Gundam Baby: Shopping is a Nightmare

Noin pulled up to a large story called the "Maidens Crib"

Noin: This is were I shop for Lilly all the time

Relena Pulled out Heero from the car seat.

Relena: But this is a girls baby store

Noin turned to look at Relena with Lilly in her arms,

Noin: I know

Noin started to giggle as did Dorothy, and a moment later, Relena began to laugh. Little Heero and little Quatre looked at each other.

Little Heero: a girls baby store, what are these women thinking?

Little Quatre: They must figure that since were boys, this must be perfect punishment. What do you think Trowa........Trowa.

Little Heero: The Telepathy must only work short range.

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Back at the Mansion.

Sally was in the den with wufei in the play pen, she had gotten wufei into his little jump suit with almost no problem. Catherine however had to go to the bathroom and Trowa hid from her, and it took her about 10 minutes to find him. He had hidden underneath Dorothy's bed. But eventually, he couldn't hide forever.

Hildie was in her bedroom and had put duo on her bed, and she took out the little pink jump suit that noin had given to her, Duo was trying to crawl away, but Hildie grabbed his leg and pulled him back, he tried again and she pulled him back.

Hildie: Oh come on Duo, you know this color will look great on you.

little Duo: In your dreams hil.

Duo crawled as fast as he could to get off the other side of the bed to get away, but hildie stood up, walked around and picked him up and held him as she sat on the bed.

Hildie: Now did you think you could run away from me again?

little duo: the thought had crossed my mind

Little Trowa: and mine.

Little Wufei: Just deal with it Duo.

Little Duo: its kinda hard to deal with it, when hildie in angry this much.

Hildie: You've been a bad baby, and now you must be punished.

Little Duo: Oh no

Little Wufei: Your in for it now

Little Trowa: Duo, prepare for the worst.

Duo started to squirm but couldn't, Hildie laid him on her lap and turned him face down, she removed his diaper, revealing his so soft tooshie. Hildie placed her hand on his tooshie and felt the soft skin.

Hildie: So soft.

Hildie raised her hand and slapped his butt.

Little Duo: Ouch!.

Little Trowa: AHHH!.

Little Wufei: What's going on!?!.

Hildie: Raised her hand and slapped him again.

Little Duo: AHHH! That hurts.

Little Wufei: Would you tell her to stop.

Little Trowa: He can't.

Little Wufei: What's going on?

Little Trowa: It must be like our telepathy, not only do we hear each others thoughts, but we feel what each other feels as well.

Hildie put turned little Duo to face her

Hildie: Now your not going to run away again right?

Little Duo started to shake his head.

Hildie: Good!

Hildie unfolded his diaper and put it back on, then she got the jump suit and finally got it on as well, then she showed little Duo a mirror.

Hildie: See don't you look cute?

little Duo started to make a frown, Hildie put the mirror down and picked him up, and she started to carry him down stairs.

Hildie: Well lets just find a camera for a keep sake.

little Duo: Oh no, not a camera.

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Back at the Maidens Crib, Relena, Dorothy and Noin walked in. A woman in mid 30's, kind of bulky, ran straight for her.

Manager: As Mrs. Peacecraft it is good to see you again, are you shopping for Lilly again?

Noin: No, actually were here shopping for my friends Relena and Dorothy.

The woman stepped over in front of Dorothy and looked at little quatre.

Manager: An who is this little cutie?

Dorothy: This is Qu...uh...Dorothy.

Manager: Aha Dorothy.

The woman looked over at little Heero.

Manager: And this must be little Relena.

Relena looked up at her and smiled.

Relena: Yep this is her.

Manager: Ok, all I need is a measurement, and we will go from there, Madison, could you come here please.

A young brunette walked over and stood next to the woman. The Woman picked up Little Quatre and held him over her shoulder.

Manager: Could you get Relena and follow me. If you ladies will have a seat we will be right back.

Madison took Little Heero from Relena's arms and followed the woman.

Relena, Dorothy and Noin who was holding Lilly sat down. But Lilly began to move about, and cry.

Noin: Sh, sh don't cry Lilly

Noin said in a motherly tone, she stood up and looked at the ladies.

Noin: I'm going to go drop Lilly off at the Nursery, Why don't you two go across the street to the mall, and shop for a while, I'll take care of Heero and Quatre.

Relena pulled out her credit card

Relena/Dorothy: OK!

Noin: Just make sure you buy a lot of make up, the works Lipstick, eye shadow, mascara.

Relena: Ok

The girls walked out of the Store, meanwhile Heero and Quatre were being forced to sit up, stand, sit down, and being measured everywhere. Noin laid Lilly down in a crib that was right next to the Nursery door, she turned and saw the woman and Madison walking back with Quatre and Heero.

Manager: Mrs. Peacecraft were did the mothers go?

Noin: Oh they had to do something, but I'm taking care of this end.

Manager: Well something strange is going on

Noin: What do you mean?

Manager: Are these girls related?

Noin: No, why?

Manager: Oh nothing, its just that there the same measurements in everything.

Noin That is strange.

The Manager and Madison put little Heero in one crib on the left side of Lilly, and Little Quatre in a crib on the other side of Lilly.

Manager: Come with us.

The three ladies walked away from the Nursery, and to the back of the store, Madison pulled out a rack with a wide range of clothes.

Noin looked and found what she was looking for.

Noin: OK I need 12 of those little jump suits, in a range of colors, I'll let you pick.

Then a certain piece of clothing caught her eye. Noin gave a confident smile.

Noin: I need five of these in pink, and another five in these colors. Pussycat pink, yellow, white, bright red, and Baby Blue.

Manager: Excellent, shall we have the girls try them on?

Noin: No I think I'll let it be a surprise. Oh can I ask for a few other things?

Manager: anything dear.

Noin: See my friends have never been mothers before, so I need to get some things to help them.

Manager: Well I would recommend.... A Car seat, diaper bags, travel bags, a crib, powder, wipes, oil, diapers, rubber pants, bibs, a changing table, baby food, bottles, pacifiers...

The woman was going on and on. Noin finally interrupted her.

Great I'll take five of each.

Manager: Great, Madison if you will help her with everything.

Noin shook hands with the woman,

Noin: Thank you

Manager: No problem

AN 30 MINUTES LATER...

Relena and Dorothy ran back to the car were, Noin was waiting, the boys and Lilly were strapped in, and the entire back was full.

Noin: Just put your stuff in the back.

Relena got inand threw her stuff in the back, and saw a lot of other bags.

Dorothy: Did you get enough

Noin: Most of it is for the babies, and a few for the rest of you. And tonight the boys will see exactly what I got.

All the girls started to giggle, Little Heero and Little Quatre looked at each other and then looked at the girls.

Little Heero/Quatre: Were doomed.

on the way home.