Sal: Dad, is watching Napoleon…I never was good at history.


Kate: Yes, Demonic Angel, we deliberately made the character OOC (Out of Character, took me a while to figure it out) because, I have read the 31st Yu-Gi-Oh! Manga. He is SCARY!!! He goes all psycho, and starts licking stuff…

Sal: (Shudder)

Kate: Anyway, 4 reviews…it's slow progress…Sal needs to do her homework like a good little student, eh?

Sal: Ah! I've got quite a bit, then. (Sighs) Should go do it…

Kate: Haha! At MY school we don't get homework!

Sal: (Sighs) Parabolas…grr…

Kate: Hn?

Sal: Math…too depressing…easy…but depressing…enjoy this chapter…stupid

Kate: Ah.

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Kate: Wheeeeee!

Sierra: Sal, I'm scared.

Sal: You better be, I spiked the coke.

Sierra: You WHAT?!

Ryou: (Sad) Why?

Sal: It's fun to watch, look at Yami, he's having a blast!

Sierra: (And Ryou look over at Yami) I didn't know that your yami and Yugi's yami were on such friendly terms…

Ryou: O_O' GREAT SCOTT!!!

Sal: (Laughing so hard) Hey Sierra, you want some Jello?

Sierra: Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah!

Sal: (Gives Sierra BIG container of super sugary jello) hehe

Ryou: You'll destroy us all!

Sal: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! {no duh}

Sierra: (Grabs Seto's Coke and drains the bottle in one gulp) I'm high!

Sal: YEAH! It's only a funny until someone gets seriously drunk, THEN IT'S HILARIOUS! AHAHAHAHA!

Mai: What the fuck? OKAY EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN AND GATHER IN A CIRCLE-

Sal: ON THE VARIOUS ARTICLES OF FURNITURE…

Tea: Ooooooh…how about Truth or Dare to pass the time? And everyone has to pick one truth and one dare…

Mai: Fine. Sal, Truth or Dare? (the only ones are Sierra, Mai, Tea, Sal, and Ryou. The rest are too drunk to know what's going on.)

Sal: Dare, Mai. Give it your best shot. {Sal: No one did ever sit down, they're just being drunk}

Mai: (Evil grin {Sal: uh-oh…KATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Kate: hehe}) Good. I dare you to KISS Bakura…

Sal: WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS?! {Sal: Don't own Inuyasha}

Mai: …On the lips.

Sal: (Turns white) w-what?

Mai: You heard me.

Sal: (Whimper) Ewww… WHAT INSANITY IS THIS?!

Sal walks over and gives Bakura a small quick kiss on the lips…as ordered..

Sal: GROSS! BATHROOM!!! (Runs off…)

Bakura: (Sitting there stunned that she actually did it) whoa! She's not coming back anytime soon…What a hottie…She IS coming back soon…right?

Kate: (On Seto's leg) Dude.

Ryou: (Worried) maybe I should see if she's okay…

All: Oooooooooooooooo…

Ryou: (Scarlet) IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! (Stomps off)

Sierra: That was fun! (Jumps off walls, figuratively speaking)

Yami: Yes, very entertaining…Whay-hey!

Kate: Well, they're not coming back anytime soon (hehe). So…who's next?

Tea: Where did you come from?

Sierra: Ok, ok! Mai, Truth or Dare?

Mai: Dare.

Sierra: Ahahaha! I dare you to…go the rest of the night WITHOUT make-up…

Mai: Oh…no…

Sierra: Oh, how the mighty fall. Eh Mai?

Mai: (Stomps up, and out of the room…comes back without makeup) There.

Serenity: Uh…you look different Mai…

Mai: Shut up, who's next?

Joey: Malia! I LOVE YOU! (glomps her)

Malia: I'm a lesbian.

Joey: I knew it! BUT I LOVE YOU SO ANYWAY!

Malia: I'm so gay, I can't even THINK straight.

Joey: Oh. I see.

Bakura: (Jumps up on the table) IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A!

Tristan: (On the couch) Something, something, something, something, something, HEY MACARANA!

Bakura & Y Malik: Y-M-C-A! (Does the hand motions)

Meanwhile…

Sal: (Washes mouth and brushes teeth…gargles with a bunch of mouthwash) NASTY!

Ryou: (Calmly and quietly walks in) You didn't have to take that dare…

Sal: URP! (Chokes on mouthwash, spits it out) AH! (Startled) where'd you come from? I didn't hear you come in…

Ryou: You didn't have to take that dare…

Sal: uhhh…

Ryou: …But you know, I like you all the more for it! (Grin)

Sal: …

Ryou: Are you done? (still smiling)

Sal: Creepy…

Back downstairs…Everyone is back to chugging the "Coke"…

Yami: WHOA! Good stuff!

Seto: Ooooo…VODKA!

Sal: Everclear, stupid. Vodka is 80 proof.

{Sal: (Sniff) Now the only people who aren't drunk or high on sugar are Sal, Ryou, and Serenity…but soon even she…goes to bed, thus only the two are the safe and sane ones at the party…(sniff)}

Ryou: (Shaking head) Why…why, why…did you have to spike the coke?

Sal: Because I can, baby, YEAH!

Kate: (Latches to Sal) Hey wanna drink?

Ryou: (Hands on hips) What did you spike that with?

Sal: Everclear…hehe 150 proof…or…75% Alcohol…

Ryou (Sigh)

Kate: (Sings) Oh Setooooooooooooo! (Runs off…)

Sal: (Pulls out laptop)

Ryou: What do you intend to do with that? (Sits next to Sal)

Sal: (Types) Lookie! It's the spycam…wireless!

Ryou: Oooooo…

Sal: …and, and we're catching all of this! Look! (points at screen) the yamis aren't fighting!

Ryou: O_O' That isn't my yami….

Sal: Yes it is, unless you're saying that's you in that corner…

Ryou: …

Drunk Yugi walks drunkenly behind and looks at screen…

Yugi: Ooooooo…why didn't my yami teach me anything like that?

Sal: (Turns around)…because he doesn't want to scar your innocence…

Ryou: O_O Oh…my…god…

Sal: LOOK! OLENA'S PUKING!!!

Ryou: …gross…you twisted-

Sal: AND LOOK AT KATE AND SETO! They're getting it on…in…the…

other…corner… (Leina looks over, stops eating dohnuts, and walks out the door)

Ryou: (Jumps up, and hits the ceiling)(Yells at Seto and Kate) BLOODY HELL! GET A ROOM! (Both wobble up and go somewhere)

Sal: Aww…Malia's not fun, she went right to sleep…on…the table

Ryou: O_O' (Bakura doing the monkey, while sitting on Y Malik)

Sal: I'm going to sleep. It's been fun. I hope your yami doesn't puke on you in bed…wouldn't want vomit in your undies…hahahahaha!

Ryou: (Grabs Sal's leg) DON'T LEAVE ME!

Sal: Hmm? A wild plead for help? I love those…

Ryou: Don't be mean, mate! Can I bunk with you?

Sal: Fine, but you're on the floor, …or in the closet.

Ryou: (Relieved) Thanks mate…

Sal: Stop saying mate! We can continue watching in the room…and I also have a spycam in the closet and in the cupboard under the stairs…look (types)

Ryou: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'M BLIND!

Sal: You're joking right?

Ryou: I'M BLIND! I CAN NO LONGER SEE!

Sal: Were you looking at yourself in the mirror again?

Ryou: By now, I'm used to it. My yami was a sicko after all…

Sal: I don't want to know…

In the room in their pajamas…(They changed in separate rooms, you sickos) watching what's going on downstairs…where it's safe.

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Sal: HA! I know, I know, the drunkness is cliché, but I had fun, and isn't that the point of all of this? To write, have fun, and get insulted for your crappy job? Lol.

Kate: (Laughs) You know, we already have this story written, but we post it bit, by bit. (Waves)