Sal: Gosh, I don't know where to start…well, I uploaded CH 2 and when it was on the site, a HUGE chunk of it wasn't here, but it was on my computer, so ff.net did something funky. Ever since I've been having really short chapters. Sorry! Aaaaaa! What am I doing?! I have to study for my French test!!! I'm in French I, and I have an "Allons" and "Prendre" test tomorrow! Ah, wells…

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Sal is busy in her room…

Sal: Everclear, 150 proof (holds up bottle of alcohol), if I somehow disguise this as a common drink…INTERNET!!! (Starts typing) AHA! Eureka! Coca Cola…Coke…hmmm…this will be difficult…(Pours various liquids into everclear bottle, stirs; and smells it) Hmm…reasonable…(Pours coke-everclear into coke bottles and seals them and leaves room with bottles in a bag.)

Joey: Hey Sal! (Sal is walking to kitchen and freezes/stops, turns head)

Sal: Hmm?

Joey: Where've ya been? (yamis still fighting in background, Y Malik is strangling Yami, and both are piled on Bakura, who's hitting Y Malik with a calendar.)

Sal: I just stepped out to get some drinks…putting them in the fridge (points to kitchen)

Joey: Hey what'cha get?

Sal: Coke.

Joey: Ok, we'll drink it later…

Sierra: Pizza in 15 minutes…

Tristan: Score! Austin Powers!

Isis: Chick Flick!

Tea: Grease!

Sal: (Sigh)

Malia: Amelie!

Sierra & Olena: NO!

Isis: Chick Flick!

Joey & Dave: NO!

Tea: GREASE!!!

All: NO!!!

Tristan: Austin Powers?

Yugi: Country Bears!!!

Bakura: Oh Ra, no…

Mai: Why don't we watch us?

All: Huh?

Mai: (Points to spycam)

Sal: (Nervous laugh) So I was found out…(Comes out of Kitchen and sits down…Ryou and Bakura scoot towards her, Sal stands up and pulls up a chair and glares at the both)

Ryou: (Hand back of his head, *nervous laugh*)

Sal: (Scowl)

Sierra: Pizza in 5…

Tristan: YAY!!! Austin Powers!!!

Mai: Why am I here? What about the camera?

All: What camera?

Mai: I'm leaving…

All watch Austin powers for a bit then…

Sierra: Pizza in a minute

All: (Continue watching)

Sierra: In 30 seconds…

All: (Continue watching)

Sierra: 10…9…8…7…6…

All: 5…4…3…2...ONE!!!

Dave: Why isn't the pizza here?

Sierra: (Almost in tears) sniff…meow

Kate: What a dud…right Set-o?

Seto: Get away from me…

Malia: What the shet? Where's the goddamn pizza? HELLO?!

Doorbell rings,

Seto: (Jumps up) I'LL GET IT! Anything to get away from that giggling girl… (Answers door…)

Later…

Malik: Wow, 8 Pizzas…

Sierra: (Happy and, really really proud…) yep! (*grins*)

Joey & Tristan: 3, 2, 1, FEEDING FRENZY!!!

Dave & Kate: CHEW ATTACK!!! {Sal: Don't own DBZ either}

Joey: Here have some (shoves pizza in Olena's face)

Olena: (Sad) No Thanks, my dad made me dinner…(holds up 3 sandwiches in aluminium)

Tristan: I WANT!!!

Olena: (Firmly) No, you don't.

Tristan: C'mon…

Olena: No.

Tristan: (Puppy eyes)

Olena: You'll regret it… (Breaks off piece)

Tristan: THAT_LOOKS_REALLY_GOOD!

Olena: (Sighs)

Tristan: (CHOMP!)

Tea & Malia: (Been playing with the 3-legged plastic table thing in all the pizza boxes [They think they're horses], and gum wrappers the whole time)

Tristan: (Makes face, spits in plastic bag) Blegh! That tastes like shit!

Olena: Told you it was crap, can't say I didn't warn you…

Tristan: They should put that as a fear factor…Who made this?

Sal: (Laughs) Fear Factor Cheese…haha!

Olena: My Da-

Tristan: He's trying to frikkin' kill you man!

All crack up…yes, they're still watching Austin Powers…

Y Malik: Damn. I'm really thirsty after all that pizza…

Seto: You better be, I paid for that…

Sal: Hehe…I knew it, hehe suckers… Oh! I just bought coke…you want…?

All want something to drink…

Sal goes to kitchen, and gets "Coke" and passes the "Coke" out…pretty much everybody chugs it and soon…

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Sal: Ha! I have left you with a cliffhanger! Dahahahahahahaha! (coughs) Ha…R&R people! I'll update if nothing goes funky on me! I'll keep trying!