind the thing. How there hell did he know I was here. Go AWAY. 'Must be confusing, suddenly a new planet…new people…I guess it must feel saver here, a place that you know?' Well bit true. I knew this ship better then the world outside and HE trespassed here. I wanted him GONE and he was talking a bit like Vegeta had before…only a little. Two more footsteps.

'Kakarotto, wait outside, I'll talk with her. You've been here for 20 minutes already. Has she said anything yet?'

'Nothing. But I sense she's in here though. I don't want to scare her too much…'Oh weren't we kind. He came back himself.  'Are you sure you don't want me around?'

'Positive.'

'I'll be outside if you need me then.' Two feet leaving.

'Sarah? I know you're here as well. What is wrong?'

'You are. That's what.' Damn I was too stiff. I couldn't get out. 'I'm stuck.' I whined.

'I'm coming. Continue talking.'

'About what. You? Suddenly changing your ways?'

'I did?'

'You have for days. The closer we came here the more aggressive and ego headed you became. And short tempered. Are you sick?'

'No…' He found me and reached for my hand. I squeezed my hand free and clasped it with his as he yanked me out. Winching I held him for a moment as my body realized it could move again. It was painful as blood returned where it should.

'I don't even know why I came back. The onna only screams at me. The brat is named wrong. And they all dislike me. None of them really know me. You do.' I glanced up at him.

'Well we agreed on you returning to your mate…' I whispered sour.

'She's not my mate.' He snapped. 'First I want to spend more time with you.' I shook my head.

'No, then you'll linger around with me and Kari. We decided for you son, he needs his father.'

'Sarah the Onna HATES me.' I smiled funny without humour.

'You know. I have NO idea if she hates you or not. I can't say anything about it.'

'Then come outside and ask her.' I laughed cold.

'Oh this brings back high school. I don't know if he likes me, you go ask… feh. Grow up Vegeta, ask yourself.'

'Truth?' he asked.

'Yes.'

'I'm afraid to ask.' Okay…that beat me. I sunk on the ground as he flopped cross-legged beside me. Not planning on going anyplace soon.

'I told you about Bulma and me. One timer. She's loud, obnoxious, thinks she knows best, names the brat after underwear, and doesn't understand me.'

'Do you remember our vision, with your dad?'

'The second?'

'Yes.' After the first night there had been many 'sessions' with his father rubbing our faces in things we really didn't want to remember. But only his father came, and actually I became fond of him. Even if we hadn't seen him in weeks now.

'He said we were twin souls and that it's no good to bond. That's why I think you should stay with Bulma. We're too much alike. Know each other too well. It would be a perfect couple. But perfect isn't good. You know I would love, to give it a try, I know you would love to give it a try, but it won't work.'

'Screw my father.'

'Rather not.' I snickered. He smirked.

'In a way you did. We look alike.'

'Nice to mention, hadn't noticed at all.' I chided.

We rose, he pulled me up actually. 'I think it's a mask I use for here. They know me like that.'

'Then dosage your true self through it, let them adjust to the real you.'

'Can't make promises, sometimes it's not an act. I can be a jerk.'

'No when you blow up planets, then you're a Super Saiyan - super jerk…' he clamped his hand around my mouth.

'Shush, secret…because the guy that came here, that's Kakarotto…remember?' I nodded and pried his hand away.

'He's a smooth talker. Are you sure he's a Saiyan?'

'Yeah, his excuse, bumped his head as a brat. Raised here as a Chikyuu.'

'Are they all sugar and spice then? No wonder you were going mad.'

'Piccolo is fun, grumpy. And there is an…' he pinned me against the wall. 'There is a guy outside with a mop top, and a scar. Don't you dare go out with him, he's a cheating jerk. He'll only hurt girls.'

'Yes SIR.' I smirked.

'I mean it Sarah.' I peered at him as he peered down the hall and kissed me one more time. And VERY passionate and demanding.

'You better not be far away. If I'm fed up, I'll trash your day.' I laughed.

'You can't. I watched us closer, I'm opposite from your mood. The more upset you get the more peaceful I become.' He laughed.

'Well get upset then. Often. Saves my energy.'

'Egoistic jerk.'

'You bet, wench. Come on.'

* * *

I hung in a tree and refused to budge. Had been hanging here for years I think. Literally.

'Bardock, come down…' Celipa whined. Only female warrior in my team.

'NO.'

'Look I can't believe that after all these years, your still angry no one believed you with Freeza.' I got angry again. The thick headed…

'NO I'M NOT AT ALL.'

'YOU ARE. TOOORAAAA, he still is, you fix. You told him.'

'FINE thanks. Only my zillionth time of trying. I'll blow the tree under his ass up. Watch out, gonna blow it up.' He did, the ass. MY tree. So I lay down on a tall rock. New home. 'Happy day, he moved a whole 2 meters. SIREEE he's stubborn still!'

'Bardock?' The last Saiyan king stalked my rock. Big deal. Whined as often as the guys.

'I DIED FIRST, YOU ASSES, I FIRED BACK AT HIM, DAMNIT, UNBELIEVING THICK HEADED TAILED FOOLS.' I roared. My daily howl. Was on time as usual. Nice day planning. Very occupied. So many petitions

'Yeah-yeah.' Some muttered. Grrrr. I sat up.

'I DID, AND YOU, I remember you, you LAUGHED AT ME IN THAT BAR. YOUR DEAD NOW, I WARNED YOU!' And flopped back down with a straw. Chewing angrily on it. An angry flush creeping over my face again. The king stood beside me.

'Done?'

'NO.'

'Look Bardock a gift?' 10 elites dragged Zarbon over. Absently I loaded high and blew his hair off. Done.

'I HAD HEADACHES OVER YOU ALL, DAMNIT. THOSE VISIONS WERE A PAIN, AND GETTING SLAMMED IN MY NECK IN ORDER TO GET THEM HURT LIKE HELL TOO. I PASSED OUT OVER YOU, INGRATES. I ATE DUST.'

'That's new…' The king muttered above me. I rolled on my stomach and ignored him completely. Firing at some caretakers of this shit hole. Now I was tired and didn't move an inch. Not really tired. But I didn't feel like moving. And being dead meant I didn't need to eat. I felt the need too. But I didn't act on it, and I still was here. If I wanted to eat I had to leave my new house and hunt other nasty souls.

'Kanossa sucked, In heaven it sucked, here it sucks and YOU all suck. And my Sons too cause they got themselves killed. MY OTHER SON WHO, DISPITE HIS LEVEL, SUCKS TOO CAUSE HE KILLED HIS SIBLINGS.'

'Oh dear. Your decade fit?'

'FUCK YOU. GO AWAY.'

 'Hey watch it.' Zorn kicked me? HE KICKED ME? I got up and kicked him off my rock.

'MY ROCK. FIND YOUR OWN DAMNIT, BETTER YET, TAKE IT.' I flew up. Al those asses. Flew to a mountain. Blew a hole in it and got in my cave. From that place I blew my tree remains, and the rock Zorn stood on, up. There.

'SO! THERE PRICK.' And flopped back inside somewhat content. Crawled back to the entrance and glared at Zorn who lay on his ass.

'AND I WARNED YOU TOO, AND YOU KICKED ME OUT WITH YOUR ELITES, FEH.' And returned grumbling.

'Did he?' I faintly heard.

'Yes, just after you left on your mission, sire.'

'I WARNED YOU ALL.' I roared from my cave. Too angry I rammed at the ceiling. Confining. I blew a hole and flew up. Too damn dark.

'Tora?' I aimed and fried him. 'ASS MY TREE.' Smoking he laughed. Restless I flew over the dump and gritted my teeth. No TREE. I landed for a care taker.

'Get me a TREE.'

'No more trees. Decree of King Yema. You blow them up.' I flushed crimson.

'I DON'T, THEY DO TO NAG ME, AFTER I TOLD THEM ABOUT THAT ASS OF A FREEZA AND NOW THEY WANT TO PISS ME OFF BY BLOWING UP MY TREES AND IT WORKED, NOW I'M HOMELESS I WANT MY TREE NOWWWW.'

'You better get him a tree…' The king behind me.

'Fill these pap…' I grabbed his papers and burned them and his face.

'YEMMMAAA!' I flashed away before the desk.

'I WANT MY DAMNED TREE... MAKE IT BLAST PROOF. MY HOME MY TREE MY FITS. They should leave me the HELL alone in HELL.'

'Good morning to you too. Fine mood were in.' the bull headed red faced giant muttered.

'They blew up my TREE. My last TREE. There are no more fucking TREES. Rocks don't work and caves are to damned DARK.' I recited my standard story about Freeza, I warned them they laughed, Zorn kicked my ass, kids killing each other off. I inhaled deep.

'With other words I want PEACE.' I was zapped to heaven. Moody I glared at the happy souls floating around, trees granted. But too much LEAVES. I wanted my old barren tree BACK.

'YEMMMAAAA NOT HERE DAMNIT.' Back before the desk. I flew up and stalked before the book.

'I want my tree. Tora the ass blew it up. Punish him, chop his tail. Suspend him from ever using ki again. Got a bonsai tree?' I peered at Yema. Who nodded opened a drawer and put a bonsai tree on the desk. Good. I flew up and settled in there.

'Happy?'

'For now. MY tree. Make it blast proof.'

'It already is.'

'Good. Take me and my tree back.' Zap, I was back and laughed at Tora.

'HAH MY TREE. Now FUCK OFF, ALL OF YOU.' There, I showed them.

'Still in his fit?' beside him Taurus. Oh thanks Yema. I aimed and blew them both over.

'ASSES FOR GETTING KILLED, YAH TWATS. I TAUGHT YOUR ASSES BETTER DAMNIT!'  now I was calmer.

'Love you too dad…' Taurus stammered so I fired one more. 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAD.' Feh try and avoid. I'm getting better. 'YOUR ALL FOOLS.' Tora fired at MY tree. Worried I peered down HAH fixed. But he was dead. Again. I flew down and growling and hissing followed Tora around and kicked him to pieces. Literally. Nice to be a ghost.

'STAY THE FUCK OFF MY TREE ASS. MY TREE, INDESTRUCTABLE UNLIKE YOUR ASS. Remain in PIECES DAMN YOU. FOR ONLY 30 DECADES. DO US ALL A FAVOUR.'

'Wow your angry now aren't you!' Tora chided. AHHHH. I flew up and threw a massive blast down. Only my tree remained and I do think I vaporized the king and Zorn too. Oops. Well don't near my tree then. Asses. I landed on my tree and settled again. A crater around MY tree. On the edge they peered at me.

'Okay, I'm not nearing him…' Zorn mused.

'Well I wouldn't go there if they paid me. Man what a temper…' Zorn turned and snickering grabbed Adam.

'Hey my friend. We have business still.'

'AGAIN?'

Behind the king Zarbon peered down.

'Not advisable to go down lord Vegeta…he's cranky…' A fist rammed into him.

'It's sire, ass. If you boot lick do it properly.'

'Yes sire, lord Freeza is in the boiling oil as you requested.' Another stomp.

'It's FREEZA not LORD. And I don't request but order. And I order for you to go to Bardock.'

'But…'

'NOW.'                                 

'Yes sire…anything I should say?'

'Nothing, just make his day. DODO.'

'Yes sire?'

'Follow Zippy.'

'Yes sire.' I peered as they neared MY tree, MY domain.

 'GO THE FUCK AWAY.'

'But we had order…'

'SCREW ORDERS, FUCK OFF.'

'But…'

'NO BUTS DAMNIT! And by the way I SAW you two watching how I got blown up!' in 1 second they bowled into Napa and Zorn. I stood in my tree.

'YOUR ALL WEAK ASSES YOU KNOW THAT? THREATENING MY BRAT, HAH. HE KILLED YOU ALL. AND DEFEATED YOU NAPA. YOU BIG SKULLED COMMANDER WANNA BE ASS. NOW I CAN KICK AT COMMAND AS MUCH AS I WANT, CAUSE YOU BLEW UP DISPITE MY WARNING!' The king sighed so I howled louder.

'AND MY TEAM GOT KILLED OVER YOU LAZY DRINKING AND FEASTING ASSES. Oh yeah…dodo?' I inhaled and used a mouth blast and incinerated Zorn, Napa, zippy and dodo. There.

'PAY BACK!' I slid down. I watched as the king flew over and requested a branch to sit on. I waved at one below me. He settled down as he put out his singed cape. And here I thought my aim was quite nice.

'You singed my cape and you just blew me up.' He moped. 'You never did that before.'

'Accident. You stood in the wrong place.'

'Warn me then.'

'They'd all freak.'

'They do regardless. Your almost an elite.'

'Gave me crap. I still died.'

'How can you be mad after all these years. Napa was killed by my brat. He's no longer angry.'

'I have MORE BRAINS THEN NAPA.'

'True, what if I promote you the commander of the dead Saiyan army. Many people here…'

'Were I alive…maybe. Now? NO FUCKING WAY. Their lame. All of them. And ungrateful.'

'AH idea. Be back in a bit. ZORRRRNNNN IDEAAAAA pull yourself together man! AGAIN.' Feh. Let them have their schemes. I spit on them.

In a while I saw many duplicates. Oh MY.

'Not my ancestors…aw fuck…'

'BRAT, stop sulking your shaming your lineage.'

'Fuck off dad.'

'YOUR LANGUAGE Bardock.'

'Screw yourself mom.' A whack on my head. A blast in return. Dad, pissed I shot, mom. Taking grandpa, and ma with it. Oops. Not.

'You asses never visited me before, so the king set you up. FUCK OOFFFFF.'

'Okay…plan b. everyone LINE UP. Zorn you first, as you kicked him from the palace.' The king screamed after I vaporized my kin. Lousy crowd. Oh but hey…potential…lets see… all for me? How nice… must be millions.

 'Okay I never said this before but, YEAH you were right, sorry. There HAPPY?'

'Fock off Zorn. NEXT.'

'Fine I was in space with the prince, but ah…sorry I guess…um what was this about?'

'Fuck off Napa go find brains. They short changed you.'

'Um…like I was dead at the time but sorry?'

'SHUT UP YOU BLEW 5 TREES UP.' Totopus. Ass.

'Hey Bardock…still think your cute.'

'Bye Celipa.' She flew to me.

'Can I sit here this is new.'

'Sure, but watch the twigs.' Hours and hours. And I got fed up. Turning redder and redder. How could I hear myself think here. Okay that did it. I threw an artificial moon up. Transformed and stomped on the gathered people. Angrily two more Oozaru's formed and tried to stop me. I mouth blasted them to dust.

'FUCK THE HELL OFFFFFFFF.' I roared peeved. Blew the moon up and sulked in my tree. Couldn't a soul get some peace and quiet here. I glared at Celipa who was sleeping and nudged her. Couldn't sleep before me. Damnit.

'Huh what?'

'Shush'.

'Oh you didn't sleep yet.'

'Nope.'

'Go fig.' I yawned and crossed my arms. Busy day.

'Well this backfired.' The king mused on the edge of the crater.

'No sire, back-stomped.' The king snickered.

'Right. Well I guess I put this off to long already. This is useless. He's going to get more and more irritated.

'Well he only allows you for about 10 minutes sire, and Celipa as his sleeping pall.'

'I know. I don't like it but I can't help him. Yema, a word please? It's about Bardock.' He glanced at the desk and flew up.

'He has my bonsai now. I started it for his sake.' The god replied. Busily cross checking names.

'This is useless lord. He'll only get more and more impossible. As it is, he already worsened from arrival to now. You had to agree with me on that.'

'King Vegeta, I know.' The god sighed. 'I send him to heaven. He didn't like it and caused havoc. I send him to a Kai to be trained. He doesn't want to train. I send him to hell where he causes scenes. Send him back to the Saiyan part and he blows them to pieces. Any idea's?'

'Isn't he ready for incarnation yet?'

'Hell no. with his current state he's to irritable. He won't cleanse his soul in the machine and wants to return as a Saiyan. I discussed with him that there are no longer full blooded Saiyans born, he got in a fit and I send him down to get over it.'

 'When was that?'

'Few days ago.'

'AHHH that's why he's impossible now. He can't be reincarnated due to his temper.'

'Not his temper, his attitude. He blames the whole universe and me for the planets destruction.'

'Well he blew Freeza up a few million times already.'

'So did you.'

'Point being? I'm not the subject. What CAN we do with him?'

'He can't be in a Chibi. He'll spoil his life with his attitude he has now.'

'And adult?' the god laughed unhappy.

'Yes, but when they die it's terminal.'

'Not comatose…brain dead…souls are already here right?'

'Yes but unfortunately I don't have a Saiyan comatose.'

'That had to be my son or his son…bad idea. Um…I suppose he'd like to see his son…so it has to be on Chikyuu.'

'Hold on.' Yema pulled a second book out and paged it.

'Here 3.000 comatose. All Chikyuu.'

'Well he wants to be a man, I don't think he'd like being a woman.'

'2.495.'

'Maybe he'd like being younger.'

'How young?'

'20ish?'

'1.000 left.'

'Near his sons house?'

'253.'

'Black hair spiky?'

'32.'

'Black eyes? This is FUN.' Yema peered sour at him.

'Right. 12.'

'Strong healthy body highest ki.'

'2…no hold on the other just flat lined. We have a winner. Matt Collin. 21, black spiky hair, black eyes, good built. Comatose for a week now, no relatives. Was a bum. Power rating at…34.'

'Ouch…34? Can't you up it a bit?'

'Nope.'

'Damn…well he'll have to make due. Put him in.'

'Shouldn't you warn him?'

'And his fit? No thanks. We'll save guard his tree.'

'Okay. Fixed. One less problem.'

'Unless he commits suicide.'

'Perish the thought. I'll kick him down and he can't shoot no one.'

'Glad I'm dead. He'll be cross.'

'Mad as a hornet you mean?'
'I wanted to be on the save side. Bye.'

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